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Old 06.03.2006, 12:18 AM   #1
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i like to rhyme with my time
and i pay top dime
to show my joe to a ho
and she goes woah oh!
ill fly with my dough and if anyone shows
i got woah, and blow the fuck outta their SKO!

i dont do drugs, i only give hugs
but if anyones gives me shit
boy! ill have them hit!

no im not xcore, thats all a bore
ill use gore, but to me its not a chore
id like to put on a glove and give your legs a hug
but man, dont do PCP or LSD cause ill you need is L-O-V-E!
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Old 06.03.2006, 12:22 AM   #2
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In my drunken stupor I was going to try and post one, but I thought better of it
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Old 06.03.2006, 01:26 AM   #3
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Drunk as well here...mixing rum, vodka, and wine...I'll pay for it tomorrow...let's see what we can do...I apologize in advance for any of the content in this post:

You gotta try real hard
and the words'll come to ya
As I shit in ya front yard
While fucking yo' retard-
ed daughter (ughhhh!)
Gonna lay waste
to her face
Stick my man meat deep
and watch her eyelids leak
Cuz I'm fucking her wrong-wayed
ass open
got her standin up sideways
Annnnd
then when I'm done with yo daughter
Gonna sneak around the back
Fuck yo' pretty wife's snatch
Gonna get it all the way up in ya...

I think I've dug myself a deep enough hole for tonight (no pun intended).
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Old 06.03.2006, 01:39 AM   #4
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As I shit in ya front yard
While fucking yo' retard-
ed daughter (ughhhh!)

hahahahaha
classic!
i like how you split the retarded, its angelic
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Old 06.04.2006, 12:09 AM   #5
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...and here I thought the "ughhhh!" was the best part.
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Old 06.04.2006, 12:13 AM   #6
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i would post a rap. but i wouldnt want want to end your career or anything..
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Old 06.04.2006, 12:16 AM   #7
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Please do...I'm drunk again tonight (I start a new job on Monday so it's my last night to party) so I'll try and come up with another. Post your shit, nigga.
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Old 06.04.2006, 12:22 AM   #8
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ok. bitch here we go
im gonna bounce, go a buy a 40 oz.
but when i get back yo ass im gonna pounce
i aint fake cause im for real, my name aint neil, because it is joel and im outta control. i can do a flip and i can do a roll. i dont smoke no bongs i dont smoke no bowls
my ass is drug free. dont ask me why. that's like asking why pigeons fly!
i bet you had enough of my badass rhymes, yall bitches cant do shit. SO STEP OUTTA LINE
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Old 06.04.2006, 12:32 AM   #9
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Not bad, not bad....
Imagine a rap with multiple voices...try and follow along...

Thinkin bout
buyin me a stairway to heaven
while I'm robbin' a 7-11
for Christmas Presents

My lil neice
could probably use some antifreeze
"Mutha fucka gimme the keys to the safe"
"OH Please don't hurt me!"

"Look at me!
I'm not gonna hurt you
I just wanna take a few things from you
and there better be a clean fuckin restroom"

Grab myself the hustlers and some cases of beer
clean the register out and tell the cashier not to shout
as this fat bitch walks in
ass has gotta weigh 350 pounds
Asking, "Do you know how to get downtown?"

"I do but it'll cost your credit card,
and the rest of the contents of your wallet"
"Oh my God!"
"That's right bitch it's a robbery now stop stallin"

Too many witnesses now, maybe I could put them in the freezer
No way Neon, there's gotta be a way that's easier
"If I walk away and leave you unharmed?
You gonna trip the alarm?
Turn me in just cuz I'm breakin a few laws?"
"Please just leave us alone"
"That's what I'm asking you bitch
Gonna keep yo' mouth shut or you gonna be a snitch?
Cuz I swear I will tear your fuckin eyes out
even if they arrest me tonight I'm gonna find you."
"We promise to not say a thing" "Alright man
but you're takin a chance cuz I'll come back for your punk ass"
And as I leave with my stash in my hands, I see the police van
"Mother fucker, put up your hands!"
So now I'm doin 8 to 10
Was sittin pretty just a week ago
now I'm in the pen.


That was weak, but I'm drunk....so fuck all ya'll. Much love. hehe
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Old 06.04.2006, 12:44 AM   #10
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dude. i just got owned. i'm reppin you, that was sweet
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Old 06.04.2006, 05:33 PM   #11
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paradoxically i see you coming and going
frontin and showin like a goldie lox chartacter
porge porgy and bess knows best
but the dro in the drawer should be put to rest
la la la cry like you
wink and a nod
lorena bobbit and a link to like a castrated hobbit
la la la cry to the end
a feeling like the california weed blend.
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Old 06.05.2006, 12:20 PM   #12
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dude. i just got owned. i'm reppin you, that was sweet

Thanks..you and the below are not bad. We should do this every weekend. I can't do this shit sober.
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