Give me more rep

Confucious is sex · 01.23.2007, 05:09 PM

So, I don't know how this whole title/rank thing works, but I suspect it is to do with rep points. I am fed up of being 'little trouble girl', that sounds rubbish and belittles the bad ass mo fo that I really am. REP ME (no, there's no A missing there).

If it's to do with posts, rather than rep, then fuck that for a bag of fish, I am far too busy doing cool things with people infinitely more attractive than all of you, except, perhaps, you who are reading this now.

cuetzpalin · 01.23.2007, 05:11 PM

yes, little trouble girl is because you have "only" 78 posts and not because of rep..

Confucious is sex · 01.23.2007, 05:16 PM

Rubbish

More rep anyway though please, I don't have a bag of fish as yet

cuetzpalin · 01.23.2007, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Confucious is sex

Rubbish

More rep anyway though please, I don't have a bag of fish as yet

kay

Richard Pryor on Fire · 01.23.2007, 05:17 PM

Begging for rep is poor taste, instead whore yr self out all over the board and try to scam some the good old fashion way.

cuetzpalin · 01.23.2007, 05:18 PM

like mommy buy me a tv! pleeeaaase!

compulsive diarrhea, jico · 01.23.2007, 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Confucious is sex

Rubbish

More rep anyway though please

i dunno, do you have a special trick or special abilities to show us?

Confucious is sex · 01.23.2007, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by compulsive diarrhea, jico

i dunno, do you have a special trick or special abilities to show us?

Well, there's always the old ping pong ball machine impression, but I find that's so passé.

Glice · 01.23.2007, 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Richard Pryor on Fire

Begging for rep is poor taste, instead whore yr self out all over the board and try to scam some the good old fashion way.

To be fair, she is more amusing than the majority of dullards who post here. Something about brevity and wit, I forget. Still, I'm an unyielding funt, so no rep from me. Perhaps merely some intimation about the size of my cock though? It really is quite large.

cuetzpalin · 01.23.2007, 06:25 PM

is she really a journalist?

porkmarras · 01.24.2007, 04:57 AM

She/He is.She/He also seems to remind people how intelligent she/he is often.I wonder why that is.

sonicl · 01.24.2007, 05:03 AM

Some of us have had to work very hard at getting our mountains of rep, and we can be rightly proud. How can you take any pride in begging for rep, eh?

I was having quite a nice day, but it's going to be spoilt now by me constantly having to debate with myself whether to punish you for your lack of respect of the rep system.

jon boy · 01.24.2007, 05:04 AM

i love it when you beg.

porkmarras · 01.24.2007, 05:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Glice

To be fair, shehe/it is more amusing than the majority of dullards who post here. Something about brevity and wit, I forget.

That is very true,though.

Confucious is sex · 01.24.2007, 11:31 AM

I don't appear to have been clear enough for some people; I meant the green rep, not the red rep.

To answer some of your comments and questions:

Glice has an enormous cock. Someone somewhere has seen it and told him so and he told us, so it must be true, why would he lie?

I am a journalist, I work for a well known newspaper and every morning I wake up feeling I have sold my soul for so doing.

Which brings me to my next point, 'G' or Porkmarras as you are better known, it is for this reason, and this reason alone, that I must assert my greatness and intellect; my current employer makes me feel I have neither on an hourly basis.

To those of you who have repped thank you, to those of you have not/given me negative rep then that's fine, because the 'little trouble girl' moniker ain't going away with rep anyway. Bags of fish all round!!!

jon boy · 01.24.2007, 11:37 AM

if you tell us which newspaper we might give you rep.

sonicl · 01.24.2007, 11:39 AM

I bet it's the Daily Sport. Shagalicious!

jon boy · 01.24.2007, 11:41 AM

how long have you wanted to say that?

