Naked Guy Tased... NSFW - Page 2

Kuwa_Slayne · 04.23.2009, 10:26 PM

I think that dude's a hermie. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

hevusa · 04.24.2009, 11:24 AM

damn... he's got 2 or 3 millimeters on me.

tesla69 · 04.24.2009, 11:40 AM

fuck these torture pigs, they are the perpetrators of violence.

Rob Instigator · 04.24.2009, 11:47 AM

they're perpin a fraud

floatingslowly · 04.24.2009, 11:50 AM

I want to know exactly why everyone keeps insisting that he's a wizard.

wizards wear hats and robes; they also carry a large staff.

this fucking hippie has none of those thing.

tase away, gentlemen. tase away.

Sonic Youth 37 · 04.24.2009, 12:35 PM

wizard 49 up, 49 down http://static2.urbandictionary.com/i...gif?1240396940 http://static1.urbandictionary.com/i...gif?1240396940
A person who does and says stupid and goofy things
Yo get away from me u wizard

pbradley · 04.24.2009, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

I want to know exactly why everyone keeps insisting that he's a wizard.

wizards wear hats and robes; they also carry a large staff.

this fucking hippie has none of those thing.

tase away, gentlemen. tase away.

Please, everyone knows that wizards are the fucking hippies of sorcerers, mages, warlocks, etc.

EVOLghost · 04.24.2009, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by pbradley

Please, everyone knows that wizards are the fucking hippies of sorcerers, mages, warlocks, etc.

You mean to tell me that Gandolf is a hippie?

Rob Instigator · 04.24.2009, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by EVOLghost

You mean to tell me that Gandolf is a hippie?

sho nuff
smoked herb in funky pipe, hung out with pastoral midgets, carried a "walking stick" everywhere, never ever ever took a bath (hippies hate water - Mucky Pup)

floatingslowly · 04.24.2009, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by pbradley

Please, everyone knows that wizards are the fucking hippies of sorcerers, mages, warlocks, etc.

HOW FUCKING DARE YOU!!!?!

actually, nevermind. dare away. I read that again, and it appears that warlocks are still "ok".

I'm ok with that; my staff is a good one.

now, what about theurgical necromancy? birkenstocks or combat boots?

pbradley · 04.24.2009, 01:22 PM

Technically, Gandalf is an "Istari" but yeah he is a god damn dirty hippie. If he hadn't been toking that elven gonja the whole time, he would of come up with that "have an eagle fly Frodo over Mt. Doom and drop the ring in" plan. That stoner got Boromir and countless others dead.

floatingslowly · 04.24.2009, 01:27 PM

^^^ I've never seen a hippie (successfully) fight and defeat a Balrog. you might have to rethink that.

now, for a reading from the holiest of holies:

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Originally Posted by The Book of Kralnor

I dont like to stress the fact that the warlock rocks, but he jus does. So, for all you staff users out there, feel free to come in and post, my staff is a good one, but here is how it goes
*1. post message in the room
*2. LOOK IT OVER
*3. dont report anything, i might get in trouble
*and 4. Have fun!!!

have fun indeed, my friend. have fun indeed.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kralnor, In The Post of Deeper Thought

ok, guys, how simple can you be? ITS A FUCKING TOPIC ABOUT STAFF USERS, if your not a staff user, GET YOUR ASS OUT!!!!!!!! Jesus!!!!

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Originally Posted by Aimee, 1:34

I have picture of staff and warlock on my pillow in house. :<0 My face has moustache.

for any and all wishing to pursue the (non-naked, non-tased, highly-endowed) lifestyle of the warlock, I hope this helps.

pbradley · 04.24.2009, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

now, what about theurgical necromancy? birkenstocks or combat boots?

Necromancy was my ride in Diablo II. Shit is most literally pimpin'.

And combat boots. Fairuza Balk made The Craft.

Rob Instigator · 04.24.2009, 01:32 PM

the only great wizard ever

pbradley · 04.24.2009, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

^^^ I've never seen a hippie (successfully) fight and defeat a Balrog. you might have to rethink that.

You're right! The Balrog basically tripped off the mountain himself and died. Also I don't consider Gandalf dying in the process constitutes a victory.

EVOLghost · 04.24.2009, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

HOW FUCKING DARE YOU!!!?!

actually, nevermind. dare away. I read that again, and it appears that warlocks are still "ok".

I'm ok with that; my staff is a good one.

now, what about theurgical necromancy? birkenstocks or combat boots?

I thought j00 was a priest.

floatingslowly · 04.24.2009, 01:42 PM

^^^ are you calling me a pedophile???

ps: I am everything.

04.23.2009, 10:26 PM	#21
Kuwa_Slayne bad moon rising Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Under Your Bed Posts: 186	I think that dude's a hermie. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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04.24.2009, 11:24 AM	#22
hevusa expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: rain hell Posts: 1,535	damn... he's got 2 or 3 millimeters on me.
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04.24.2009, 11:40 AM	#23
tesla69 Banned Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: NYC Posts: 4,055	fuck these torture pigs, they are the perpetrators of violence.
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04.24.2009, 11:47 AM	#24
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,991	they're perpin a fraud __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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04.24.2009, 11:50 AM	#25
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	I want to know exactly why everyone keeps insisting that he's a wizard. wizards wear hats and robes; they also carry a large staff. this fucking hippie has none of those thing. tase away, gentlemen. tase away.
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04.24.2009, 12:35 PM	#26
Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,443	wizard 49 up, 49 down http://static2.urbandictionary.com/i...gif?1240396940 http://static1.urbandictionary.com/i...gif?1240396940 A person who does and says stupid and goofy things Yo get away from me u wizard __________________ "One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
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04.24.2009, 01:22 PM	#31
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	Technically, Gandalf is an "Istari" but yeah he is a god damn dirty hippie. If he hadn't been toking that elven gonja the whole time, he would of come up with that "have an eagle fly Frodo over Mt. Doom and drop the ring in" plan. That stoner got Boromir and countless others dead.
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04.24.2009, 01:32 PM	#34
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,991	the only great wizard ever __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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04.24.2009, 01:42 PM	#37
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	^^^ are you calling me a pedophile??? ps: I am everything.
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