I Just Saw 2 Doves Having Sex

noumenal · 02.24.2007, 08:49 AM

On the railroad tracks by my apartment. I guess spring is here.

ALIEN ANAL · 02.24.2007, 08:50 AM

haha thats the best. have you seen a ducks dick before? its like a spring

noumenal · 02.24.2007, 08:51 AM

Yeah, on tv I have.

ALIEN ANAL · 02.24.2007, 08:57 AM

yeh i seen it on tv too, in science it what so funny...he SCREWED the other duck
fuck im bored. i got drunk, drank a bottle of wine. i might become an alcoholic, i would but my dad is..if i do i will be a skinny alco, so i might do drugs aswell, fuck up my life and who cares then,

fishmonkey · 02.24.2007, 09:45 AM

thats love that is.

god, it must be great to be straight.

Inhuman · 02.24.2007, 10:47 AM

Hahhaa best thread ever.

val-holla-ing · 02.24.2007, 12:06 PM

were they crying? was the jizm purple?

hey alex · 02.24.2007, 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by val-holla-ing

were they crying? was the jizm purple?

*chukle*

deathbyfeedback · 02.24.2007, 01:24 PM

and still no world peace? fucking overrated symbols if you ask me.

king_buzzo · 02.24.2007, 01:37 PM

i've seen horses fucking before. but thats not new.

Rob Instigator · 02.26.2007, 10:57 AM

I saw two ducks having sex in a pond. the male duck gets on TOP of the female duck and submerges her while biting down on the back of her head/neck and holding her in place and then he vigorously fucks her brains out, and all the while another male duck was trying to mount the MALE duck and fuck his brains out, all sorts of French style. ha ha! for reAl I saw all this. It looked like two male ducks fucking until they finished and I saw the submerged female come up all fucked out and preen herself.

porkmarras · 02.26.2007, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by noumenal

On the railroad tracks by my apartment. I guess spring is here.

Were they singing Prince's 'When Doves Cry' after they finished sexual intercourse?

sonicl · 02.26.2007, 11:17 AM

Where's my shotgun?

porkmarras · 02.26.2007, 11:18 AM

Are we feeling sinister today?

sonicl · 02.26.2007, 11:19 AM

Psychotic.

noumenal · 02.26.2007, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by porkmarras

Were they singing Prince's 'When Doves Cry' after they finished sexual intercourse?

val-holla-ing made the Prince joke already, but it's good enough to hear it twice.

Anyway, it was very nice, gentle love-making. She was actually standing on the railroad track while he was railing her with his rod. Lasted about 2 minutes.

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noumenal expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,855	On the railroad tracks by my apartment. I guess spring is here.
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noumenal expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,855	Yeah, on tv I have.
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ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	yeh i seen it on tv too, in science it what so funny...he SCREWED the other duck fuck im bored. i got drunk, drank a bottle of wine. i might become an alcoholic, i would but my dad is..if i do i will be a skinny alco, so i might do drugs aswell, fuck up my life and who cares then, __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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fishmonkey invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ireland Posts: 2,670	thats love that is. god, it must be great to be straight. __________________ "Pescescimmia ha grandi bulbi oculari blu, ognuno attaccato su un lato della sua testa, in modo tale da risucire a guardare indietro senza girare la sua testa pesciosa"
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Inhuman invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Montreal Posts: 5,807	Hahhaa best thread ever. __________________ Inhuman no longer dwells on here. http://about.me/robinbastien
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val-holla-ing invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: baton rouge. the 225, big raggedy. Posts: 2,731	were they crying? was the jizm purple? __________________ please do not misconstrue the previous statement as an invitation for same sex relations or as negative towards anyone of another sexuality. -cam'ron (formerly "no homo")
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deathbyfeedback bad moon rising Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Manchester UK Posts: 125	and still no world peace? fucking overrated symbols if you ask me.
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Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,991	I saw two ducks having sex in a pond. the male duck gets on TOP of the female duck and submerges her while biting down on the back of her head/neck and holding her in place and then he vigorously fucks her brains out, and all the while another male duck was trying to mount the MALE duck and fuck his brains out, all sorts of French style. ha ha! for reAl I saw all this. It looked like two male ducks fucking until they finished and I saw the submerged female come up all fucked out and preen herself. __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	Psychotic.
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