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this board.
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Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing |@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif |
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What is this thing with having a best of everything?Are we so shit that we can only appreciate things in black and white and miss out all the chromatics?What a drag.
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Porky, stop the drama, it's just killing time anyways.
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Reserch a few years ago found that this is supposedly the world's funniest joke:
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?" It later emerged that credit should be given to the once very mighty and now very dead Spike Milligan, since he wrote the joke (set in an English country house) for inclusion in an episode of The Goon Show where it was read by Michael Bentine and Peter Sellers: Bentine: I just came in and found him lying on the carpet there Sellers: Oh, is he dead? Bentine: I think so Sellers: Hadn't you better make sure? Bentine: Alright. Just a minute (Sound of two gun shots) Bentine: He's dead.
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The whole band or milla jovovich? Or you simply meant you're hot?
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Q, What do you call a chav in a box
A, Innit! Q, What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet? A, Sorted!
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What do you call a black man flying a plane?
A pilot you racist!! |
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You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Iain again.
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whats the difference between a tree and a house
a tree house!
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ah, yeah, I got the idea.
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I've posted it before, I suspect, but I'll tell you my personal favourite again:
A terrible flood is striking the nation, and after two days waters are reaching inland. At the priest's house, it's four foot deep, but an army rescue dinghy comes into view and offers to take the priest to safety. 'No' says the priest, 'God will save me, I will come to no harm'. The next day the waters are ten foot deep and the priest has gone up to the top floor. From his bedroom window he sees the same army dinghy doing another search. 'Leave me be - God will not desert me', he reiterates. Overnight, the flood intensifies and the priest is forced out of his bed and onto the roof of his house. Fortunately the army are doing their final patrol before things become too hazardous, and they beseech him to climb aboard. 'No, I say', quips the priest, 'My God will protect me, my faith is unshakeable'. The waters rise and the priest drowns. Admitted into heaven, he approaches God, tears running down his cheeks. 'I trusted you, my Lord, all through the flood I kept my faith. Yet you let me die in the waters. Why did you not move to save me?'. 'You knobhead', says God, 'I sent three dinghys!'.
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Mary and peter were gathered with a group of mourners near the foot of the cross upon which jesus was crucified. armed roman guards surrounded the cross to prevent anyone from getting close. As Peter and mary cried, they heard a voice coming from the cross. It was Jesus, weak with pain and hunger and dehydration, croaking, "Peeteerr... Peeeeterrrr."
Peter heard this and yelled, "yes my Lord, I am coming!" He rushed to the cross only to be beaten back by the guards. With renewed urgency, Jesus once again exclaimed, " PEETERRR....PEETERRRR." Peter heard this and crashed headlong into the roman guards, only to be beaten bloody and thrown back at mary's feet. One last time, with a maximum of effort, Jesus strained to cry, "PEEETERR!!!! PEEETERR!!!!" and Peter, with seemingly superhuman strength, managed to rush the guards and fight his way through, though badly wounded. As he crawled on his belly to the foot of the cross he shouted, "Yes Lord! I am Here! What do you want?" and Jesus lifted his tired head and said "Peeterrr...Peeter, I can see your house from here."
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I don't know about the world's best joke, but the biggest one is the war on terror.
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why i there no asprins in the jungle?
because the parrotsateemall....... respect to the league of gentlemen and who ever they stole that off? |
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