!@#$%! · 01.24.2007, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Richard Pryor on Fire

Begging for rep is poor taste, instead whore yr self out all over the board and try to scam some the good old fashion way.

that's right. good advice from richard pryor. "whoring yourself" is the way to go. a good showing of tits is the best way to get the little green squares you crave. if you lack the anatomical wherewithal i't's going to be a lot harder to get what you want, as this board seems to be composed mostly of horny, desperate boys (with the exception of a few choice characters, of course, but that's the demographic i'm afraid). anyway, yes. breasts, please.

porkmarras · 01.24.2007, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by sonicl

I bet it's the Daily Sport. Shagalicious!

Shagalicious?Where did you learn that?

01.23.2007, 05:09 PM	#1
Confucious is sex bad moon rising Join Date: May 2006 Location: Shoreditch, London, UK Posts: 183	So, I don't know how this whole title/rank thing works, but I suspect it is to do with rep points. I am fed up of being 'little trouble girl', that sounds rubbish and belittles the bad ass mo fo that I really am. REP ME (no, there's no A missing there). If it's to do with posts, rather than rep, then fuck that for a bag of fish, I am far too busy doing cool things with people infinitely more attractive than all of you, except, perhaps, you who are reading this now. __________________ If you lick someone in the ear does it get spelt 'aural' or 'oral'?
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01.23.2007, 05:11 PM	#2
cuetzpalin the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Czech republic Posts: 997	yes, little trouble girl is because you have "only" 78 posts and not because of rep.. __________________ Co-founder of uber-kool outsiders' club. member of Pookie's fan club
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01.23.2007, 05:16 PM	#3
Confucious is sex bad moon rising Join Date: May 2006 Location: Shoreditch, London, UK Posts: 183	Rubbish More rep anyway though please, I don't have a bag of fish as yet __________________ If you lick someone in the ear does it get spelt 'aural' or 'oral'?
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01.23.2007, 05:17 PM	#5
Richard Pryor on Fire 100% Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Detroit. Posts: 709	Begging for rep is poor taste, instead whore yr self out all over the board and try to scam some the good old fashion way. __________________ http://pissingaway.blogspot.com/
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01.23.2007, 05:18 PM	#6
cuetzpalin the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Czech republic Posts: 997	like mommy buy me a tv! pleeeaaase! __________________ Co-founder of uber-kool outsiders' club. member of Pookie's fan club
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01.23.2007, 06:25 PM	#10
cuetzpalin the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Czech republic Posts: 997	is she really a journalist? __________________ Co-founder of uber-kool outsiders' club. member of Pookie's fan club
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01.24.2007, 04:57 AM	#11
porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	She/He is.She/He also seems to remind people how intelligent she/he is often.I wonder why that is. __________________
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01.24.2007, 05:03 AM	#12
sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	Some of us have had to work very hard at getting our mountains of rep, and we can be rightly proud. How can you take any pride in begging for rep, eh? I was having quite a nice day, but it's going to be spoilt now by me constantly having to debate with myself whether to punish you for your lack of respect of the rep system.
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01.24.2007, 05:04 AM	#13
jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	i love it when you beg. __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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01.24.2007, 11:31 AM	#15
Confucious is sex bad moon rising Join Date: May 2006 Location: Shoreditch, London, UK Posts: 183	I don't appear to have been clear enough for some people; I meant the green rep, not the red rep. To answer some of your comments and questions: Glice has an enormous cock. Someone somewhere has seen it and told him so and he told us, so it must be true, why would he lie? I am a journalist, I work for a well known newspaper and every morning I wake up feeling I have sold my soul for so doing. Which brings me to my next point, 'G' or Porkmarras as you are better known, it is for this reason, and this reason alone, that I must assert my greatness and intellect; my current employer makes me feel I have neither on an hourly basis. To those of you who have repped thank you, to those of you have not/given me negative rep then that's fine, because the 'little trouble girl' moniker ain't going away with rep anyway. Bags of fish all round!!! __________________ If you lick someone in the ear does it get spelt 'aural' or 'oral'?
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01.24.2007, 11:37 AM	#16
jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	if you tell us which newspaper we might give you rep. __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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01.24.2007, 11:39 AM	#17
sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	I bet it's the Daily Sport. Shagalicious!
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01.24.2007, 11:41 AM	#18
jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	how long have you wanted to say that? __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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