[Lurker]

That's it then, just waiting for the invasion.

http://news.uk.msn.com/uk/articles.a...ntid=153402068

[nicfit]

 

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I AM V'GER.

 

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PS: IT'S THE FUCKING BOW SHOCK, YOU GAWDDAMN FUCKING MONKEYS.

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I AM SO IRRITATED RIGHT NOW, AND THIS THREAD IS NOT HELPING THAT FACT ONE BIT.

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German Academics Are Why We Have Nuclear Weapons, Gas Chambers, Volkswagens And David Hasselhoff. Get Fucked, You Barbarian Pricks.

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OMIFUCK I JUST GOT OWNED BY CAPSLOCK CONTROL. I NEED A DRINK, OR MAYBE SOMETHING STRONGER.

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I Love Lucy Is On The Tv And I Dont Feel Very Loving, Right Now. Where Are The American Academics When You Need Them? Omifuck I Dont Think Im In The Mood For The Jon Lovitz Comedy Club Tonite, Nor In The Mood For Anything Other Than Maybe A Nap, And Perhaps Some More Excercise To Burn Off All Of This Angst. Typing In Caps Sort Of Helps, But I Have A Feeling That The Angst Is Greater Than Even Something Capslocks Can Fix. It's Too Loud For A Nap And I've Been In A Terrible Mood Since The Mexican Restaurant. Why Does Everyone In My Family Have To Act Like They Are Down With The Brown To The Point Of Being An Embarrassment. You Cannot Speak Spanish And The More Of An Accent You Try To Place On It, The Worse Off You Look. Its Too Bad Dad Wasn't There. Maybe He Could Try Speaking Flipino And End Up Saying "oh, Yr Mexican?" Because All Latinas Are Obviously Mexican, Amirite??? I'm Hoping That This Headache Is The Result Of Dehydration And A Morning Short Of Glucose. Because I Can Burn More Calories Before Noon Than There Are In The House To Eat. To Top It Off, I Come To The Board And All The Threads Are Shit. Especially Those Passive Aggressive Prickestry Threads Made By Glice. Why Can't People Just Be Pricks To Each Other "on The Fly"? Why Do We Have To Consolidate Things? Why Can't Dave Find Pictures Of Miley Cyrus To Masturbate Too?? On Top Of It All, There's This Thread. About 'aliens' Taking V'ger. It's Almost As If Some German Academics Got Really Fucking High, Watched The First Star Trek Movie And Forgot All About Things Like Fucking Electromagnetic Fields, Cosmic Winds, And Heliopause. I Think I'd Feel Better If I Could Punch Something. Maybe Jon Lovitz Is Up To The Task After All. That's The Ticket.

[breligion]

Interesting. I remember reading about that gold record. I'm looking forward to hearing music from new species.

Originally Posted by space

 

Ewige blumenkraft.

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HOLY FUCKING CHRIST ON A STICK, I JUST GOT OWNED AGAIN, THIS TIME MUCH MUCH HARDER.

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Originally Posted by breligion

Ewige blumenkraft.

WHO ARE YOU AND HOW THE FUCK DID YOU KNOW MY NAME?

[FreshChops]

interesting.... they are experiencing strange results from communications systems crafted before 1977 that are now 8.6 Million miles away from earth.

[Lurker]

