[MellySingsDoom]

Here's one for the "you couldn't make it up" pile - well known Welshpool resident/fascist oaf Nick Griffin has now taken up doing his own cookery videos - the story be here: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk...e-9048565.html

There's so much facepalm on offer here it's untrue - see his description of the etymolgy of the word "curry", for example. And you have to laugh at his insistence of using "British White potatoes".

Anyway, what's he going to serve up next - Fash browns? Codreanu and chips? Eton Messerschmidt?

[MellySingsDoom]

Mods - could you get rid of the extra "The" in the thread title? Ta muchly.

[Genteel Death]

I couldn't eat any food that's been cooked by someone who looks like that unless I was unaware of who cooked it. Look at those eyes. He's consumed by so much hatred and he probably doesn't even eat a proper meal because he placates his blood-thirsty self with unhealthy doses of booze which in turn make him stuff his face with British-born crisps all day, certainly not Caucasian potatoes.

[MellySingsDoom]

Originally Posted by Genteel Death

I couldn't eat any food that's been cooked by someone who looks like that unless I was unaware of who cooked it. Look at those eyes. He's consumed by so much hatred and he probably doesn't even eat a proper meal because he placates his blood-thirsty self with unhealthy doses of booze which in turn make him stuff his face with British-born crisps all day, certainly not Caucasian potatoes.

^^^This. And also the fact that he spends all his time in Brussels eating and drinking his way through his MEP's expenses account, eating the distinctly un-English mussels and frites, and drinking plonk by the gallon (indigenous white wine only, though).

As for dietary habits, he's partial to a halal kebab or two - the BNP-friendly British "Democracy" Forum went into (hilarious) meltdown when this fact came about. So next time he whinges on about Islam, just remember that one. (See also former EDL leader chump "Tommy Robinson" and his hankering for halal Nando's in Luton).

As for his new-found catering "career", I don't think that the now-bankrupt Griffin will be giving UK chefs in general any sleepless nights at all...he's just a fash in a pan.

[Genteel Death]

Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

^^^This. And also the fact that he spends all his time in Brussels eating and drinking his way through his MEP's expenses account, eating the distinctly un-English mussels and frites, and drinking plonk by the gallon (indigenous white wine only, though).

Yeah, I bet he secretly belches in Dutch or something.

[MellySingsDoom]

Originally Posted by Genteel Death

Yeah, I bet he secretly belches in Dutch or something.

Talking of which, I bet he's partial to Dutch waffles as well...or more likely, Dutch Waffens.

[MellySingsDoom]

(Can't rep you by the way, Genteel Death - ah crap).

[stu666]

Melly! Great to see you back here. I will get rid of the extra the when I'm at a PC (I can't do it from my phone). Wish I could delete Nick Griffin too...

[MellySingsDoom]

Cheers Stu!

[SuchFriendsAreDangerous]

 

[MellySingsDoom]

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[MellySingsDoom]

Griffin's new cookery book - "Who Are The Meat-Tenderisers?"

[Toilet & Bowels]

This sort of made my day

[MellySingsDoom]

Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

This sort of made my day

Have you seen the video of him reading a Christmas story that's doing the rounds? I think watching that would give me the urge to clean myself with mind bleach.

[MellySingsDoom]

..and here's Farmer Griffin reading said story: http://youtu.be/jreITHdm6NY

[floatingslowly]

I liked The The; especially Soul Mining.

[MellySingsDoom]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

I liked The The; especially Soul Mining.

Don't you mean "Soul Heiling"?

[floatingslowly]

javohl, Herr Doom.

[MellySingsDoom]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

javohl, Herr Doom.

 

[SuchFriendsAreDangerous]

Originally Posted by SuchFriendsAreDangerous