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Old 10.14.2011, 12:01 AM   #1
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Fred Durst is set to star in his very own sitcom after signing his first TV deal with CBS and CBS TV Studios. The Limp Bizkit frontman has been teamed up with producers Eric and Kim Tannenbaum and Mr. Sunshine scribe Matthew Carlson, who will also serve as executive producer.
The half-hour comedy, which will revolve around the misadventures of a “rock legend” trying juggle his high life and family life, is officially untitled, but has been referred to as Douchebag.


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Old 10.14.2011, 12:40 AM   #2
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Old 10.14.2011, 08:34 AM   #3
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that sounds awful. i wonder what durst looks like these days? i'm guessing either fat, has had work done (ala axle homo rose) or looks like one of those olds dudes who still trys to look young, you know the type, slicked back hair and wearing an affliction or tap out t shirt
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Old 10.14.2011, 10:08 AM   #4
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how can he have slicked back hair when he's bald
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Old 10.15.2011, 02:15 AM   #5
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Old 10.15.2011, 02:23 AM   #6
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yay. fred goes from an awful band to what is bound to be an awful sitcom. something tells me this will last about as long as "rotten television".
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Old 10.15.2011, 04:16 AM   #7
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Old 10.15.2011, 09:04 AM   #8
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I hope there's a joke where he gets a wacky roommate and kicks him out "move in now move out"
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Old 10.18.2011, 02:14 AM   #9
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Old 10.18.2011, 12:39 PM   #10
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i give it 3 episodes (aired) before they axe it.
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Old 10.18.2011, 01:20 PM   #11
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Probably will be cancelled soon, but there's a small chance that it'll make it.

Fred's actually a pretty decent comedic acting talent. Have you seen the '09 flick PLAY DEAD? He was so perfect for his role as 'Ledge' that he nearly made the film worth watching. Absolutely gutbusting, I tell ya.
 


Or how about his mockumentary televangelist character, Evan Jealous?

Also quite funny.

 


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