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What like the chicken things? 4 10.26%
Oh yeah baby. Mmm-hmm. 13 33.33%
Nah, not my thing. 9 23.08%
Tried it a couple of times. 4 10.26%
I am a crafty butcher. 9 23.08%
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Old 04.10.2006, 04:03 PM   #1
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Old 04.10.2006, 04:09 PM   #2
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Speaking of cocks, we watched this movie today at school about this 200 pound cock.
That is either a very heavy cock or a very expensive cock, depending on what country you live in.
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Old 04.10.2006, 04:12 PM   #3
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That is either a very heavy cock or a very expensive cock, depending on what country you live in.

Haha, good one.
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Old 04.10.2006, 04:20 PM   #4
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I like eating chicken.

As far as cock, I like my own, and I like to wave it around.
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Old 04.10.2006, 04:26 PM   #5
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Excellent. Lets see where this discussion goes: Where do you wave it? What sort of a motion do you use? Do you wave it cock-wise, or counter cock-wise? Or do you just sort of wiggle it about a bit? Have you experimented with other waving patterns? Have you waved with other friends? Do your family know about it? Have you ever helped or encouraged your friends to wave theirs? What are you thinking about when you're waving it about? Do you find it satisfying to wave it about? If your cock was a colour, what colour would it be?

I'm so glad I've started a PROPER debate.
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Old 04.10.2006, 04:31 PM   #6
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I like eating chicken.

As far as cock, I like my own, and I like to wave it around.


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Old 04.10.2006, 07:46 PM   #7
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Speaking of cocks, we watched this movie today at school about this 200 pound cock.
That is either a very heavy cock or a very expensive cock, depending on what country you live in.
i wanna go to your school!
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Old 04.10.2006, 07:54 PM   #8
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They're aight. Fun some of the time.
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Old 04.10.2006, 08:18 PM   #9
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Old 04.10.2006, 08:32 PM   #11
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has anyone here measured their lob-rate?
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Old 04.10.2006, 08:35 PM   #12
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can someone please think of a joke about a poll about cocks being a "sticky thread" or something, because i'm too tired to think of one.
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Old 04.10.2006, 08:41 PM   #13
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Old 04.10.2006, 08:48 PM   #14
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Old 04.10.2006, 08:52 PM   #15
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I can think of the similarities between my cock and my record collection.
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Old 04.10.2006, 08:53 PM   #16
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Old 04.10.2006, 09:11 PM   #17
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my and my cock go way back, we were buddies since birth. knew em my whole life, i conforted him when his friend ambilical got cut up. we lying in the hospital crying

*tear* to bad he is gone...
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I have an Cock ESP 45" so i guess my anwser has to be yes....
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Old 04.11.2006, 05:03 AM   #19
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45 inches? You can't be serious...
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Old 04.11.2006, 05:45 AM   #20
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