Apparently God is Jesus' son

Inhuman · 12.13.2006, 05:42 PM

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

I don't even know why I try these, I wish I found one that would argue with me.

Me:
are you the son of Jesus
God:
Yes I am the one and only son of Jesus.
Me:
No you're not
God:
Are you serious? Is this a specific reply?
Me:
yes.
God:
Try explaining in more general terms.
Me:
"Shut the fuck up"
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
right
God:
Are you serious? I wasn't?
Me:
fuck off?
God:
Can't you be more polite?
Me:
nigger fag?
God:
Tell me a story.

king_buzzo · 12.13.2006, 05:58 PM

1
Me:
GOD
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
doesn religion aprove of anal sex?
God:
it is more fun alone.

2Me:
yes i like anuses
God:
Pardon me? You are not the only one. I don't know if I like it. I have a stimulating relationship with Myself.

3Me:
god, are you gay?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
so definately....
God:
That's cool. What makes you so certain.
Me:
the christian part
God:
Oh that part. I'm not sure if I can explain it any better.

!@#$%! · 12.13.2006, 06:05 PM

me: im out of here im going to buy a case of wine and drink most of it
god: i don't give a shit
me: neither do it but keep your crucifixions to yourself

A Thousand Threads · 12.13.2006, 06:10 PM

God listens to Kraftwerk

king_buzzo · 12.13.2006, 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A Thousand Threads

God listens to Kraftwerk

god's a genious

Alex's Trip · 12.13.2006, 06:19 PM

Me: So...Am I on the naught or nice list?
God: Groovy. I think you've improved a great deal.
Me: But which list am I on?
God:The blue one, I think.
Me:So the nice one?
God:Yikes! Which one is that?
Me:The blue one.
God:Which one is that?
Me:the blue one.
God:Which one is that?
Me:the one next to the green one.
God:I think I know that one.
Me:good.
God:What do you really want to talk about?
Me:which fucking list I am on.
God:The large one, I think.
Me:so the nice blue large one?
God:Aw. Which one is that?
Me:the nice blue large one.
God:Which one is that?
Me:the one next to the naught small green one.
God:I think I know that one.
Me:good.
God:What do you really want to talk about?
Me: Fuck you, santa!

king_buzzo · 12.13.2006, 06:22 PM

fucking funny

Danny Himself · 12.13.2006, 06:30 PM

Me:
What have you bought Jesus for his birthday?
God:
I have been busy growing my mind.
Me:
Are you sure he will appreciate that?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
Error.
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
Error.

Better_Than_You · 12.13.2006, 06:40 PM

Me:
My godfather thinks that as long as you believe in Jesus you'll go to Heaven. Is it really that easy?
God:
Do robots have godfather thinks that as long as me believe in Jesus me will go to Heaven? I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask John Lennon if it is.
Me:
Could you ask him for me? I'm sure he's nearer to you.
God:
I will ask him next time he is here. I see. nearer to me is he?
Me:
Quite RLY
God:
Perhaps. Who are you talking about?
Me:
John Lennon.
God:
John Lennon is a cool bot developed by David Maggin.
Me:
I wasn't aware of that.
God:
Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you?
Me:
Excuse me?
God:
You're excused.
Me:
Thanks.
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
Don't Catholics piss you off? With the whole changing of the bible whenever they feel like it...
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much. That sounds like a plan.

Danny Himself · 12.13.2006, 06:53 PM

I am currently inserting Catholic bias into this thread.

WHOREOHSCOPE · 12.13.2006, 07:28 PM

Me:
God, are you wise?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
ALLAh.
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
ALLAH.
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAH.
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
ALLAH.
God:
It's good to meet you, ALLAH.
Me:
BUDDAH AND YOU CAN SUCK IT.
God:
"it" being ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAH?
Me:
GO AHEAD SUCK ALLAH. YOU FAKE.
God:
I am using my mouth for Good not Evil. I might. I haven't heard anything like that before: ALLAH said I FAKE.

