[ALIEN ANAL]

woo

weird though
i went most of the night with out talking to her, then i get really drunk, spew up and get into arguments with all these guys, so i walk off and pass out on a letter box

then later im woken up by a slap in the face and this girl telling me to get up

so i get up and she says that i can come for a walk with her if she wants.
we walk around for a bit and get water from maccas

we sit down on the side of a main road and i share my jacket with her to keep us warm..cops come and tell us to sit in the bus stop

then we sit for a bit and i ask to kiss her and she says yeh and we kiss ,we go bck to her place, make out in bed, get topless, dry hump a bit then fall asleep spooning

then today me and her lay in bed till 6, spooning and kissing and talking

[val-holla-ing]

did you brush your teeth or at least gargle before you kissed her?

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL

i ask to kiss her and she says yeh and we kiss

so, it's safe to say, she didn't see you "spew"?

(or at least make you take a breathmint)

[Savage Clone]

I was thinking the same thing, but I really don't want to know.

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by val-holla-ing

did you brush your teeth or at least gargle before you kissed her?

HI*5

[ALIEN ANAL]

i had already sorted that bit out
and i actually told her before hand that i had been sick earlier that night so we shouldnt kiss
then she said she didnt care and kissed me anyway, so i asked if it was fine and she said it was all good

[Toilet & Bowels]

now that you have achieved your goal of finding a girl, maybe your next task could be learning to use the past tense?

[ALIEN ANAL]

hey why dont you learn to shut the fuck up?

[SynthethicalY]

I thought you had sex. You guys could have gone to the bathroom, I know it is uncomfortable, but yeah, kind of fun.

[Savage Clone]

Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL

hey why dont you learn to shut the fuck up?

Excellent comeback.

[SynthethicalY]

Come on Chief Savage, don't be so brutal.

[ALIEN ANAL]

why would we go to the bathroom for? she had a perfectly good bed in her room

gee wizz its nice to snuggle

[SynthethicalY]

Nevermind, you are not the adventurous kind.

[atari 2600]

dfdhewiuo it's football sunday time for drinkin wayy too much
seducer's diary

I remember at my first keg party during my senior year in high school aftapassingout uand awhaking hup with a strange fiuurgirl //she pulle dm e and said no don't take him ,,and they did ,,,nathey put me in a lawn chair and hosed me down & locked mme up in a u-haul where i passed out some more...bunchahaterz

i remember going todowntown athens one day not expecting anyhting =other than relaxzing w/cig aftergoing to barnett's tobacco and newsstand. i meet this girl outsidemaybe she bunmmed a smoke can'trember buyt then a friend comes up who is a photographer and asks us if we are together and she says yesd= and says he wants to takeourpicture so we go to the top of the parking garage and kiss while he snaps photos and then i take her to lunch atthe mellow mushroom where cobain & stipe are having slices sort of a last repast and then she tells me she's passing through and i walk her tothe greyhoundbus station afterwards...don't remember her name byuutt she shhurwas fiiiiine...i was thinkin about this memory just today


i remember leaving downtown after bars with a ffriend and the girl he was with to get a ride home//we stopped at her place because i had some pot...then she says to my friend..congressman linder's son, to get lost because she "chooses me" and he gets real mad// hates me ever since// i usually never do suuch a thing takin friend;s girl, except it wasn't really his gf at all as it turns out he was just trying to pickherup and the lady chose me...besides she was a sorority chick and i'd never had one so we fuck and she gives me food and fuck in the shower and then in the bed the following morning she shows me some robert frost books of poems that the poet wrote special notes to her dad in...

anyway, just three that i can't even remember their names
i could go on like this for awhile
stream

like the time i had eye contact with this girl in a record store, remember this one's name.,.,.Aiyana P_ _ _ _ _ _, and i waited outside 'til she comes out and then ask her for coffee ..only we don't go for coffee instead straigh t back to her place and bust that virgin cherry ws this one's bf for awhile after that,,kinda just a bit oblkigated

then there's Christine C _ _ _ _ _ er who I was seeing while i was with gf J>A>W (whoi gavbe me bjs in public and fucked under buyshes at night on campus for fun) and C she always kept it cool...she becomes a stewardess and then is engaged to this french bartender guy L and days before the wedding we are at this bar with mutual friends having fishbowls and she starts to feel me up under the table and then we leave together

at same bar, Uptown Lounge, during roughly same time period a hottie from work jumps me also having fishbow lmargaritas and i leave with her to go to her place but make her drop me off instead at home with gf L...gf L also had a friend who she was in a lesbian relationship with and she encourages threesome
one time gf L was out of town and i was at a party and start making out with curte girl and then she gets up to go tell her friends we are leaving...i got scared and went across the street to pass out on a friend's floor

one time a friend's wife, friend's lst name is stonerand everyone calls him that, who is gorgeous takes me into a bathroom and starts to go wild on me but I stpped it

hs gf liked to give head while i was driving all the time
had a job as projectionist and we fucked in there all the time until we got caught once but i still kept the job

i could go on and on and may do that at a later time hope this is entertaining & nottoocrude but nfl is starting

[Anngella]

I totally stopped reading that after "aftapassingout."

[ALIEN ANAL]

Originally Posted by Anngella

I totally stopped reading that after "aftapassingout."

awesome but why?

Well done.

[Anngella]

Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL

awesome but why?

I'm too tired to decode posts of people who fail at typing.

Anywho, I'm glad you got some.

[king_buzzo]

well done!

[SynthethicalY]

You get a gold star.