someone in the uk with an ebay account help me pls - Page 2

dead_battery · 07.09.2014, 07:03 PM

im not intimidated by the feds.

them gumtree ass niggas.

dead_battery · 07.09.2014, 07:08 PM

see u replying to thred muchfriends.

cudnt resist the bait.

LIKE MY CUSTOMERS CANT RESIST THE DRUGS I SELL ON EBAY

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 07.09.2014, 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by dead_battery

im not intimidated by the feds.

them gumtree ass niggas.

Funny, these dudes were saying the same shit..

dead_battery · 07.09.2014, 07:13 PM

to any feds reading, im only joking. go search sybils mudhut he got 3 kees and 2 decapitated heads of los zetas

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 07.09.2014, 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by dead_battery

to any feds reading, im only joking. go search sybils mudhut he got 3 kees and 2 decapitated heads of los zetas

Drivin some Bronco like O.J. Simpson
Nervous smokin a pack of Winston's
With twenty-seven dead people in Pontiac, Michigan
Twenty-eight in Denver, twenty-eight I can't remember

pony · 07.10.2014, 02:11 AM

i love dead_battery so much, it's not even funny

dead_battery · 07.10.2014, 06:53 AM

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Originally Posted by pony

i love dead_battery so much, it's not even funny

SHUT UP BABY I KNOW IT.

!@#$%! · 07.10.2014, 01:24 PM

ha ha ha ha

i thought this was related to the silk road thread somehow (bait & switch, that kind of thing)

my other guess would be he asked him to up the bids in his auction. perhaps reprehensible but not quite a crime.

pony · 07.10.2014, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by dead_battery

SHUT UP BABY I KNOW IT.

i will find you and tickle your willy

or run away

i don't know yet

keep selling them drugs so you can provide for me

dead_battery · 07.10.2014, 01:36 PM

you keep talking like that im gonna come eat your hay.

pony · 07.10.2014, 01:37 PM

no you won't !

it's guarded by my army of sad gnomes
they're gonna FUCK YOU UP if you come near my hay

I kinda wanna know what shady business you want to pull, tell me, tell me

dead_battery · 07.10.2014, 01:49 PM

symbol man guessed correctly the second time.

i didnt need to up the bids in the end cos i shifted all the stuff privately.

i make bank, you make sandwhiches. keep you in all the pdfs and diamond encrusted hooves you want.

dead_battery · 07.17.2014, 02:08 AM

i got 1 neg feedback so far from some fool who thought i would really sell him a laptop for £12.

yeah right.

i gave him a refund and was polite but he still negged me.

i sold the rest of the laptops to the one guy. would have fixed them up myself but didnt have the time.

in other news, 4 years SOBER. yes thats right.

reality is made out of straight lines again, i know what a dividend is, i wear plain shirts a lot and sometimes i even dress in such a way that you wouldnt assume im unemployed. i no longer use the word "man" as a suffix to every sentence and all the voices in my head are just bbc radio 4 announcers updating me on the headlines.

trippy ass shit.

thus ends the saga.

!@#$%! · 07.17.2014, 02:11 AM

it's almost like the last and oft-deleted last chapter of "a clockwork orange"

dead_battery · 07.17.2014, 02:17 AM

yeah ironically back when i wasnt sober my main partner in narcotic consumption looked so much like alex from clockwork that he was able to use a jpeg from the film and pass it off as himself.

we never stole cars or robbed anyone or murdered ballet dancers or anything tho.

he did used to suddenly go silent and fade into the backround for hours and then just when you forgot he was there he'd punch through my door or something.

NO MORE PICKING ON DIM BROTHER, THATS PART OF THE NEW WAY.

should have caned him into the thames and asserted my rank at the top of the dominance heirarchy.

but that was never my style. i just wanted to intoxicate myself into schizophrenia

ah, youth, la folie!

!@#$%! · 07.17.2014, 02:29 AM

haaa haaa haaa haaa

some day you should write your memoirs in fictionalized form.

07.09.2014, 07:03 PM	#21
dead_battery expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 1,928	im not intimidated by the feds. them gumtree ass niggas.
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07.09.2014, 07:08 PM	#22
dead_battery expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 1,928	see u replying to thred muchfriends. cudnt resist the bait. LIKE MY CUSTOMERS CANT RESIST THE DRUGS I SELL ON EBAY
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07.09.2014, 07:13 PM	#24
dead_battery expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 1,928	to any feds reading, im only joking. go search sybils mudhut he got 3 kees and 2 decapitated heads of los zetas
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07.10.2014, 01:24 PM	#28
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,648	ha ha ha ha i thought this was related to the silk road thread somehow (bait & switch, that kind of thing) my other guess would be he asked him to up the bids in his auction. perhaps reprehensible but not quite a crime.
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07.10.2014, 01:36 PM	#30
dead_battery expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 1,928	you keep talking like that im gonna come eat your hay.
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07.10.2014, 01:49 PM	#32
dead_battery expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 1,928	symbol man guessed correctly the second time. i didnt need to up the bids in the end cos i shifted all the stuff privately. i make bank, you make sandwhiches. keep you in all the pdfs and diamond encrusted hooves you want.
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07.17.2014, 02:08 AM	#33
dead_battery expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 1,928	i got 1 neg feedback so far from some fool who thought i would really sell him a laptop for £12. yeah right. i gave him a refund and was polite but he still negged me. i sold the rest of the laptops to the one guy. would have fixed them up myself but didnt have the time. in other news, 4 years SOBER. yes thats right. reality is made out of straight lines again, i know what a dividend is, i wear plain shirts a lot and sometimes i even dress in such a way that you wouldnt assume im unemployed. i no longer use the word "man" as a suffix to every sentence and all the voices in my head are just bbc radio 4 announcers updating me on the headlines. trippy ass shit. thus ends the saga.
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07.17.2014, 02:11 AM	#34
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,648	it's almost like the last and oft-deleted last chapter of "a clockwork orange"
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07.17.2014, 02:17 AM	#35
dead_battery expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 1,928	yeah ironically back when i wasnt sober my main partner in narcotic consumption looked so much like alex from clockwork that he was able to use a jpeg from the film and pass it off as himself. we never stole cars or robbed anyone or murdered ballet dancers or anything tho. he did used to suddenly go silent and fade into the backround for hours and then just when you forgot he was there he'd punch through my door or something. NO MORE PICKING ON DIM BROTHER, THATS PART OF THE NEW WAY. should have caned him into the thames and asserted my rank at the top of the dominance heirarchy. but that was never my style. i just wanted to intoxicate myself into schizophrenia ah, youth, la folie!
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07.17.2014, 02:29 AM	#36
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,648	haaa haaa haaa haaa some day you should write your memoirs in fictionalized form.
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