Woman in England proves it is actually possible to rip a guy's balls

Destroy Rock 'n' Roll · 06.14.2007, 10:07 AM

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/m...de/4253849.stm

Painful reading...

screamingskull · 06.14.2007, 10:11 AM

Quote:

She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

HA HA HA HA HA

king_buzzo · 06.14.2007, 10:22 AM

one word:

LOL

MellySingsDoom · 06.14.2007, 10:29 AM

She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person."

Yeah, right you are dear. Have this bowl of wonton soup on me. Will you require a spoon, or will you be using your mouth?

Destroy Rock 'n' Roll · 06.14.2007, 10:29 AM

Funny? Didn't it make you reach for your balls?

(the "That's yours" moment was funny, though)

HECKLER SPRAY · 06.14.2007, 10:43 AM

He has to change his balls now...
(Glad to see you again, Destroy

)

PAULYBEE2656 · 06.14.2007, 10:47 AM

A testicular cancer patient is admitted to the hospital for an orchiectomy to remove a cancerous testicle. When he wakes up the doctor tells him that he has good news and bad news.
Doctor: Which would you like to hear first?
Patient: The bad news.
Doctor: We accidentally removed both of your testicles.
Patient: What is the good news?
Doctor: You won't get prostate cancer.

!@#$%! · 06.14.2007, 10:55 AM

holy ass i get the willies reading that article.

horrible.

tesla69 · 06.14.2007, 11:04 AM

"She choked and spat it back into her hand before the friend grabbed it and gave it back to Mr Jones."

Now that is the definition of a true friend.

Danny Himself · 06.14.2007, 01:45 PM

Only in Liverpool..

jon boy · 06.15.2007, 12:48 PM

why would she try to swallow it though?

pbradley · 06.15.2007, 01:45 PM

"Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ."

Give her the chair!

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MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person." Yeah, right you are dear. Have this bowl of wonton soup on me. Will you require a spoon, or will you be using your mouth? __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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PAULYBEE2656 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: wexford, rep of ireland Posts: 6,930	A testicular cancer patient is admitted to the hospital for an orchiectomy to remove a cancerous testicle. When he wakes up the doctor tells him that he has good news and bad news. Doctor: Which would you like to hear first? Patient: The bad news. Doctor: We accidentally removed both of your testicles. Patient: What is the good news? Doctor: You won't get prostate cancer. __________________ myspace facebook *twitter*
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!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,648	holy ass i get the willies reading that article. horrible.
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06.14.2007, 11:04 AM	#9
tesla69 Banned Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: NYC Posts: 4,055	"She choked and spat it back into her hand before the friend grabbed it and gave it back to Mr Jones." Now that is the definition of a true friend.
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pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	"Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ." Give her the chair!
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