Poll: How do you keep clean? - Page 2

finding nobody · 05.21.2006, 08:30 PM

i put shower. looking back i should've put the kitty one. shit!

krastian · 05.21.2006, 09:06 PM

They usually just hose me off in the driveway.

val-holla-ing · 05.21.2006, 09:14 PM

i normally shower, but sometimes i like to take oatmeal honey bubble baths with my girlfriend.

youthoftomorrow · 05.21.2006, 09:18 PM

my bathing routine is a multiple step process.

first, i enter the bathing apparatus (which is approximately the size of six station wagons stacked upon each other) from a hatch at the top. in the first phase, i am suspened in the middle of the chamber and sprayed with firehoses (my diamond-hard skin prevents any serious damage) for exactly 6 minutes (my gills prevent me from suffocating). next, i am misted with a fine spray of an industrial strength enamel. the chamber then begins to revolve, acting like a centrifuge and seperating all liquid from my exterior. the chamber is drained and begins to heat up. i am baked at 425 degrees for 20 minutes. vents in the sides of the bathing apparatus open and fans blow cool air into the chamber. once cool, i exit the chamber, clean. this process is repeated 4 times a day.

actually, i shower.

alyasa · 05.21.2006, 09:22 PM

I wonder who the two people who don't keep clean are...

sonicl · 05.22.2006, 01:17 AM

I'm disappointed at the lack of any vote for keeping clean by swimming naked in the lake.

candymoan · 05.22.2006, 03:53 AM

during the summer i'm tempted to swim and just rinse off the salt water..

fishmonkey · 05.22.2006, 04:56 AM

shower, and even if there was a quicker way i'd do that. i'm a bit anal about keeping clean, i'm one of those odd people who has a complete bathroom routine that has to be followed every night/morning

Hip Priest · 05.22.2006, 06:36 AM

There are a lot of beautiful bars of soap available (from Lush, for example), but on the whole I prefer to use liquid soap. It's about time someone started doing really nice liquid soap. So there.

alyasa · 05.22.2006, 06:42 AM

Shokubutsu is good liquid soap...

sonicl · 05.22.2006, 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hip Priest

There are a lot of beautiful bars of soap available (from Lush, for example), but on the whole I prefer to use liquid soap. It's about time someone started doing really nice liquid soap. So there.

When you say "nice liquid soap", do you mean a nice-smelling one, or one that's not full of artificial crap?

If you've no objection to artificial crap, how about one of these:

For the young, daring and curious, this.
To be taken back to first love, this.
To be sexy and alive as a body moving to the music, this.
Or if you are feminine, classic, romantic and everlasting, this.

cuetzpalin · 05.22.2006, 04:12 PM

haha cool poll!!

View Poll Results: How do you keep clean?
I bath	9	16.36%
I shower	35	63.64%
I swim naked in the lake / river / sea	0	0%
I lick myself like a cat	3	5.45%
I get someone else to lick me	5	9.09%
Keep clean? I don't understand what you're talking about	3	5.45%
Voters: 55. You may not vote on this poll

05.21.2006, 08:30 PM	#21
finding nobody invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Florida Posts: 7,275	i put shower. looking back i should've put the kitty one. shit!
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05.21.2006, 09:06 PM	#22
krastian invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Baltimore Posts: 7,808	They usually just hose me off in the driveway. __________________ Confusion is next and next after that is the Truth.
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05.21.2006, 09:14 PM	#23
val-holla-ing invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: baton rouge. the 225, big raggedy. Posts: 2,731	i normally shower, but sometimes i like to take oatmeal honey bubble baths with my girlfriend. __________________ please do not misconstrue the previous statement as an invitation for same sex relations or as negative towards anyone of another sexuality. -cam'ron (formerly "no homo")
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05.21.2006, 09:18 PM	#24
youthoftomorrow expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Idaho. Posts: 1,418	my bathing routine is a multiple step process. first, i enter the bathing apparatus (which is approximately the size of six station wagons stacked upon each other) from a hatch at the top. in the first phase, i am suspened in the middle of the chamber and sprayed with firehoses (my diamond-hard skin prevents any serious damage) for exactly 6 minutes (my gills prevent me from suffocating). next, i am misted with a fine spray of an industrial strength enamel. the chamber then begins to revolve, acting like a centrifuge and seperating all liquid from my exterior. the chamber is drained and begins to heat up. i am baked at 425 degrees for 20 minutes. vents in the sides of the bathing apparatus open and fans blow cool air into the chamber. once cool, i exit the chamber, clean. this process is repeated 4 times a day. actually, i shower. __________________ avalanche.
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05.21.2006, 09:22 PM	#25
alyasa invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Singapore Posts: 3,791	I wonder who the two people who don't keep clean are... __________________ Sab Kuch Tick Tock Hai
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05.22.2006, 01:17 AM	#26
sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	I'm disappointed at the lack of any vote for keeping clean by swimming naked in the lake. __________________
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05.22.2006, 03:53 AM	#27
candymoan the end of the ugly Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: istanbul Posts: 855	during the summer i'm tempted to swim and just rinse off the salt water.. __________________ /* nothing here...
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05.22.2006, 04:56 AM	#28
fishmonkey invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ireland Posts: 2,670	shower, and even if there was a quicker way i'd do that. i'm a bit anal about keeping clean, i'm one of those odd people who has a complete bathroom routine that has to be followed every night/morning __________________ "Pescescimmia ha grandi bulbi oculari blu, ognuno attaccato su un lato della sua testa, in modo tale da risucire a guardare indietro senza girare la sua testa pesciosa"
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05.22.2006, 06:36 AM	#29
Hip Priest invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Birkenhead Posts: 9,397	There are a lot of beautiful bars of soap available (from Lush, for example), but on the whole I prefer to use liquid soap. It's about time someone started doing really nice liquid soap. So there. __________________ Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good. http://www.flickr.com/photos/outsidethecamp/
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05.22.2006, 06:42 AM	#30
alyasa invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Singapore Posts: 3,791	Shokubutsu is good liquid soap... __________________ Sab Kuch Tick Tock Hai
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05.22.2006, 04:12 PM	#32
cuetzpalin the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Czech republic Posts: 997	haha cool poll!! __________________ Co-founder of uber-kool outsiders' club. member of Pookie's fan club
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