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once when i was living in the city and had to sell all my shit to eat, i was queueing in the cash convertors store, and this old dude in front of me started trying to sell all this shit. but it was all crap, like books they didnt take and penknifes and torch lighters. he was talking all this crap trying to sell a brief history of time "this book is the greatest book ever written!" "why wont you buy this, i know the fuckers in a wheelchair but he's still dead on" and then when he left he said to the guy, "i have to go, im promoting a band tonight" everyone was just laughing at him, and he said "yeah, they're called the blu rays" but he said it sarcastically as if we were all the subject of some joke.
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