fuck my life. - Page 2

Better_Than_You · 02.08.2009, 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Alex's Trip

Today, my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her "Edward". I asked her who Edward was. She held up a copy her "Twilight" book. She was talking about a fictional vampire. FML

lol, what dummies.

it was this girl:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-turf...e=channel_page

uuhuggh. makes me shudder.

pbradley · 02.08.2009, 10:18 PM

Today I came home to find that my wife and daughter had been raped and then murdered. FML

just kidding, didn't find that one

Alex's Trip · 02.08.2009, 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Better_Than_You

it was this girl:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-turf...e=channel_page

uuhuggh. makes me shudder.

As if she had a boyfriend.

davenotdead · 02.09.2009, 12:53 AM

that girl looks like shrek

alteredcourse · 02.09.2009, 02:36 AM

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark

merzow's music is rooted in cognitive pyschology, wherein even when playing random noises, the mind has amazing capabilities to fill in the blanks of perception and create hidden harmonies and agreements where none "objectively" exist.

What?!? Where can I find more about that?

Oh, and

Today, I fell asleep in the train. When I woke up, everybody was staring at me with a strange smile. I'll probably never know what I did. FML

acousticrock87 · 02.09.2009, 04:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alex's Trip

Today, I tried hallucinogenic mushrooms for the first time with my friend. Little did I know, they last for around 6 hours, and I had class at 3, when I had to give a presentation in front of 30 people. FML

not funny. didn't tell us when he took them. FUCK THIS GUY'S LIFE

He must have meant "in 3 [hours]," in which case it makes more sense.

ZEROpumpkins · 02.09.2009, 05:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Better_Than_You

it was this girl:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-turf...e=channel_page

uuhuggh. makes me shudder.

RAGED SO HARD

Youth_Against_Facism · 02.09.2009, 06:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Better_Than_You

it was this girl:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-turf...e=channel_page

uuhuggh. makes me shudder.

hahahah!

A guy's reply to her.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXAkQsy_pos&NR=1

OMFG I laughed so hard!!!

ALIEN ANAL · 02.09.2009, 06:33 AM

Today i made a cup of tea and i had a biscuit to dip in it but i left it in to long and it all fell in . FML

ALIEN ANAL · 02.09.2009, 06:34 AM

My brother was playing playstation and i said "shot gun next go" but he didnt hear me and i didnt get a go. FML

radarmaker · 02.09.2009, 10:33 AM

"Today, I made up dozens of slightly-to-not-at-all-amusing anecdotes and posted them on a website 'cos I had nothing better to do. FML"

terminal pharmacy · 02.09.2009, 03:39 PM

Today, I found some porn videos in my parents room. I put them in and began to toss off, but as the camera moved up I realized it was my mom and my step-dad. FML

!@#$%! · 02.09.2009, 03:51 PM

i like to read those and click on "you deserved that one". oh, sweet Schadenfreude.

viewtiful_alan · 02.09.2009, 04:24 PM

Personal/true one from this weekend:
I went over to my girlfriend's house to meet her parents and have dinner, her dad looks familiar... I then realize I used to sell pot to him. FML

Lurker · 02.09.2009, 09:42 PM

"Today, I was writing to my girlfriend on msn when her roommate answered «Sorry, this is not Marie, she is at her boyfriend’s ». I've looked everywhere in my flat, I can’t find her. FML"

Lurker · 02.09.2009, 09:48 PM

"Today, first day of my new job. During, the break, my boss asks me about my age. I am 18. She answers that she was my age thirty years ago. Like my mother!, I say. She doesn't seem to understand. You are 48, like my mother!, I repeat. Embarassing silence. She was my age thirtEEN years ago... FML"

02.08.2009, 10:18 PM	#22
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	Today I came home to find that my wife and daughter had been raped and then murdered. FML just kidding, didn't find that one
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02.09.2009, 12:53 AM	#24
davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	that girl looks like shrek __________________
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02.09.2009, 06:33 AM	#29
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	Today i made a cup of tea and i had a biscuit to dip in it but i left it in to long and it all fell in . FML __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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02.09.2009, 06:34 AM	#30
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	My brother was playing playstation and i said "shot gun next go" but he didnt hear me and i didnt get a go. FML __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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02.09.2009, 10:33 AM	#31
radarmaker the end of the ugly Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 1,123	"Today, I made up dozens of slightly-to-not-at-all-amusing anecdotes and posted them on a website 'cos I had nothing better to do. FML"
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02.09.2009, 03:39 PM	#32
terminal pharmacy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 3,358	Today, I found some porn videos in my parents room. I put them in and began to toss off, but as the camera moved up I realized it was my mom and my step-dad. FML
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02.09.2009, 03:51 PM	#33
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,648	i like to read those and click on "you deserved that one". oh, sweet Schadenfreude.
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02.09.2009, 04:24 PM	#34
viewtiful_alan invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Houston Texas Posts: 2,663	Personal/true one from this weekend: I went over to my girlfriend's house to meet her parents and have dinner, her dad looks familiar... I then realize I used to sell pot to him. FML __________________
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02.09.2009, 09:42 PM	#35
Lurker invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: No. 10 Posts: 3,289	"Today, I was writing to my girlfriend on msn when her roommate answered «Sorry, this is not Marie, she is at her boyfriend’s ». I've looked everywhere in my flat, I can’t find her. FML"
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02.09.2009, 09:48 PM	#36
Lurker invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: No. 10 Posts: 3,289	"Today, first day of my new job. During, the break, my boss asks me about my age. I am 18. She answers that she was my age thirty years ago. Like my mother!, I say. She doesn't seem to understand. You are 48, like my mother!, I repeat. Embarassing silence. She was my age thirtEEN years ago... FML"
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