Eat Me Keep Me

The Usher · 06.09.2008, 01:26 PM

I was in Tescos today, and wanted to buy some bananas, and all they had were these fuckin stupid things labelled "Eat Me Keep Me", I was so deeply disturbed by this. What is this, fuckin talking fruit? I felt so patronised that Tescos had decided to make a bag of bananas talk to me, telling me when it was ok to eat a fuckin banana.

What the hell has happened to the world?

✌➬ · 06.09.2008, 03:48 PM

Hahahhaha!!!

█████████ · 06.09.2008, 04:00 PM

wouldn't you like to adopt a malawian banana?

This Is Not Here · 06.09.2008, 05:52 PM

Oh my. Eat them or keep them? That decision could crack a man's soul? Do they realise this?! Tescos, you reprehensible cunts.

Lurker · 06.09.2008, 06:00 PM

"Eat me keep me" - sounds sexy, doesn't it?

Pookie · 06.09.2008, 06:23 PM

I hope you bought the reduced ones at the back. You'd save 37p.

girlgun · 06.10.2008, 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by The Usher

I was in Tescos today, and wanted to buy some bananas, and all they had were these fuckin stupid things labelled "Eat Me Keep Me", I was so deeply disturbed by this. What is this, fuckin talking fruit? I felt so patronised that Tescos had decided to make a bag of bananas talk to me, telling me when it was ok to eat a fuckin banana.

What the hell has happened to the world?

dude! that's brilliant!

you have some to eat now and the green ones will be ripe when you get to them!

gmku · 06.10.2008, 01:06 PM

Do they sell "catch me, do me" shoes, too?

The Usher · 06.10.2008, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by gmku

Do they sell "catch me, do me" shoes, too?

Well, in the part of South london I live, you really wouldn't want to be saying that kind of thing, unless you have a thing for young gangster girls!

gmku · 06.10.2008, 02:16 PM

I do.

The Usher · 06.10.2008, 02:29 PM

You should be careful, they might pop a cap in your ass.

gmku · 06.10.2008, 02:34 PM

In my ass? I'm feeling kind of turned on right now.

Okay, y'all... I'm out of here for a while. A bolt of lightning zapped my cable system last night. Phone service and the 'net are out (though oddly enough we still get cable). I've been working at a friend's place today (they have a pool in the back yard and there's beer in the fridge but I have been DISCIPLINED!)

With any luck the cable guy will show up on time tomorrow.

Peace out...

█████████ · 06.10.2008, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by girlgun

dude! that's brilliant!

you obviously never experienced instestinal constipation.

gmku · 06.11.2008, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by █████████

you obviously never experienced instestinal constipation.

Or fruit flies.

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Pookie invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 9,877	I hope you bought the reduced ones at the back. You'd save 37p.
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gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	Do they sell "catch me, do me" shoes, too? __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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06.10.2008, 02:34 PM	#12
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	In my ass? I'm feeling kind of turned on right now. Okay, y'all... I'm out of here for a while. A bolt of lightning zapped my cable system last night. Phone service and the 'net are out (though oddly enough we still get cable). I've been working at a friend's place today (they have a pool in the back yard and there's beer in the fridge but I have been DISCIPLINED!) With any luck the cable guy will show up on time tomorrow. Peace out... __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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