[Rob Instigator]

Originally Posted by Better_Than_Deux

me and william drunk in new mexico:

 

(l to r andy, crazy guy, me:

 

soooo we (andy, myself, and paul who is not pictured) met crazy guy in the castro after bar close. this guy speaks 5 different languages, but was so wasted when we met him he could barely remember how to speak english. andy was verbally harrassing him most of the night (it's what he does best. he's a theater major and is hilarious at improv), and we go to a park (loraine?? i dont know what it was called.. it was in the middle of san fransisco) where crazy guy ends up sitting on some steps and whipping out his dick and saying, 'JUNTOS! JUNTOS!' cause he wants us to all suck his dick at the same time. I tell him i'm a virgin and I've never seen a penis before and he gets really really ashamed and says, "lo siento, lo siento" and walks home with his head bowed looking back every so often.

HILARIOUS