The Least Sexy Machine with a Penis Ever

東京親父ギャグ研究所 · 08.19.2009, 04:43 AM

http://gizmodo.com/5339097/blunt-pun...h-a-penis-ever

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This crazy contraption is a "Coital Model," something used by condom manufacturers to determine when condoms break. Yes, that's a big old penis on there. Uh, sexy?

Over a period of 7 years, broken condoms returned to a supplier (SSL, Durex) via consumer complaints were examined to determine the cause of failure. Also, some consumers who reported breakage but did not return condoms were sent a questionnaire on the causes of breakage. Finally, theories proposed for the mechanism of breakage were investigated on a laboratory coital model. RESULTS: Nearly 1000 (n=972) returned condoms made from natural rubber and polyurethane were examined. Visible features on those that were broken, were classified. Evidence combined from examining returns, questionnaire responses and the coital model strongly suggests a single predominant mechanism of failure we named "blunt puncture," where the tip of the thrusting male penis progressively stretches one part of the intact condom wall until it ultimately breaks.

Wait just a goddamned minute. People mail in their broken condoms?! What in the holy fuck? I'm as big a fan of providing feedback to manufacturers when products don't work as advertised, but that's downright disgusting. [NCBI ROFL via io9]

notyourfiend · 08.19.2009, 06:30 AM

I find little less appealing than the site of a condom in somebody's trash can...gives me ocd, i can't stop washing my hands to rid myself of the possible stds...maybe it's just a bizarre phobia or something but seriously...

artsygrrl · 08.19.2009, 06:48 AM

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Originally Posted by 東京親父ギャグ研究所

http://gizmodo.com/5339097/blunt-pun...h-a-penis-ever

...our tax dollars at work!
btw, I came.

Anngella · 08.19.2009, 10:30 AM

Why did they make the fake penis so big?

notyourfiend · 08.19.2009, 10:39 AM

I personally have never found mechanic penises to be sexy.

Maybe I'm just a prude and all but....

this boomerang one, however, looks like it might be capable of some good old fashion thrusting action?

Anngella · 08.19.2009, 10:42 AM

They're sexier when a woman is involved:

Anngella · 08.19.2009, 10:42 AM

..or a man

Sonic Youth 37 · 08.19.2009, 10:53 AM

08.19.2009, 06:30 AM	#2
notyourfiend expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: baltimore, murderland by way of new york city Posts: 1,454	I find little less appealing than the site of a condom in somebody's trash can...gives me ocd, i can't stop washing my hands to rid myself of the possible stds...maybe it's just a bizarre phobia or something but seriously... __________________
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Anngella expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Vagina Posts: 1,900	Why did they make the fake penis so big? __________________ FLICKR http://slouchingsunflowers.tumblr.com/
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08.19.2009, 10:39 AM	#5
notyourfiend expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: baltimore, murderland by way of new york city Posts: 1,454	I personally have never found mechanic penises to be sexy. Maybe I'm just a prude and all but.... this boomerang one, however, looks like it might be capable of some good old fashion thrusting action? __________________
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08.19.2009, 10:42 AM	#6
Anngella expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Vagina Posts: 1,900	They're sexier when a woman is involved: __________________ FLICKR http://slouchingsunflowers.tumblr.com/
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08.19.2009, 10:42 AM	#7
Anngella expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Vagina Posts: 1,900	..or a man __________________ FLICKR http://slouchingsunflowers.tumblr.com/
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08.19.2009, 10:53 AM	#8
Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,443	__________________ "One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
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