Five Minutes to Kill Yourself

atari 2600 · 03.29.2007, 08:05 PM

You're an office worker. You've had all you can stand and you can't stand it anymore; but you only have . . . Five Minutes to Kill (Yourself).
http://www.adultswim.com/games/fiveMinutes/index.html

atari 2600 · 03.30.2007, 09:11 AM

atari 2600 · 03.30.2007, 09:11 AM

atari 2600 · 03.30.2007, 09:12 AM

I won't reveal what finally did me in, but I had to play three times before I died successfully with only thirty-four seconds to spare.

nicfit · 03.30.2007, 09:23 AM

the shark did it.

screamingskull · 03.30.2007, 09:53 AM

i'd jump outta the window, it seems a lot simpler

A Thousand Threads · 03.30.2007, 10:11 AM

Killed myself successfully after the third try.

atari 2600 · 03.30.2007, 10:11 AM

Yeah, I don't think it lets you jump out windows or even through windows in the office...sorry.

It's a cute little game though.
Although, it would be better if one had a choice of whether or not to play with the green arrows that serve as the hints.

I know it's so much trouble to click the link...

atari 2600 · 03.30.2007, 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A Thousand Threads

Killed myself successfully after the third try.

Same here.

Third time's a charm.

atsonicpark · 03.30.2007, 10:22 AM

probably the best flash game ever?

A Thousand Threads · 03.30.2007, 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atsonicpark

probably the best flash game ever?

It´s a cool idea for a game but it get´s boring pretty fast.

At the moment I´m really addicted to this stupid game -
http://skijump.visitnorway.com/
I´m playing it for about 3weeks now and i´m already really good at it, but
how the hell is it possible to get 699 points?

and, yeah, I´m a nerd.

atari 2600 · 03.30.2007, 10:46 AM

the ikara cult · 03.30.2007, 10:46 AM

That almost cheered me up

SonikJesus · 03.31.2007, 01:51 AM

That was on the third time. I got 3:08 on my second. Do I get bootlegs, atari?

SynthethicalY · 03.31.2007, 02:15 AM

I died on my first try.

Dues · 03.31.2007, 04:02 AM

Died on the 2nd try "in just 02:51". My death wish is not to be challenged.

Trasher02 · 03.31.2007, 06:11 AM

Found the link on internet yesterday.
Can you do something on the 6th floor? I kinda got lost there.
PS 5 minutes is too short to try and kill yourself.(in a cool way all those scissors and shit are boring.)

atari 2600 · 03.31.2007, 08:35 AM

You guys are skunking my scores.

TCB...No dilly-dallying for you!

nicfit · 03.31.2007, 09:17 AM

I think that you can die faster if you stay on the same floor...now I'll go search some more death devices...

nicfit · 03.31.2007, 09:46 AM

03.29.2007, 08:05 PM	#1
atari 2600 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,213	You're an office worker. You've had all you can stand and you can't stand it anymore; but you only have . . . Five Minutes to Kill (Yourself). http://www.adultswim.com/games/fiveMinutes/index.html
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03.30.2007, 09:12 AM	#4
atari 2600 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,213	I won't reveal what finally did me in, but I had to play three times before I died successfully with only thirty-four seconds to spare.
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03.30.2007, 09:23 AM	#5
nicfit invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: banana boat Posts: 15,570	the shark did it. __________________ 11:11 11-11-11 I Ascended.
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03.30.2007, 09:53 AM	#6
screamingskull invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: england Posts: 5,580	i'd jump outta the window, it seems a lot simpler
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03.30.2007, 10:11 AM	#7
A Thousand Threads expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 2,000	Killed myself successfully after the third try.
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atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	probably the best flash game ever? __________________
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atari 2600 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,213
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the ikara cult invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London sink Posts: 4,576	That almost cheered me up
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03.31.2007, 01:51 AM	#14
SonikJesus the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 998	That was on the third time. I got 3:08 on my second. Do I get bootlegs, atari?
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03.31.2007, 02:15 AM	#15
SynthethicalY invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 7,408	I died on my first try.
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03.31.2007, 04:02 AM	#16
Dues little trouble girl Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 80	Died on the 2nd try "in just 02:51". My death wish is not to be challenged. __________________ The true test, after all, is to be like everyone else. Once that happens, he no longer has to question his singularity. He is free—not only of others, but of himself.
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03.31.2007, 06:11 AM	#17
Trasher02 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 6,356	Found the link on internet yesterday. Can you do something on the 6th floor? I kinda got lost there. PS 5 minutes is too short to try and kill yourself.(in a cool way all those scissors and shit are boring.) __________________ 666
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03.31.2007, 08:35 AM	#18
atari 2600 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,213	You guys are skunking my scores. TCB...No dilly-dallying for you!
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03.31.2007, 09:17 AM	#19
nicfit invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: banana boat Posts: 15,570	I think that you can die faster if you stay on the same floor...now I'll go search some more death devices... __________________ 11:11 11-11-11 I Ascended.
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03.31.2007, 09:46 AM	#20
nicfit invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: banana boat Posts: 15,570	__________________ 11:11 11-11-11 I Ascended.
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