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This is amusing. Groupies rate the rockers they have fucked:
http://www.metalsludge.tv/home/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=40&Itemi d=54 |
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if i had to pick the pussyeater between hanneman and king, i would have
picked king. groupies have so much to teach us. this is a ridiculously funny read. |
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Funny.
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Yeah this is pretty hilarious. There's other sections on there dealing with groupie concerns/issues.
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Stevie Benton / Drowning Pool
An insensitive butthead. Not much going on in his pants or in his head. nice
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Glenn Danzig / Danzig The bottom line is his cock is just like him, short.
Billy Idol He's no Leviathan, but he definitely knows what to do with the 6" he has. He likes you to put on a show for him, and make sure you leave your stilettos on. He's the type that will feed you strawberries from the nightstand and might growl during sex. He's also drunk a lot, so be warned. Anthony Keides / Red Hot Chili Peppers A very large penis. One girl told me, "his penis is beyond just gorgeous." He has a very clean body and is an amazing kisser. ^^ My friends mom said she actually had sex with that guy before he was famous and before she was married and said it was the best night of her life. I guess she wasn't making it up. |
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Duff McKagan / Ex-Guns 'N Roses
Duff is a quick shooter.
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Dino Cazares / Fear Factory
Nothing much exciting here. About 5 inches and rather greedy in bed. Doesn't sound like a good time. Ha ha.......Dino still rules though.
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I'll double that dare. I may ask them a few questions myself next time. A sort of impromptu interview.. Paris, here I come. |
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so that's where you stand on the whole dino vs. the rest of ff? i myself didn't care, they had started to suck, same with brujeria. |
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Thurston Moore / Sonic Youth
Hadn't had a groupie in years but insiders confirm that Thurston's cock has a giant Merzbow tattoo on it!!! Just kidding it's a Rather Ripped tattoo (bummer, eh)
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are these measurements hard of soft?
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fun to read indeed!
http://groupie-central.com/ used to be a website similar to this one. but it looks like some jerk made it into bible information |
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thats pretty funny
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