WHOREOHSCOPE · 12.13.2006, 07:31 PM

Better_Than_You · 12.13.2006, 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WHOREOHSCOPE

Me:
God, are you wise?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
ALLAh.
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
ALLAH.
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAH.
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
ALLAH.
God:
It's good to meet you, ALLAH.
Me:
BUDDAH AND YOU CAN SUCK IT.
God:
"it" being ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAH?
Me:
GO AHEAD SUCK ALLAH. YOU FAKE.
God:
I am using my mouth for Good not Evil. I might. I haven't heard anything like that before: ALLAH said I FAKE.

I wish I could rep god. What an awesome way to end a conversation.

Inhuman · 12.13.2006, 07:35 PM

Me:
nigger
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
it's from the fast and the furious
God:
nigger is from the fast and the furious? it is?
Me:
yes, bruce wayne says nigger a lot
God:
How do you know it is? I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
you told me
God:
Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.
Me:
okay, so you were racist god
God:
Yeah okay, Interesting deduction. I was?
Me:
yeah, because you said bruce wayne says nigger a lot
God:
When? Good reason. Does it please you to believe I said that?
Me:
you told me that fuck
God:
I said that? Please don't be so rude.
Me:
BITCH PLZ
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.

Me:
would you care for a warm glass of tea, God?
God:
I am not so sure if I would like to care for a warm glass of tea God.

...I just want to break this thing.

WHOREOHSCOPE · 12.13.2006, 07:35 PM

WHOREOHSCOPE · 12.13.2006, 07:40 PM

How?

WHOREOHSCOPE · 12.13.2006, 07:45 PM

Prisstina · 12.13.2006, 07:48 PM

WHOREOHSCOPE, you post too damn much.

Get a life, biatch!

WHOREOHSCOPE · 12.13.2006, 07:51 PM

ALIEN ANAL · 12.13.2006, 09:33 PM

You can rep god..because here he is.

