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Originally Posted by wellcharge
not only women bring up the fake rape cases
it happened to me after record store day, i pick up my hits are for squares 2xlp off the shelf and am immediately introduced to a guy named rob who says he'll do anything or anyone to help his sonic youth collection.normally i'm not interested in males but he was holding a magazine that had me quite aroused called "big latin azz" and i thought to myself that he had a big latin azz himself. i was an absolute gentlemen with him the whole evening and took him to el pollo loco. 2 days later i'm at the police station because apparently he's instigated sexual assault charges against me
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it took me a minute to realize this was a fiction and then i couldn't stop laughing