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Putting a huge load on a chick's face while they're talking dirty to you with their own panties in their mouths = priceless.
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For everything else, there's Visa.
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oh, thank gawd, he's back.
I've been worried that you had the big one gmku. ![]() |
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no more babies! My stomach has been ravaged enough!
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I know who you are now - you're really Juntaro from Gergerigegege. Maybe the next Scissor Shock release could be you and your lady on the job, with a suitable noisy backing - car horns that play "Colonel Bogey", banjos played through a cranked amp, and recordings of hooting owls.
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why did nobody try to help me with garbage disposal dilemma?
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I'm totally making girlgun eat her own panties.
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sorry, I thought I did. it was dead-air though. yes. run water. yes. use it. you shouldn't wash anything down yr drain that "a baby can't chew". the disposal takes care of that. I hope this helps. ![]() also: tell yr wife to stop flushing tampons NOW. trust me on this... |
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well... what's a d-section?
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I blow a load on her face and make her say grace.
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Haha. My girlfriend LOVES getting a facial. She hates to swallow though. The exact opposite of every girl I've been with. What can I say.. I like it.
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