DEREK!!!

Kloriel · 08.22.2009, 05:27 PM

lemons and the next barrel of who is hhhwhat?

Derek · 08.22.2009, 05:30 PM

you rang

Kloriel · 08.22.2009, 05:37 PM

yeah kind of. I was also in the habit of yelling random shit out in my flat. unfortunately my overlord land-troll doesn't like it that much. my neighbors are kinda cool about it since i live in a bohemian part of the sioux falls underground; hell one of my neighbors plays a sick fucking twisted mint trombone and has remixed my hollerings of phrases from time to time.

so i am trying to channel my vocal outbursts into textortations that should involve gun fights and terrible limb-in-picklejuice- stoked kickassisms.

then i thought about this book in which the main character, Derek; was actually a motherfucker that drew people along his trail by sprinkling the breakfast cereals that were half digested by his victims through a wonderful surrealistic space-scape.. most of them ate frosted flakes and the ones that ate captain crunch died metres further up the trail.

Derek · 08.22.2009, 06:05 PM

Fascinating.

pbradley · 08.22.2009, 06:07 PM

Only time I pissed off a landlord was going up onto the room of my apartment at like 4 or 5 in the morning.

Drunk, of course.

floatingslowly · 08.22.2009, 06:11 PM

land-trolls are not to be messed with. unlike sea-trolls that will allow you to play with their breasts for a goldpiece.

08.22.2009, 05:27 PM	#1
Kloriel expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,554	lemons and the next barrel of who is hhhwhat?
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08.22.2009, 05:30 PM	#2
Derek invito al cielo Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 8,095	you rang
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08.22.2009, 05:37 PM	#3
Kloriel expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,554	yeah kind of. I was also in the habit of yelling random shit out in my flat. unfortunately my overlord land-troll doesn't like it that much. my neighbors are kinda cool about it since i live in a bohemian part of the sioux falls underground; hell one of my neighbors plays a sick fucking twisted mint trombone and has remixed my hollerings of phrases from time to time. so i am trying to channel my vocal outbursts into textortations that should involve gun fights and terrible limb-in-picklejuice- stoked kickassisms. then i thought about this book in which the main character, Derek; was actually a motherfucker that drew people along his trail by sprinkling the breakfast cereals that were half digested by his victims through a wonderful surrealistic space-scape.. most of them ate frosted flakes and the ones that ate captain crunch died metres further up the trail.
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08.22.2009, 06:05 PM	#4
Derek invito al cielo Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 8,095	Fascinating.
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08.22.2009, 06:07 PM	#5
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	Only time I pissed off a landlord was going up onto the room of my apartment at like 4 or 5 in the morning. Drunk, of course.
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08.22.2009, 06:11 PM	#6
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	land-trolls are not to be messed with. unlike sea-trolls that will allow you to play with their breasts for a goldpiece.
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