Michael Jackson is going to work with Kanye West for his new album

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 10.11.2007, 02:43 PM

OH MY GOD!

Thursday October 11, 2007
Guardian Unlimited
Michael Jackson, Kanye West and will.iam, together at last.
"I'm working on stuff for Michael Jackson." With these words, Kanye West has teased the world. Just what is the stuff he is working on? A giant space rocket in the shape of Jackson circa 1989, ready to blast off and take the King of Pop (and a tight circle of his dearest friends) off to a new life in space? A new form of Jesus Juice that reduces the calorific content while upping the wooziness quotient? A new cross-breed of giraffe and monkey (the girkey)?

No, the truth of the matter is stranger than even these fictions. Kanye is actually, really, honestly, working on producing some music for Jacko's first album since 2001's Invincible!
As much has been confirmed by Jacko on his personal webbo: "I've been really busy lately. Soon I will be sharing exciting and surprising news with you. Your continued love and support means so much to me. I really love and appreciate you all from the bottom of my heart." Etc, and so on.

There's no comeback better than a comeback from sexual scandal, public humiliation and borderline bankruptcy, so it's no surprise to find Kanye and that idiot from out of the stevie nicks pon coolie dance riddim, will.i.am, revealing their involvement in the new, highly anticipated (by teenagers in Malaysia) Jacko meisterwerk.

As part of his announcement, detailed in full on the pages of Top Goth popster Vicky "Eye of' Newton, will.i.am detailed at tedious length how he was first approached to do the job and how he couldn't believe it was Jacko, etc.

"Michael just called me out of the blue and I just didn't believe it was him."

Surely the voice pitched three octaves higher than normal gave the game away?

"I was like, 'Come on, who is this, how did you get my number? Stop playing around.' He said: 'No, it's really me, it's Michael.'"

Did he? Wow, that's a killer. We hope this story never ends!

"I still didn't believe it was him and was like, 'Dude, seriously, I got to go.'"

luxinterior · 10.11.2007, 02:47 PM

I didn't really read that, but man am I excited. MJ!!!

atsonicpark · 10.11.2007, 02:52 PM

Interesting that all these people worknig together are proven gays and/or pedophiles.

Should be some good music, on par with that Peter Sotos audio book about the penis severing I listened to the other day.

MellySingsDoom · 10.11.2007, 02:54 PM

Kayne kick it? No he Kanye not, 'cos he's an irritating, over-rated douchbag, that's why. Working with M Jackson will only inflate his ego further. Yuck.

EDIT - It's "douchebag", Melly. Striaghten up and fly right.

MellySingsDoom · 10.11.2007, 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atsonicpark

Should be some good music, on par with that Peter Sotos audio book about the penis severing I listened to the other day.

Maybe Kanye should put together some beats for Miss Sotos. I'm sure the results would be simply fabulous for Queen Peter.

atsonicpark · 10.11.2007, 03:07 PM

Fuck yeah!

What's most interesting about this project is that Michael Jackson (who no one really cares about anymore) is trying to regain his composure and work with a hip artist, Kanye (who people are sick to death of) is trying to prove himself to be God, and I don't even really know who the fuck will.i.am is. So, it should be an interesting disaster. Can't wait.

This thread reminds me that Macualay Culkin is working on a new movie called SEX AND BREAKFAST.

floatingslowly · 10.11.2007, 03:48 PM

fuck Michael Jackson, I want Blanket to release an album.

that's BOUND to be some twisted shit.

HaydenAsche · 10.11.2007, 03:55 PM

Blanket is the lamest name ever.

floatingslowly · 10.11.2007, 04:02 PM

I don't know about that.

it has pretty high comedic value.

Rob Instigator · 10.11.2007, 04:03 PM

will.i.am is that cocksuck from black eyed peas.

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 10.11.2007, 04:15 PM

fuck all the Kanye haters, for real

y'all just wish you could be on the next level tip

Kanye > You

Rob Instigator · 10.11.2007, 04:17 PM

kanye forgot to look for the perfect beat

rock rock planet rock

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 10.11.2007, 04:18 PM

Will.i.am is a total douchebag though

atsonicpark · 10.11.2007, 04:18 PM

*takes a swig of jesus juice*

you know.. this shit ain't too bad!

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 10.11.2007, 04:31 PM

"I am #1, you're not"

Rob Instigator · 10.11.2007, 04:45 PM

kanye and gay-zee sitting in a tree
s-u-c-k-i-n-g
first come the rimjob
then comes the deep throwt
then comes jay zee with a fat wad o' cum in his salamander eye

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 10.11.2007, 04:51 PM

Kanye's got stacks, he gets my respect.

atsonicpark · 10.11.2007, 05:34 PM

collete:Lloyd you can't come with meLloyd: **** this you *****. (stabs collete and kills her)the next day lloyd genis and kratos sit in a couch smoking weed.Kratos: lloyd I am your fasha lloyd:noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooGenis:huh wa where a i uhg du plithim thord uh THEN THEY ALL DIED AS A PRISM SWORD PIERCED THE SKY AND DESTROYED THEM ALL

alyasa · 10.11.2007, 08:55 PM

Kirill: [about Nikolai] He is no driver, he is the undertaker.

girlgun · 10.11.2007, 09:52 PM

my neighbor's barkingfuckingshitheadofadog is named kanye.

