what was your first date like?

jon boy · 08.27.2007, 02:05 PM

having a nostalgia day today so tell us about the 1st date you ever had.

Toilet & Bowels · 08.27.2007, 02:11 PM

i'm not sure i've ever really been on a proper date.

floatingslowly · 08.27.2007, 02:26 PM

I'm not sure of the details any longer, but back then we could grab our women by their hair and drag them back to the cave.

nostalgia indeed....

ZUG ZUG.

screamingskull · 08.27.2007, 02:29 PM

it was his 13th birthday and i was 12,i bought him a card that said "happy birthday Tracy" and crossed out the Tracy and wrote Dan, he didn't get the joke, i thought it was funny. I had my first kiss that day,it wasn't great.

Crumb's Crunchy Delights · 08.27.2007, 02:30 PM

Terrible.

So late, didn't have time to shave. Hands still greasy from a day in the garage. Egg stain down an unwashed shirt.

I, on the other hand, looked great.

That was a joke, based on you thinking that I was talking about myself, but I was really talking about my girl. Although the girl isn't real, I just made her up for the purposes of the joke.

floatingslowly · 08.27.2007, 02:33 PM

yr a lovely lady, I'm sure.

!@#$%! · 08.27.2007, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Crumb's Crunchy Delights

Terrible.

So late, didn't have time to shave. Hands still greasy from a day in the garage. Egg stain down an unwashed shirt.

I, on the other hand, looked great.

That was a joke, based on you thinking that I was talking about myself, but I was really talking about my girl. Although the girl isn't real, I just made her up for the purposes of the joke.

ms muskogee exists only in photoshop????

my heart is broken.

Trasher02 · 08.27.2007, 02:37 PM

Well, my first date was horrible.

drrrtyboots · 08.27.2007, 02:37 PM

Popcorn/milk dud breath and pre-teen kisses at a matinee. Those were the days.

Inhuman · 08.27.2007, 02:44 PM

I don't remember. She asked me out and I think I went to her place and saw a movie or two. Nothing special, it was very boring. The whole relationship was, and for 8 months.

Everyneurotic · 08.27.2007, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

i'm not sure i've ever really been on a proper date.

same here.

i got set up with an awful blind date, though; babysitting kids probably doesn't count as a date.

k-krack · 08.27.2007, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Crumb's Crunchy Delights

Terrible.

So late, didn't have time to shave. Hands still greasy from a day in the garage. Egg stain down an unwashed shirt.

I, on the other hand, looked great.

That was a joke, based on you thinking that I was talking about myself, but I was really talking about my girl. Although the girl isn't real, I just made her up for the purposes of the joke.

You know what you remind me of? Bad standup comics. It's probably all the cliché jokes.

And I've only had a couple
erm
dates... and they've probably been wicked (in a bad sense). I'm terribly awkward.

jon boy · 08.27.2007, 02:58 PM

we went to the cinema and kissed until i banged my teeth on her braces. she was quite nice though but years later had me beaten to a bloody pulp.

the ikara cult · 08.27.2007, 03:39 PM

Christ, youve stumped me. I have no idea!
I know the first girl i ever kissed immediately turned around and kissed another girl, at which point i thought "well, i dont have a uterus"

SynthethicalY · 08.27.2007, 03:45 PM

Never been on one. Unless you count meeting up then directly to the room.

Disgruntled Youth · 08.27.2007, 03:54 PM

Can't remember that far back, I can tell you about my first cookie.

Prisstina · 08.27.2007, 05:28 PM

went to the mall and walked around in silence for two hours with a girlfriend of mine in tow. i've been dating the guy for three years, so i guess i did something right.

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 08.27.2007, 06:16 PM

i was 13, she was 14
there was another couple with us
my friend and i walked over to her house, where the girls were at
her parents were gone for the day, so we stole/took her parents car to the movies
snuck into Blow
we kissed (she was my 3rd, I thought I was so awesome... I wasn't)
went back to her house and raided her parents bar
her parents came home around 9:30
caught all of us drunk and making out
called our parents
etc.etc.etc.

Silent Dan Speaks · 08.27.2007, 06:24 PM

I think we just ran around the mall being typical young teenager hooligans. Good times.

