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Old 04.25.2008, 04:04 PM   #1
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Old 04.25.2008, 04:07 PM   #2
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I know you wanted to write "Ethiocalypse."
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Old 04.25.2008, 04:09 PM   #3
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I know you wanted to write "Ethiocalypse."

no, actually it was from some Axe body wash add I saw that was supposed to be for "hairy" dudes and so it had a bunch of different body hair characters, one of them was a hairy bodied black dude called "Afrocalypse" and I just thought the add and the word itself is fucking too funny, but alas I could not find a picture of it online to post to share the joy.
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Old 04.25.2008, 04:11 PM   #4
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Ah, I assumed this was political. Either way Afrocalypse sounds like a music festival to me, a rather amazing festival at that. All African music.
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Old 04.25.2008, 04:14 PM   #5
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I was hoping this would be a blaxploitation movie.
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Old 04.25.2008, 04:14 PM   #6
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Ah, I assumed this was political. Either way Afrocalypse sounds like a music festival to me, a rather amazing festival at that. All African music.

I left it blank, so its whatever you want it to be.
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Old 04.25.2008, 04:19 PM   #7
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afrocalypse 91, the enemy strikes black

I love that album
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Old 04.25.2008, 04:27 PM   #8
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I'm telling you, this has all the makings to be a classic blaxploitation film. Some sort of additive is put in the water, causing everyone to grow giant Afros and listening to George Clinton 24/7. A lone white guy who only drinks milk (get it? 'cause it's white!) is the last non-fro'd man out there. He starts realizing that the Afros and George Clinton are slowly making everyone's skin darker. Oh, and the white guy's a doctor. His initials will be PHD, Phil Honky Dansbourg. He'll try to find a way to stop this racial conversion, but eventually drinks some water when he's over working himself.
Pam Grier will play his wise cracking, no-nonsense lab partner
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Old 04.25.2008, 04:41 PM   #9
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Old 04.25.2008, 04:45 PM   #10
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Ah, I assumed this was political. Either way Afrocalypse sounds like a music festival to me, a rather amazing festival at that. All African music.

Or an all-black blackmetal band. With 'fros.
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Old 04.25.2008, 04:49 PM   #11
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Or an all-black blackmetal band.
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Old 04.25.2008, 06:31 PM   #12
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why are you making fun of black people's lypse?
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Old 04.25.2008, 07:38 PM   #13
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