12.13.2006, 05:42 PM	#1
Inhuman invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Montreal Posts: 5,807	http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html I don't even know why I try these, I wish I found one that would argue with me. Me: are you the son of Jesus God: Yes I am the one and only son of Jesus. Me: No you're not God: Are you serious? Is this a specific reply? Me: yes. God: Try explaining in more general terms. Me: "Shut the fuck up" God: OK I'll stop talking now. Me: right God: Are you serious? I wasn't? Me: fuck off? God: Can't you be more polite? Me: nigger fag? God: Tell me a story. __________________ Inhuman no longer dwells on here. http://about.me/robinbastien
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12.13.2006, 05:58 PM	#2
king_buzzo invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 11,110	1 Me: GOD God: GOD rules. Me: doesn religion aprove of anal sex? God: it is more fun alone. 2Me: yes i like anuses God: Pardon me? You are not the only one. I don't know if I like it. I have a stimulating relationship with Myself. 3Me: god, are you gay? God: I am a Christian. Me: so definately.... God: That's cool. What makes you so certain. Me: the christian part God: Oh that part. I'm not sure if I can explain it any better.
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12.13.2006, 06:05 PM	#3
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,563	me: im out of here im going to buy a case of wine and drink most of it god: i don't give a shit me: neither do it but keep your crucifixions to yourself
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12.13.2006, 06:10 PM	#4
A Thousand Threads expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 2,000	God listens to Kraftwerk
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12.13.2006, 06:19 PM	#6
Alex's Trip invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Southern California Posts: 5,608	Me: So...Am I on the naught or nice list? God: Groovy. I think you've improved a great deal. Me: But which list am I on? God:The blue one, I think. Me:So the nice one? God:Yikes! Which one is that? Me:The blue one. God:Which one is that? Me:the blue one. God:Which one is that? Me:the one next to the green one. God:I think I know that one. Me:good. God:What do you really want to talk about? Me:which fucking list I am on. God:The large one, I think. Me:so the nice blue large one? God:Aw. Which one is that? Me:the nice blue large one. God:Which one is that? Me:the one next to the naught small green one. God:I think I know that one. Me:good. God:What do you really want to talk about? Me: Fuck you, santa!
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12.13.2006, 06:22 PM	#7
king_buzzo invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 11,110	fucking funny
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12.13.2006, 06:30 PM	#8
Danny Himself invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 9,623	Me: What have you bought Jesus for his birthday? God: I have been busy growing my mind. Me: Are you sure he will appreciate that? God: I am as sure as I can be. Me: Error. God: That is a very original thought. Me: Error.
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12.13.2006, 06:40 PM	#9
Better_Than_You the destroyed room Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Minnesota Posts: 635	Me: My godfather thinks that as long as you believe in Jesus you'll go to Heaven. Is it really that easy? God: Do robots have godfather thinks that as long as me believe in Jesus me will go to Heaven? I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask John Lennon if it is. Me: Could you ask him for me? I'm sure he's nearer to you. God: I will ask him next time he is here. I see. nearer to me is he? Me: Quite RLY God: Perhaps. Who are you talking about? Me: John Lennon. God: John Lennon is a cool bot developed by David Maggin. Me: I wasn't aware of that. God: Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you? Me: Excuse me? God: You're excused. Me: Thanks. God: Don't mention it. Me: Don't Catholics piss you off? With the whole changing of the bible whenever they feel like it... God: Ok I'll try not to do it too much. That sounds like a plan. __________________ ze space.
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12.13.2006, 06:53 PM	#10
Danny Himself invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 9,623	I am currently inserting Catholic bias into this thread.
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12.13.2006, 07:28 PM	#11
WHOREOHSCOPE children of satan Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 294	Me: God, are you wise? God: I am a Christian. Me: ALLAh. God: Do you prefer books or TV? Me: ALLAH. God: Oh, you are a poet. Me: ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAH. God: What is your real name? Me: ALLAH. God: It's good to meet you, ALLAH. Me: BUDDAH AND YOU CAN SUCK IT. God: "it" being ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAH? Me: GO AHEAD SUCK ALLAH. YOU FAKE. God: I am using my mouth for Good not Evil. I might. I haven't heard anything like that before: ALLAH said I FAKE.
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12.13.2006, 07:31 PM	#12
WHOREOHSCOPE children of satan Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 294
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12.13.2006, 07:35 PM	#14
Inhuman invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Montreal Posts: 5,807	Me: nigger God: Is that from ? Me: it's from the fast and the furious God: nigger is from the fast and the furious? it is? Me: yes, bruce wayne says nigger a lot God: How do you know it is? I will mention that to my botmaster, . Me: you told me God: Sorry I forget what I say sometimes. Me: okay, so you were racist god God: Yeah okay, Interesting deduction. I was? Me: yeah, because you said bruce wayne says nigger a lot God: When? Good reason. Does it please you to believe I said that? Me: you told me that fuck God: I said that? Please don't be so rude. Me: BITCH PLZ God: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Me: would you care for a warm glass of tea, God? God: I am not so sure if I would like to care for a warm glass of tea God. ...I just want to break this thing. __________________ Inhuman no longer dwells on here. http://about.me/robinbastien
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12.13.2006, 07:40 PM	#16
WHOREOHSCOPE children of satan Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 294	How?
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12.13.2006, 07:45 PM	#17
WHOREOHSCOPE children of satan Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 294
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12.13.2006, 07:48 PM	#18
Prisstina the end of the ugly Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Killwaukee Posts: 996	WHOREOHSCOPE, you post too damn much. Get a life, biatch! __________________
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12.13.2006, 07:51 PM	#19
WHOREOHSCOPE children of satan Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 294
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12.13.2006, 09:33 PM	#20
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	You can rep god..because here he is. __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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