Rules for concerts - Page 10

LittlePuppetBoy · 04.05.2007, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

oh ha ha ha hahahahaaaa

http://youtube.com/watch?v=9r10UbGC6RI

painful to watch but the laughs win in the end

Of all the songs....why THAT one?

LittlePuppetBoy · 04.05.2007, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

I place GREAT value in having a memento of my rock n roll idols.

Mementos from concerts are really cool. Especially if the band breaks up.

Like what happened when I saw Controller.Controller at Bluesfest last summer. I managed to get every member of the band to sign it. six months afterward they broke up (as far as I know). It was the only time I got to see them live.

floatingslowly · 04.05.2007, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by truncated

Honestly, I expected better of you.

I don't actually USE it at shows (come on!), but it tends to follow me everywhere I go (typically it's disguised as my steering wheel).

after reading your rule, I was forced to smash it to bits Keith Moon style.

PS: your shame burns.

ploesj · 04.05.2007, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

oh ha ha ha hahahahaaaa

http://youtube.com/watch?v=9r10UbGC6RI

painful to watch but the laughs win in the end

that's really great

Katy · 04.05.2007, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

man you clearly have never been right next to the stage at a 16 bitch pileup gig--those "16 bitches" violated my ear drums as if with icepicks-- the pain lasted a while and they rang for 3 days.

Hee!

I made sure, at ATP, that I got there early for 16BPU. Right at the front, dead centre. I didn't cover or plug my ears once. It was rad. For some reason they don't make me want to.

Unlike My Cat Is An Alien . I admit I had to leave the building during MCIAA's set. Something about the pitch of that siren-like wailing sound they had going made my ears want to fold in on themselves. I couldn't take that one, not even from near the back.

Um, rules? Don't grope girls/women in the crowd no matter how squished it gets. And if you're going to do nothing but purposely push backwards then heavily fall into people (presumably in the hope of causing a domino-like fatal trampling fiasco?) expect to be elbowed fiercely in the face/neck/testicles and kicked HARD in the shins.

Everyneurotic · 04.05.2007, 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by truncated

Air guitar is never acceptable.

Ever.

i involuntary air guitar whenever i hear music, i sometimes do air feedback when listening to drone shit...i know, i'm switching medications soon.

that's why i said it's not particularly something you would want to do, but if you most, just don't get in other people's faces.

Tokolosh · 04.05.2007, 06:46 PM

Don't forget to take a leak before the show starts.
Don't wear sunglasses indoors. You won't see a thing, and you'll look like a zob.

!@#$%! · 04.05.2007, 06:56 PM

ok, the REAL rules now, no jokes:

1) have fun! this might be your only or last chance to see the band. if you worry about how you look and don't enjoy yourself and you're trying so hard to fit in you're a stupid fuck. thousands of people there, not everyone is going to like you no matter what you do so don't be such an approval whore and just have some fun for fucks sakes. nobody gives a shit about you, really, they are there to see the band. live a little.

2) let other people enjoy themselves or be destroyed. if you think you're better than anybody else, you're not. if you think you're cooler than anybody else, you're not. if you want to act like a bully prepare to get your ass kicked. life is cool because people are so different from one another. let them be & don't act like a complete cunt.

RdTv · 04.05.2007, 11:31 PM

Couldn't have said it better.

Everyneurotic · 04.06.2007, 12:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Kegmama

Seriously- Agreed.
(Except I've acted like a bully to cunts and never gotten my ass kicked.)

that's because you are hot and, in the food chain of concerts, hot girls are at the top, near the headlining band.

Everyneurotic · 04.06.2007, 12:56 AM

you are always on the list whenever i play, k. whenever you can make it to the show, you are welcomed anytime.

!@#$%! · 04.06.2007, 02:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Kegmama

Seriously- Agreed.
(Except I've acted like a bully to cunts and never gotten my ass kicked.)

ah! spankings are in order! where is my paddle??

!@#$%! · 04.06.2007, 03:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Kegmama

My ass is still sore from the 29 I got earlier this week, thank you very much.
PS- Whips are better then paddles.

hey, who said this was supposed to be a reward??

king_buzzo · 04.09.2007, 04:24 PM

(Dont) tak advantage and feel up girls.

BTW, I'm back from Mr. Dylan, it was mighty fine !

04.05.2007, 06:46 PM	#187
Tokolosh invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Plaza de Toros Posts: 6,731	Don't forget to take a leak before the show starts. Don't wear sunglasses indoors. You won't see a thing, and you'll look like a zob.
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04.05.2007, 06:56 PM	#188
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,648	ok, the REAL rules now, no jokes: 1) have fun! this might be your only or last chance to see the band. if you worry about how you look and don't enjoy yourself and you're trying so hard to fit in you're a stupid fuck. thousands of people there, not everyone is going to like you no matter what you do so don't be such an approval whore and just have some fun for fucks sakes. nobody gives a shit about you, really, they are there to see the band. live a little. 2) let other people enjoy themselves or be destroyed. if you think you're better than anybody else, you're not. if you think you're cooler than anybody else, you're not. if you want to act like a bully prepare to get your ass kicked. life is cool because people are so different from one another. let them be & don't act like a complete cunt.
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04.05.2007, 11:31 PM	#189
RdTv invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Lexington,KY USA Posts: 2,512	Couldn't have said it better.
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04.09.2007, 04:24 PM	#194
king_buzzo invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 11,110	(Dont) tak advantage and feel up girls. BTW, I'm back from Mr. Dylan, it was mighty fine !
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