03.26.2014, 05:45 PM | #1 |
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How's your nose?
I can't explain why my nose is so damaged and it hurts so much today. I must have done something to it I can't remember. Maybe I didn't clip my finger nails well enough and cut through the flesh near the bone while cleaning it . |
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03.26.2014, 06:03 PM | #2 |
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I once fucked someone up their nose.
But their nostrils were huge, so it didn't feel like much. |
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03.26.2014, 06:08 PM | #3 | |
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I wish this was true
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03.26.2014, 06:10 PM | #4 |
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It is. Jerk tried to say my junk was too small, but we all know that's bull.
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03.26.2014, 06:14 PM | #5 | |
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I am imagining this right now and it makes me so happy
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03.26.2014, 06:19 PM | #6 |
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Pictures or it must have been a toddler's nose.
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03.26.2014, 08:02 PM | #7 |
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Toddler? That's sick. Not sure what you're suggesting. I'm strictly an 18 and over nose-fucker.
And of course there are no pictures. Wouldn't want to cheapen the moment. |
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03.26.2014, 08:15 PM | #8 |
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i've always wanted to bust a nut in someones earhole. we should really measure our dicks and posts the results. add complaints and encouragements without a linear line to yr ego. no bragging and check yr self esteem here.
mines in between 6, 6 and a half. think i'll stick with the three devil holes and one slut. |
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03.26.2014, 08:29 PM | #9 | |
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03.26.2014, 08:40 PM | #10 |
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tha va j j is elastic and doesn't count.
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03.27.2014, 04:58 AM | #11 |
expwy. to yr skull
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I accidentally started giving my body parts names.
My nose is named 'Väterchen Franz' after a song about a drunk communist. |
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03.27.2014, 07:01 AM | #12 |
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^interesting....
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03.27.2014, 07:43 AM | #13 | |
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03.27.2014, 08:24 AM | #14 |
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I hate the rare pimple that grows inside the nostril. PAIN
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03.27.2014, 12:51 PM | #15 |
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dude was going inside his nostrils for like what seemed forever and then stuck the finds under his desk; whole class was alerted each time he started his procedure within few seconds.
however, noone ever looked under dude's desk. |
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