Trasher02 · 08.27.2007, 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by cryptowonderdruginvogue

i was 13, she was 14
there was another couple with us
my friend and i walked over to her house, where the girls were at
her parents were gone for the day, so we stole/took her parents car to the movies
snuck into Blow
we kissed (she was my 3rd, I thought I was so awesome... I wasn't)
went back to her house and raided her parents bar
her parents came home around 9:30
caught all of us drunk and making out
called our parents
etc.etc.etc.

Ok, now what?

08.27.2007, 02:05 PM	#1
jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	having a nostalgia day today so tell us about the 1st date you ever had. __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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08.27.2007, 02:11 PM	#2
Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 12,268	i'm not sure i've ever really been on a proper date.
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08.27.2007, 02:26 PM	#3
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	I'm not sure of the details any longer, but back then we could grab our women by their hair and drag them back to the cave. nostalgia indeed.... ZUG ZUG.
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08.27.2007, 02:29 PM	#4
screamingskull invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: england Posts: 5,580	it was his 13th birthday and i was 12,i bought him a card that said "happy birthday Tracy" and crossed out the Tracy and wrote Dan, he didn't get the joke, i thought it was funny. I had my first kiss that day,it wasn't great.
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08.27.2007, 02:30 PM	#5
Crumb's Crunchy Delights expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: okie's in the pokie Posts: 1,352	Terrible. So late, didn't have time to shave. Hands still greasy from a day in the garage. Egg stain down an unwashed shirt. I, on the other hand, looked great. That was a joke, based on you thinking that I was talking about myself, but I was really talking about my girl. Although the girl isn't real, I just made her up for the purposes of the joke.
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08.27.2007, 02:33 PM	#6
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	yr a lovely lady, I'm sure.
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08.27.2007, 02:37 PM	#8
Trasher02 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 6,356	Well, my first date was horrible. __________________ 666
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08.27.2007, 02:37 PM	#9
drrrtyboots invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: in the forest(s) Posts: 2,946	Popcorn/milk dud breath and pre-teen kisses at a matinee. Those were the days. __________________
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08.27.2007, 02:44 PM	#10
Inhuman invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Montreal Posts: 5,807	I don't remember. She asked me out and I think I went to her place and saw a movie or two. Nothing special, it was very boring. The whole relationship was, and for 8 months. __________________ Inhuman no longer dwells on here. http://about.me/robinbastien
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08.27.2007, 02:58 PM	#13
jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	we went to the cinema and kissed until i banged my teeth on her braces. she was quite nice though but years later had me beaten to a bloody pulp. __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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08.27.2007, 03:39 PM	#14
the ikara cult invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London sink Posts: 4,576	Christ, youve stumped me. I have no idea! I know the first girl i ever kissed immediately turned around and kissed another girl, at which point i thought "well, i dont have a uterus"
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08.27.2007, 03:45 PM	#15
SynthethicalY invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 7,408	Never been on one. Unless you count meeting up then directly to the room.
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08.27.2007, 03:54 PM	#16
Disgruntled Youth the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: I'm sitting right beside you Posts: 839	Can't remember that far back, I can tell you about my first cookie. __________________ Duppy know a who fi Frighten "Drink Guinness & live, Hate Guinness & die" Lee "Scratch" Perry
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08.27.2007, 05:28 PM	#17
Prisstina the end of the ugly Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Killwaukee Posts: 996	went to the mall and walked around in silence for two hours with a girlfriend of mine in tow. i've been dating the guy for three years, so i guess i did something right. __________________
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08.27.2007, 06:16 PM	#18
cryptowonderdruginvogue invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: the party Posts: 10,281	i was 13, she was 14 there was another couple with us my friend and i walked over to her house, where the girls were at her parents were gone for the day, so we stole/took her parents car to the movies snuck into Blow we kissed (she was my 3rd, I thought I was so awesome... I wasn't) went back to her house and raided her parents bar her parents came home around 9:30 caught all of us drunk and making out called our parents etc.etc.etc.
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08.27.2007, 06:24 PM	#19
Silent Dan Speaks the destroyed room Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 603	I think we just ran around the mall being typical young teenager hooligans. Good times.
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