06.26.2008, 09:50 PM | #81 |
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I hope nobody was offended by my Cantankerous limerick. I don't really feel that way. The words just fit together so well.
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06.27.2008, 03:38 AM | #82 |
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Those ones come from Wikipedia:
There was a young man from Japan Whose limericks never would scan. When asked why this was, He answered 'because I always try to fit as many syllables into the last line as ever possibly I can. There was a young man from Peru Whose limericks would end at line two. There was a young man from Verdun. |
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06.27.2008, 03:48 AM | #83 |
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There once was a boardie called Lurker,
Who learned that he could burp without being an air-swallower. And when another boardie asked him the interest of such a discovery, Do you know what he answered shamelessly? "You don't know life until you get the freedom of burping as you want, whenever" Okay it sucks but it's a first try, and isn't it the point of this thread anyway? Thanks |
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06.27.2008, 04:09 AM | #84 |
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There once was a limerick that didn't rhyme
The writer simply did not have the time To make these ends meet And to make these things neat It was this one |
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06.27.2008, 04:26 AM | #85 |
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There once was a dude called ZEROpumpkins,
He couldn't even pray cause he was always dressed in sins. Last day while he was in the street attacking someone, He put on some Autechre while he was breaking a bone. And it as all: "bleep screeech gwar ar ar baar boom BIN" |
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06.27.2008, 07:45 AM | #86 | |
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This is what it says on wikipedia about Leave it to Beaver: "Leave It to Beaver is a 1950s and 1960s family-oriented American television situation comedy about an inquisitive but often naïve boy named Theodore "Beaver" Cleaver and his adventures at home, in school, and around his suburban neighborhood" Adventures at home, school and around the neighbourhood eh? With a name like Beaver Cleaver I can only imagine they would be sexual adventures. |
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06.27.2008, 07:48 AM | #87 |
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There once was a naive boy named Beaver
who used to play with a meat cleaver. He tried to cut some liver but missed And cut off his hand at the wrist. But all he wants now is that liver. |
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06.27.2008, 01:13 PM | #88 |
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there was a young poster named lucy,
who wanted to give reputation to lurky, but it needed to be spread, like a sheet on a bed, so she wrote a limerick all juicy gawd i'm sorry
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06.28.2008, 09:18 PM | #89 |
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Thanks for the rep and the intended rep. Nice limerick!
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06.28.2008, 09:27 PM | #90 |
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Lurker was much appreciating some rep one day
From fellow poster lucyrulesok. He took great delight Because she was right, That Final Fantasy VII is great, eh? |
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06.28.2008, 10:02 PM | #92 | |
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07.02.2008, 09:39 AM | #93 |
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There once was poster called !@#$%!
Who didn't have very much luck. He went to Mars To buy up cars But all he found was a duck. |
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07.02.2008, 09:44 AM | #94 |
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There once was a girl named Cantank
who liked to get fucked up on Drank she farted three times like christmas bell chimes then posted a pic of her stank
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10.08.2009, 02:44 PM | #95 |
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Bumped for Uk poetry day/month.
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10.08.2009, 03:06 PM | #97 |
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Ha! Excellent. Glad you had a good trip.
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