10.11.2007, 02:47 PM	#2
luxinterior invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Missouri, land of the free and home of the brave Posts: 2,351	I didn't really read that, but man am I excited. MJ!!! __________________ "I sweat like a fucking nun on Sunday...I don't even know what that means." - Sebastian Bach
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10.11.2007, 02:52 PM	#3
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	Interesting that all these people worknig together are proven gays and/or pedophiles. Should be some good music, on par with that Peter Sotos audio book about the penis severing I listened to the other day. __________________
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10.11.2007, 02:54 PM	#4
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	Kayne kick it? No he Kanye not, 'cos he's an irritating, over-rated douchbag, that's why. Working with M Jackson will only inflate his ego further. Yuck. EDIT - It's "douchebag", Melly. Striaghten up and fly right. __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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10.11.2007, 03:07 PM	#6
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	Fuck yeah! What's most interesting about this project is that Michael Jackson (who no one really cares about anymore) is trying to regain his composure and work with a hip artist, Kanye (who people are sick to death of) is trying to prove himself to be God, and I don't even really know who the fuck will.i.am is. So, it should be an interesting disaster. Can't wait. This thread reminds me that Macualay Culkin is working on a new movie called SEX AND BREAKFAST. __________________
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10.11.2007, 03:48 PM	#7
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	fuck Michael Jackson, I want Blanket to release an album. that's BOUND to be some twisted shit.
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10.11.2007, 02:43 PM	#1
cryptowonderdruginvogue invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: the party Posts: 10,281	OH MY GOD! Thursday October 11, 2007 Guardian Unlimited Michael Jackson, Kanye West and will.iam, together at last. "I'm working on stuff for Michael Jackson." With these words, Kanye West has teased the world. Just what is the stuff he is working on? A giant space rocket in the shape of Jackson circa 1989, ready to blast off and take the King of Pop (and a tight circle of his dearest friends) off to a new life in space? A new form of Jesus Juice that reduces the calorific content while upping the wooziness quotient? A new cross-breed of giraffe and monkey (the girkey)? No, the truth of the matter is stranger than even these fictions. Kanye is actually, really, honestly, working on producing some music for Jacko's first album since 2001's Invincible! As much has been confirmed by Jacko on his personal webbo: "I've been really busy lately. Soon I will be sharing exciting and surprising news with you. Your continued love and support means so much to me. I really love and appreciate you all from the bottom of my heart." Etc, and so on. There's no comeback better than a comeback from sexual scandal, public humiliation and borderline bankruptcy, so it's no surprise to find Kanye and that idiot from out of the stevie nicks pon coolie dance riddim, will.i.am, revealing their involvement in the new, highly anticipated (by teenagers in Malaysia) Jacko meisterwerk. As part of his announcement, detailed in full on the pages of Top Goth popster Vicky "Eye of' Newton, will.i.am detailed at tedious length how he was first approached to do the job and how he couldn't believe it was Jacko, etc. "Michael just called me out of the blue and I just didn't believe it was him." Surely the voice pitched three octaves higher than normal gave the game away? "I was like, 'Come on, who is this, how did you get my number? Stop playing around.' He said: 'No, it's really me, it's Michael.'" Did he? Wow, that's a killer. We hope this story never ends! "I still didn't believe it was him and was like, 'Dude, seriously, I got to go.'"
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10.11.2007, 03:55 PM	#8
HaydenAsche invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 10,755	Blanket is the lamest name ever. __________________ rip
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10.11.2007, 04:02 PM	#9
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	I don't know about that. it has pretty high comedic value.
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Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,975	will.i.am is that cocksuck from black eyed peas. __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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10.11.2007, 04:15 PM	#11
cryptowonderdruginvogue invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: the party Posts: 10,281	fuck all the Kanye haters, for real y'all just wish you could be on the next level tip Kanye > You
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10.11.2007, 04:17 PM	#12
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,975	kanye forgot to look for the perfect beat rock rock planet rock __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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10.11.2007, 04:18 PM	#13
cryptowonderdruginvogue invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: the party Posts: 10,281	Will.i.am is a total douchebag though
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cryptowonderdruginvogue invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: the party Posts: 10,281	"I am #1, you're not"
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10.11.2007, 04:45 PM	#16
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,975	kanye and gay-zee sitting in a tree s-u-c-k-i-n-g first come the rimjob then comes the deep throwt then comes jay zee with a fat wad o' cum in his salamander eye __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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10.11.2007, 04:51 PM	#17
cryptowonderdruginvogue invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: the party Posts: 10,281	Kanye's got stacks, he gets my respect.
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10.11.2007, 05:34 PM	#18
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	collete:Lloyd you can't come with meLloyd: ** this you ***. (stabs collete and kills her)the next day lloyd genis and kratos sit in a couch smoking weed.Kratos: lloyd I am your fasha lloyd:noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooGenis:huh wa where a i uhg du plithim thord uh THEN THEY ALL DIED AS A PRISM SWORD PIERCED THE SKY AND DESTROYED THEM ALL __________________
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alyasa invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Singapore Posts: 3,791	Kirill: [about Nikolai] He is no driver, he is the undertaker. __________________ Sab Kuch Tick Tock Hai
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girlgun invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 2,906	my neighbor's barkingfuckingshitheadofadog is named kanye.
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