How-To: Noise/Performance Art. - Page 2

porkmarras · 01.21.2007, 05:02 PM

What an original idea!Not that a trillion people living in squats around the world haven't thought of that before.

noumenal · 01.21.2007, 05:16 PM

If you really want to shock and move people, you should find three other members and form a barbershop quartet or doo-wop group. Vocal harmony. Give yourself a name like "The ______s" and practice everyday for a couple hours. Develop a repertoire of classic tunes and then write your own songs in highly virtuosic chromatic four-part harmony. But this is important: wait until you have perfected your ensemble, intonation, and so on before you perform. The exhibition of finely-sculpted musicianship will be more shocking and moving than some display of a shit-eating scream-fest, any day.

Mmmm, a folk trio would also be good.

Norma J · 01.21.2007, 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by noumenal

If you really want to shock and move people, you should find three other members and form a barbershop quartet or doo-wop group. Vocal harmony. Give yourself a name like "The ______s" and practice everyday for a couple hours. Develop a repertoire of classic tunes and then write your own songs in highly virtuosic chromatic four-part harmony. But this is important: wait until you have perfected your ensemble, intonation, and so on before you perform. The exhibition of finely-sculpted musicianship will be more shocking and moving than some display of a shit-eating scream-fest, any day.

Mmmm, a folk trio would also be good.

HAHA. Brilliant. And so true.

Danny Himself · 01.21.2007, 06:08 PM

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Give yourself a name like "The ______s" and practice everyday for a couple hours. .

The Uncircumsized Dicks was always an imaginary band name I liked.

noumenal · 01.21.2007, 06:13 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_doo_wop_musicians

Danny Himself · 01.21.2007, 06:16 PM

Meh, I don't know... matching waistcoasts would be better.

Dead-Air · 01.21.2007, 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by noumenal

If you really want to shock and move people, you should find three other members and form a barbershop quartet or doo-wop group. Vocal harmony. Give yourself a name like "The ______s" and practice everyday for a couple hours. Develop a repertoire of classic tunes and then write your own songs in highly virtuosic chromatic four-part harmony. But this is important: wait until you have perfected your ensemble, intonation, and so on before you perform. The exhibition of finely-sculpted musicianship will be more shocking and moving than some display of a shit-eating scream-fest, any day.

I do love this concept. I think "The Power Violences" would be the perfect name for this barbershop quartet.

!@#$%! · 01.22.2007, 02:49 AM

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Originally Posted by compulsive diarrhea, jico

get a mic, a metal plate and a distortion pedal and improvise on that:

replace candle w/ microphone

record for 24 hours

audience drifts in & out.

performance art.

Tokolosh · 01.22.2007, 03:59 AM

Who was it that said Kern's Photography isn't esthetic?

Richard Pryor on Fire · 01.23.2007, 03:24 PM

This fourum has become increasingly more dangerous to view in public places.

compulsive diarrhea, jico · 01.23.2007, 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Bunbury

"TINKER BELL, HI"

BUNBURY (heavily photoshopped and airbrushed/ nipped and tucked) reciting cANDY's note...

awesome... as usual

Tokolosh · 01.23.2007, 04:32 PM

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I think you mean ASSthetic.

Shouldn't you be posting your artwork here?

king_buzzo · 01.23.2007, 04:56 PM

*creeped out face

golden child · 01.28.2007, 03:28 AM

read this- http://noiseguide.com/board/viewtopic.php?t=724

eatmychild · 01.28.2007, 08:05 AM

Club Silencio

01.21.2007, 05:02 PM	#21
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noumenal expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,855	If you really want to shock and move people, you should find three other members and form a barbershop quartet or doo-wop group. Vocal harmony. Give yourself a name like "The ______s" and practice everyday for a couple hours. Develop a repertoire of classic tunes and then write your own songs in highly virtuosic chromatic four-part harmony. But this is important: wait until you have perfected your ensemble, intonation, and so on before you perform. The exhibition of finely-sculpted musicianship will be more shocking and moving than some display of a shit-eating scream-fest, any day. Mmmm, a folk trio would also be good.
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noumenal expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,855	http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_doo_wop_musicians
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