I was in the suborbital vehicle. we tried to contact the archaic ape flyers several times, and every single time, they replied:
We got back to the mothership and spun-up the waprtunneler, the samples of cattle genitalia helped us.
Our message shocked their tiny minds.
We'll never be back, not even to rescue survivors in 2012.
Goodbye, hostile primates, we're gone forever.