Originally Posted by space

I Love Lucy Is On The Tv And I Dont Feel Very Loving, Right Now. Where Are The American Academics When You Need Them? Omifuck I Dont Think Im In The Mood For The Jon Lovitz Comedy Club Tonite, Nor In The Mood For Anything Other Than Maybe A Nap, And Perhaps Some More Excercise To Burn Off All Of This Angst. Typing In Caps Sort Of Helps, But I Have A Feeling That The Angst Is Greater Than Even Something Capslocks Can Fix. It's Too Loud For A Nap And I've Been In A Terrible Mood Since The Mexican Restaurant. Why Does Everyone In My Family Have To Act Like They Are Down With The Brown To The Point Of Being An Embarrassment. You Cannot Speak Spanish And The More Of An Accent You Try To Place On It, The Worse Off You Look. Its Too Bad Dad Wasn't There. Maybe He Could Try Speaking Philipino And End Up Saying "oh, Yr Mexican?" Because All Latinas Are Obviously Mexican, Amirite??? I'm Hoping That This Headache Is The Result Of Dehydration And A Morning Short Of Glucose. Because I Can Burn More Calories Before Noon Than There Are In The House To Eat. To Top It Off, I Come To The Board And All The Threads Are Shit. Especially Those Passive Aggressive Prickestry Threads Made By Glice. Why Can't People Just Be Pricks To Each Other "on The Fly"? Why Do We Have To Consolidate Things? Why Can't Dave Find Pictures Of Miley Cyrus To Masturbate Too?? On Top Of It All, There's This Thread. About 'aliens' Taking V'ger. It's Almost As If Some German Academics Got Really Fucking High, Watched The First Star Trek Movie And Forgot All About Things Like Fucking Electromagnetic Fields, Cosmic Winds, And Heliopause. I Think I'd Feel Better If I Could Punch Something. Maybe Jon Lovitz Is Up To The Task After All. That's The Ticket.

Hahaha! Don't come to the board for any kind of release! and if threads are shit make some good ones yourself. I do understand that people on here can be annoying though. Reason to avoid the board when you're already pissed off.

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AT LEAST MY CAR DIDN'T GET DESTROYED BY THE TORNADO, HUH? BECAUSE IT WOULD HAVE. LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, SPACE.

ps: nothing on this board bothers me...I'm displacing the fact that I'm hot, I work out too much, don't eat enough and I'm sick of fake ass spanish accents by people who cannot speak spanish, let alone understand what people who DO speak spanish are saying when they aren't speaking spanish. for fuck's sake, he said "we met her" not "we married her". do you think both those dudes scored that hot chick? I doubt it. maybe one of them, because he was talented and talent will carry you a long way, but surely not both of them.

THIS IS A WARNING TO YOU ALL, I LEAVE DISASTER IN MY WAKE. ALSO, I HAVE IT ON GOOD AUTHORITY THAT I WILL SURVIVE THE COMING APOCALYPSE, WITH A BEAUTIFUL GIRL. LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, SPACE, MAYBE YOU CAN REPOPULATE THE PLANET INTO A BETTER PLACE, A PLACE WHERE PEOPLE WHO SPEAK SPANISH CAN SAY IT WITH STYLE, A PLACE WHERE GIRLS FROM GUATEMALA (ywate'mala) ARE SAFE TO BE FROM GUATEMALA, AND NOT SAY, THE PHILIPPINES, OR MEXICO, FOR FUCK'S SAKE.

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DID YOU KNOW THAT FILIPINOS ARE "JUST LIKE MEXICANS"? OH YES, THEY ARE.

DID YOU KNOW THAT FALLING STARS ARE REALLY STARS THAT ARE FALLING? INDEEDILY DO.

DID YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU NAME-DROP A SPANISH SPEAKING BAND AS BEING 'YR FAVORITE', THE MARIACHIS WILL STAY ALL THROUGH LUNCH?

DID YOU KNOW THAT EVEN BEFORE LUNCH, I WAS IN A BAD MOOD, AND THE LINGERING MARIACHIS MADE IT WORSE?

DID YOU KNOW THAT MOST BROWN PEOPLE EITHER SPEAK SPANISH (read: mexican) OR FILIPINO (read: tagalog)?

DID YOU KNOW THAT SHITTY MUSIC PLAYED VERY LOUD HELPS HEADACHES? no? that's because it doesn't.

[Lurker]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbG6M28UkFg

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I AM ABOUT TO GO TO UNIVERSAL STUDIOS, VERY SOON, FOR 'COMEDY'. BUENAS NOCHES, MOMMY. THE COMEDY SHOULD BE FUNNY; FUNNY, LIKE CLOWNRAPE.

DO YOU KNOW THAT THE LAST TIME I WENT TO UNIVERSAL STUDIOS, I PUKED ALL OVER SOME DUDE'S BACK DURING THE OPENING CREDITS OF THE STAR TREK EXPERIENCE?? MAYBE HE WAS A GERMAN ACADEMIC AND THIS IS HIS REVENGE.

[Lurker]

You child.

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WILL YOU BE MY DADDY? CAN YOU SPEAK TAGALOG?

PS: DON'T RUIN MY SYMMETRY, PLEASE.