[Alex's Trip]

I'm falling behind schedule! I was supposed to have half of my homework finished by today. There is still time, but I can't get myself to work. I keep doing something else, like post this.

[k-krack]

If You Don't Finish You Are Going To Yr Room With No Desert And Yr Going To Bed Immediately After Dinner! Like I Said, No Desert!

[Everyneurotic]

your are going to end up homeless and living under a bridge!!

...come to think of it, it doesn't sound that bad, keep doing what you are doing.

[atari 2600]

What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?

Did your parents have any children that lived?

Why you little maggot, you make me want to vomit! Get off your gold-brickin' ass!

Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit. Get the fuck off of my obstacle. Get the fuck down off of my obstacle. Now. Move it. I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world. I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo.

Get your fat ass up there! I'll bet if there was some pussy up there you would get up there, wouldn't you?

You little scumbag! I got your name, I got your ass! You will not laugh, you will not cry, you will learn by the numbers, I will teach you! Now get up off your face!

I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be sir. Do you maggots understand that?


Were you born a fat, slimy, scumbag puke pieca' shit Private Pyle, or did you have to work on it?

Private Pyle I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you!

I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.

Holy dog shit. Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?

Don't pull my fucking hand over there. I said choke yourself; now lean forward and choke yourself.


Andy was a Catholic
the ethic ran through his bones
He lived alone with his mother
collecting gossip and toys
Every Sunday when he went to Church
he'd kneel in his pew and say
It's work
all that matters is work
Andy said a lot of things
what I remember most he'd say
I've got to bring home the bacon
someone's got to bring home the roast
He'd get to the factory early
if you'd ask him he'd tell you straight out
It's work
No matter what I did it never seemed enough
he said I was lazy, I said I was young
He said, "How many songs did you write?"
I'd written zero, I'd lied and said, "Ten."
You won't be young forever
you should have written fifteen
It's work
You ought to make things big
people like it that way
And the songs with the dirty words
make sure your record them that way
Andy liked to stir up trouble
he was funny that way
He said, It's just work
Andy sat down to talk one day
he said decide what you want
Do you want to expand your parameters
or play museums like some dilettante
I fired him on the spot
he got red and called me a rat
It was the worst word that he could think of
and I've never seen him like that
It's work
I thought he said it's just work
Andy said a lot of things
I stored them all away in my head
Sometimes when I can't decide what I should do
I think what would Andy have said
He'd probably say you think too much
that's 'cause there's work that you don't want to do
It's work
the most important thing is work
It's work
the most important thing is work

[luxinterior]

Do you want a spanking?

[Alex's Trip]

My mom won't let me see Full Metal Jacket...

Can you believe that?

[acousticrock87]

Oh well.

Watch it at a friend's house.

[atari 2600]

That's a travesty.

[Alex's Trip]

Originally Posted by acousticrock87

Oh well.

Watch it at a friend's house.

I could probably watch it here and she wouldn't know. But I didn't really care enough to bother.

[alyasa]

Watching Full Metal Jacket could seriously depress you enough that you'd want to live under a bridge, homeless...