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Old 06.14.2006, 10:17 AM   #1
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Old 06.14.2006, 10:28 AM   #2
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Terrible names all. I would go so far as to say that any band with 'jazz' or 'funk' in its name really should be shot if they are formed in the last 15 years (obviously funkadelic are both exempt and utterly brilliant)
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Old 06.14.2006, 10:36 AM   #3
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No chance of me sending you a promo video of Jaga Jazzist that has spent many a dark sojourn on shelves and floors because i couldn't even be arsed to throw it away.
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Old 06.14.2006, 10:38 AM   #4
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Terrible names all. I would go so far as to say that any band with 'jazz' or 'funk' in its name really should be shot if they are formed in the last 15 years (obviously funkadelic are both exempt and utterly brilliant)

you should add bands with the word 'ska' on their names.

but how about funkadelic?
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Old 06.14.2006, 10:39 AM   #5
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Old 06.14.2006, 10:43 AM   #6
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Old 06.14.2006, 10:44 AM   #7
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funkadelic rule!

exception to the rule, maybe?

yes, they indeed rule.
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Old 06.14.2006, 10:49 AM   #8
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Yes, I'm there with the ska thing. And yes, Funkadelic rule. As do the Skatalites.

I'm pretty sure you can make a case for any band with the genre/ sub-genre they belong to in their name being shite, unless they were formed back in the early 80's (at the very latest).
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Old 06.14.2006, 10:50 AM   #9
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Old 06.14.2006, 10:52 AM   #10
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I'm generally not prone to listen to bands that have clever-clever,ironic names.Let me have a fag and i'll come back and think of some.
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I'm pretty sure you can make a case for any band with the genre/ sub-genre they belong to in their name being shite, unless they were formed back in the early 80's (at the very latest).

that's very true.

(forgot about the skatalites for a minute there, they were indeed great)
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Old 06.14.2006, 11:17 AM   #12
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Old 06.14.2006, 11:18 AM   #13
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Old 06.14.2006, 11:18 AM   #14
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Ska Patrol,


Erm, only one I could come up with at the moment. For the record Glice, Jaga Jazzist is great, check em out, even though they have a lame name.
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Old 06.14.2006, 11:20 AM   #15
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Old 06.14.2006, 11:22 AM   #16
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Old 06.14.2006, 11:23 AM   #17
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Old 06.14.2006, 11:23 AM   #18
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Erm, only one I could come up with at the moment. For the record Glice, Jaga Jazzist is great, check em out, even though they have a lame name.


Absolutely not. No matter how good they are, bands must be punished for having shit names. They might be the best thing since my ass, but with a name like that they ain't gettin' no love from me.
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Old 06.14.2006, 11:26 AM   #19
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DemonBox,that Jaga Jazzist video is yours if you want it.They might be a good band but i don't get them at all.
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Old 06.14.2006, 11:27 AM   #20
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I like your style man, a real snob I can understand your way of thinking, but the matter of liking a bandname or not is highly subjective.
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