09.27.2009, 03:14 PM | #1 |
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So me and my friend Roger started talking about how retarded Wyoming is and decided to rant about all the stupid questions we get from people.
Roger says: That's cuz nobody gives a shit about Wyoming Except for a bunch of tourists from Asia and Europe that go to Yellostone Only spelled right HABEEB IT! says: yeah they're all like LOLOL LOOK WYOMING IS LIKE 50 YEARS BEHIND! WOW DIS IS SO KEWL Roger says: HEY DOOD WATS IT LIEK TO RIDE A HORSE TO WORK HABEEB IT! says: HEY DOOD WUTS IT LIEK TO NOT HAVE ELECTRICITY Roger says: HEY DOOD WATS IT LIEK TO SHIT IN A OUTHOUSE ALL DA TIME HABEEB IT! says: HEY DOOD WUTS IT LIEK TO USE APPLES AS CURRENCY Roger says: HEY DOOD WATS IT LIEK TO KILL INDIANS HABEEB IT! says: HEY DOOD WUTS IT LIEK TO LIVE ON A FARM Roger says: HEY DOOD WATS IT LIEK TO LIVE IN A FUCKING RETARD STATE WITH A BUNCH OF OLD PEOPLES AND REDNECKS HABEEB IT! says: HEY DOOD WUTS IT LIEK TO LIVE IN THE GAY COWBOY STATE Roger says: HEY DOOD WATS IT LIEK TO HAVE EQUALITY FOR WOMEN OR SOME SHIT I DUNNO HABEEB IT! says: HEY DOOD WUTS IT LIKE TO LIVE IN THE FUCKING STUPIDEST STATE EVER Roger says: ITS BAD So, if you've ever been to Wyomaaaaaaaang, post your experiences here. If not, post what you think it might be like. If not, then why the fuck are you even reading this thread. GTFO. |
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09.27.2009, 03:21 PM | #2 |
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I imagine Wyoming to be full of people who look just like Yosemite Sam, and containing forests where in-the-closet militiamen eat pork and beans in wood cottages. I also imagine malls the size of Belgium and towns where eating salad is a punishable offence.
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09.27.2009, 03:24 PM | #3 |
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That's 90% true. there are two malls in the entire state.
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09.27.2009, 03:25 PM | #4 |
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09.27.2009, 03:30 PM | #5 |
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yeah, it's pretty fucking brown. |
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09.27.2009, 03:46 PM | #6 |
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09.27.2009, 03:48 PM | #7 |
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Did you know Brokeback Mountain doesn't exist?
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09.27.2009, 03:50 PM | #8 |
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I should hope it doesn't.
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09.27.2009, 05:50 PM | #9 |
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I've read some mysteries set in Wyoming. It comes across as very Western, you know, people wearing cowboy hats and riding horses. A lot of ranches and not much else. And some people like it just fine.
Nothing that would make me have any desire to live there, though. Not my cup of tea and all that.
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09.27.2009, 05:58 PM | #10 |
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I'd rather stop in Denver.
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09.27.2009, 08:17 PM | #11 |
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09.27.2009, 08:21 PM | #12 |
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I've been there and it's pretty okay. I was just passing through on my way to the Black Hills, from Denver. I ate at a Quiznos in Cheyenne. Thats about all I remember.
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09.27.2009, 08:28 PM | #13 |
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Does Wyoming have any hot chicks? My interest is pending.
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pfft....HAHA!!! I like the name, "Wyoming". It's neat. And I'd visit. I like places that seem like...nothing. I like big and open, and quiet. |
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09.27.2009, 08:56 PM | #15 |
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I went when I was in 4th grade.
I stayed at some ranch for one night. I remember being in awe of all the wide open space with no people on the roads.
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09.27.2009, 10:23 PM | #16 |
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Today when I went to the mall to shop for winter coats I saw the following things:
-two hairnets laying in the parking lot next to an empty beer bottle -a truck missing a wheel -one fat slut in her pajamas talking to some kid with a backwards hat on and a shirt that had a naked lady on it -a lady wearing her pajamas hold onto a small weiner dog -one guy with his pants up to his tits -two quakers -one scene girl -a jesus shirt stand -at least 3 small children wandering around -a large dead beetle on the floor -at least 3 mall rats wearing plaid red tripp pants with chains and greasy hair |
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it could be worse.
it could be Utah. trust me. I know. ps: mail me a jackalope plz |
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Utah has some beautiful scenery.
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