Old people and computers - Page 2

Cantankerous · 08.27.2008, 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by cryptowonderdruginvogue

thoughts?

i wonder why that fat man on the stretcher has buttocks on his stomach

terriblecanyons · 08.27.2008, 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous

i wonder why that fat man on the stretcher has buttocks on his stomach

SRSLY. I think that every time I see that picture

atsonicpark · 08.27.2008, 10:05 PM

I know about 100000x more about computers than my grandpa.

Yet he still watches over my shoulder if I ever get on his computer to print shit (I don't have a printer on my computer) like I'm going to break something.

Also, one time I typed in "maps" to google on his computer and you know how a box will pop up that shows things that people have searched for before? I got to "ma" and this thing popped up that said "MASTURBATION TIPS", something he had looked up before. Jesus, he's 68!

Cantankerous · 08.27.2008, 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark

I know about 100000x more about computers than my grandpa.

Yet he still watches over my shoulder if I ever get on his computer to print shit (I don't have a printer on my computer) like I'm going to break something.

Also, one time I typed in "maps" to google on his computer and you know how a box will pop up that shows things that people have searched for before? I got to "ma" and this thing popped up that said "MASTURBATION TIPS", something he had looked up before. Jesus, he's 68!

hahahahaha

!@#$%! · 08.27.2008, 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark

something he had looked up before. Jesus, he's 68!

that means you have good genes, i hope you said thank you!

cars_willkillyou · 08.28.2008, 04:55 AM

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Originally Posted by EMMAh

Oh my fuck I want that beagle.

in the 2500s there will be a huge smuggling demand on the black market for beagles. Better get one while they're legal.

greedrex · 08.28.2008, 05:30 AM

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark

I know about 100000x more about computers than my grandpa.

Yet he still watches over my shoulder if I ever get on his computer to print shit (I don't have a printer on my computer) like I'm going to break something.

Also, one time I typed in "maps" to google on his computer and you know how a box will pop up that shows things that people have searched for before? I got to "ma" and this thing popped up that said "MASTURBATION TIPS", something he had looked up before. Jesus, he's 68!

wahahahahahahahahahahahahaa
priceless
You must spread some doughnuts around before giving it to atsonicpark again.

NWRA · 08.28.2008, 05:53 AM

My Dad is confused by the banners which appear on certain websites saying things like 'Your computer may have a virus! Click here to install [some anti-virus program]', so he screams 'shit! We've got a virus' and clicks on it and then dozens of pop-ups appear, and then he shouts 'the page I was looking at has disappeared!' (he doesn't understand the idea of multiple, interchangable 'windows', however much I explain it to him), and instead thinks it's disappeared because the insides of the computer are slowly 'melting' due to the virus. And it goes on, and on.

terriblecanyons · 08.28.2008, 06:00 AM

hahahahaha what the fuck

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 08.28.2008, 06:14 AM

This Was Rude.

Cantankerous · 08.28.2008, 06:16 AM

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Originally Posted by NWRA

My Dad is confused by the banners which appear on certain websites saying things like 'Your computer may have a virus! Click here to install [some anti-virus program]', so he screams 'shit! We've got a virus' and clicks on it and then dozens of pop-ups appear, and then he shouts 'the page I was looking at has disappeared!' (he doesn't understand the idea of multiple, interchangable 'windows', however much I explain it to him), and instead thinks it's disappeared because the insides of the computer are slowly 'melting' due to the virus. And it goes on, and on.

i nearly pissed myself laughing at the thought of this old man screaming and flailing about wildly "SHIT! we've got a virus!"

nicfit · 08.28.2008, 06:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous

i nearly pissed myself laughing at the thought of this old man screaming and flailing about wildly "SHIT! we've got a virus!"

gmku · 08.28.2008, 06:46 AM

I always wash my hands before I use my laptop. So far it has remained virus-free!

terriblecanyons · 08.28.2008, 06:59 AM

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Originally Posted by nicfit

Oh god... that movie is a fucking joke.

Green_mind · 08.28.2008, 09:02 AM

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark

Also, one time I typed in "maps" to google on his computer and you know how a box will pop up that shows things that people have searched for before? I got to "ma" and this thing popped up that said "MASTURBATION TIPS", something he had looked up before. Jesus, he's 68!

You'll have to tell him about your finger up your butthole trick

Savage Clone · 08.28.2008, 02:22 PM

I thought this was gonna be about pacemakers and teh diabeetus meters and stuff.

08.28.2008, 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by gmku

I can't wait til you're old, all of you.

Actually I won't be around to see that, will I?

Shit. Now I'm really depressed. Computers make me sad. They're all out to get me and make me feel old and depressed, I just know it.

at least you got "a" feeling n general. I heard here are some bots on the board...I think they will miss em

Cantankerous · 08.28.2008, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by gmku

I always wash my hands before I use my laptop. So far it has remained virus-free!

newsflash

gmku is fucking old.

MellySingsDoom · 08.28.2008, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by gmku

I always wash my hands before I use my laptop. So far it has remained virus-free!

That's not a laptop, that's a typewriter!

Alex's Trip · 08.29.2008, 08:16 AM

bumping to stop all of crypto's shit...

hjahah, this is pedro's thread...

08.27.2008, 10:05 PM	#23
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	I know about 100000x more about computers than my grandpa. Yet he still watches over my shoulder if I ever get on his computer to print shit (I don't have a printer on my computer) like I'm going to break something. Also, one time I typed in "maps" to google on his computer and you know how a box will pop up that shows things that people have searched for before? I got to "ma" and this thing popped up that said "MASTURBATION TIPS", something he had looked up before. Jesus, he's 68! __________________
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08.28.2008, 05:53 AM	#28
NWRA children of satan Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Leeds Posts: 367	My Dad is confused by the banners which appear on certain websites saying things like 'Your computer may have a virus! Click here to install [some anti-virus program]', so he screams 'shit! We've got a virus' and clicks on it and then dozens of pop-ups appear, and then he shouts 'the page I was looking at has disappeared!' (he doesn't understand the idea of multiple, interchangable 'windows', however much I explain it to him), and instead thinks it's disappeared because the insides of the computer are slowly 'melting' due to the virus. And it goes on, and on.
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08.28.2008, 06:00 AM	#29
terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	hahahahaha what the fuck
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08.28.2008, 06:14 AM	#30
cryptowonderdruginvogue invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: the party Posts: 10,281	This Was Rude.
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08.28.2008, 06:46 AM	#33
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	I always wash my hands before I use my laptop. So far it has remained virus-free! __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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08.28.2008, 02:22 PM	#36
Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,290	I thought this was gonna be about pacemakers and teh diabeetus meters and stuff.
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08.29.2008, 08:16 AM	#40
Alex's Trip invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Southern California Posts: 5,608	bumping to stop all of crypto's shit... hjahah, this is pedro's thread... __________________ KALOPSIA
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