[Lurker]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

from the desk of the Floatingslowly Detective Agency & Pet Grooming Salon:


Originally Posted by against_the_grain
How could I forget these guys !!!
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Originally Posted by against_the_grain
Not sure if this is one or not but it's rocknroll !!

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Originally Posted by SplitPeaches
he's mine !
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Originally Posted by SplitPeaches
happy 16th !





please note the duplicate propensity for placing spaces before punctuation.

Originally Posted by alteredcourse

Is that why buzzos gone? Oh man, no ! Come back, buzzo !

But nah, it clearly isn't alteredcourse.

[Lurker]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

it's hard to piss with a boner. he should have pos-repped you for the raw talent.

Exactly!

[Genteel Death]

That against the grain dude used to send me some weird pms for no reason. I think I have posted this before, but when I saw that thread I got the impression he might have thought I am an underage girl, and looking through many of my posts I can see why.

[floatingslowly]

yes I got a pm too. not by a-t-g but by his other name. it was just out of the blue talking about his plans for the future. I get the feeling that they thought it would be funny because I wouldn't make the connection. I did.

at first it was just something that I suspected, then they posted something that sealed it.

have no worries, I do not belive that this person currently has internet...

[Genteel Death]

Also, in one of his pms he said that he got banned from the Led Zeppelin forum, but I can't recall him mentioning why, and I didn't ask.

[Glice]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

yes I got a pm too. not by a-t-g but by his other name. it was just out of the blue talking about his plans for the future. I get the feeling that they thought it would be funny because I wouldn't make the connection. I did.

at first it was just something that I suspected, then they posted something that sealed it.

have no worries, I do not belive that this person currently has internet...

First of all you say '...by his other name'; later on you say '...then they posted something...' - are we to believe that this man is legion? Or gender-neutral?

[floatingslowly]

it's a guy. there's even a picture of him on this board.

I said they because of the splitpeaches female alter ego (et al).

[verme (prevaricator)]

you can't determine the amount of x chromosomes present in a individual from a picture.

[Glice]

Originally Posted by verme (prevaricator)

you can't determine the amount of x chromosomes present in a individual from a picture.

Quoting as part of the verme post preservation society's ongoing work.

Just £3 a month could help many more posts like this be saved for future internet people to gasp at, agog.

[gmku]

Originally Posted by Lurker

My neg rep said "piss boner" whatever the fuck that means.

Haven't you ever had a piss boner? Would get them especially in my teens waking up in the morning. Would have to piss like a race horse but had a boner that wouldn't quit.

[Genteel Death]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

it's a guy. there's even a picture of him on this board.

fuck yes!

[floatingslowly]

now that you see, let's just blame GMKU, and be done with the
matter.

[Genteel Death]

Can I give them a clue without telling them who he is?

[floatingslowly]

do as you will! my biggest problem with exposing this person is that they would simply disappear or get a new name.

"better the evil you know..."

[girlgun]

aloha, boys! what are you talking about?

[Genteel Death]

Ok. Read this thread and let's see if you guess what username against the grain is using these days: http://www.sonicyouth.com/gossip/showthread.php?t=33202

[floatingslowly]

yeah, that's the one that sealed it.

[verme (prevaricator)]

"SplitPeaches has tongues queuing up for a rim-fest"

[Lurker]

Originally Posted by gmku

Haven't you ever had a piss boner? Would get them especially in my teens waking up in the morning. Would have to piss like a race horse but had a boner that wouldn't quit.

Oh right, that's what that is. Yeah pretty much everyday.

[alteredcourse]

Originally Posted by Lurker

But nah, it clearly isn't alteredcourse.

That would clearly have been great, though, clearly.