Entertain me

truncated · 05.13.2006, 04:12 PM

I'm sick. I'm bored. My ass is making a permanent impression on the chair. I can't go out. Today's posting quality is not up to par.

Post some interesting factoids and/or comments here for my reading pleasure, I implore you.

HaydenAsche · 05.13.2006, 04:12 PM

I gained 10 lbs.

screamingskull · 05.13.2006, 04:13 PM

Savage Clone · 05.13.2006, 04:14 PM

http://www.jazzhorse.com

trance feeeedback · 05.13.2006, 04:15 PM

hmmmm....yet another thread that supports what I said about truncated in the "Favorite and least Favorite board members?" thread

marleypumpkin · 05.13.2006, 04:19 PM

I have recorded a new track. That's all I got to offer. If you want to listen let me know. To be truthful, it's nothing spectactular, but it's a new style of recording for me. So, I was "entetained" while making this track.

Savage Clone · 05.13.2006, 04:22 PM

From another board; interview questions for the "Stairway To Heaven" guitar solo:

Q: How long are you?
A: About 45 seconds.

Q: What are some of the techniques that you employ?
A: Basically all of the good ones. Hammer-ons. Pull-offs. Long, sustained note bends. A brief turn from the Dorian mode into the Aeolian. Triplets.

Q: Do people ever mistake you for other guitar solos?
A: Yes. "All Along the Watchtower" and "Layla," both of which are both sort of plausible, but come on. You don't have to "listen very hard." I'm "Stairway."

Q: What about "Don't Fear the Reaper"?
A: (appalled) God, no.

Q: Are you religious?
A: Some people say Satan helped make me, which would explain a lot, like why I've always felt comfortable around runes, incantations, robes, and moonlight, and why I tricked some confused kids into killing their parents. I do know that I was restless and the 1980s were a crazy time for all of us.

Q: Is it true that you and the intro to "Stairway to Heaven" haven't spoken in nearly 30 years?
A: We are both pretty popular, so everybody's always expected us to be best buddies, but we come from very different worlds. He is slow; I am fast. He is acoustic finger style; I am electric. He's always thought that I'm jealous of him, because he's slightly—and I emphasize slightly—more famous than I am. And you know what? He may be right. But everybody's got a position to play in the greatest rock 'n' roll song of all time. One of us leads off and one of us bats cleanup. One of us is delicate; one of us is more aggressive. More accurately, one of us is the sound of hobbits playing hide the cudgel and one of us is the clarion call of rock 'n' roll's everlasting triumph.

Also, one of us comes down with a bad case of the falsetto jackass, and one of us doesn't.

Q: Any plans to settle down?
A: You've heard the song, right? Heard it a thousand times? I'm a guitar solo.

(subdued) I rock on.

(with gathering intensity) As I've always rocked.

Alone!

Q: (air guitar)
A: (triumphantly) Alone! Alone! Alone! Alone! Alone! Alone! Alone! Alone! Alone!

Trasher02 · 05.13.2006, 04:22 PM

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/302677

have fun

truncated · 05.13.2006, 04:32 PM

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Savage Clone again.

truncated · 05.13.2006, 04:32 PM

Looks fun Skater-boy, but the whole point is for my entertainment to require little to no effort on my part. Games are out of the question.

truncated · 05.13.2006, 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trance feeeedback

hmmmm....yet another thread that supports what I said about truncated in the "Favorite and least Favorite board members?" thread

My thread topics may, by all outward appearances, seem asinine and empty-headed. However, they are carefully chosen for the brilliant posts they eventually elicit from other board members. Really, it's all an elaborate, ingenius strategy.

You'll thank me later.

Savage Clone · 05.13.2006, 04:38 PM

Urban Exploration sites (this was a big activity for me in the past, and I still get the urge to do it):

http://www.darkpassage.com.
http://www.actionsquad.org

trance feeeedback · 05.13.2006, 04:40 PM

watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdTOUnCZ41s you will be amazed.

Trasher02 · 05.13.2006, 04:42 PM

Watch a nice cartoonby Disney about Hitler
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/302677
Or donald and his asian friends
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFUQ7AgvgJU

Pablitzen · 05.13.2006, 04:55 PM

check:

www.bored.com

or the new Fender Dressing Room (Former Jazzmaster Dressing Room)

http://asphaltlove.5000megs.com/

noumenal · 05.13.2006, 05:10 PM

Let's all read the same book and then talk about it! I just started this book:

http://www.libraries.psu.edu/nabokov/ada/index.htm

You can read it online! With annotations! I'm on chapter 3! I have the paperback but I like the annotations because I'm stupid!

Everyneurotic · 05.13.2006, 05:14 PM

gimme 5 ping pong balls and a vietnamiese girl and i can entertain you for days.

truncated · 05.13.2006, 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by noumenal

Let's all read the same book and then talk about it! I just started this book:

http://www.libraries.psu.edu/nabokov/ada/index.htm

You can read it online! With annotations! I'm on chapter 3! I have the paperback but I like the annotations because I'm stupid!

I actually had that same thought noumenal, but...well, it's the SY board.

Plus I'm in the middle of Perfume, thanks to h8kurdt.

!@#$%! · 05.13.2006, 05:47 PM

when you finish making the impression of your ass on that chair please cast a mold & ship it over -- im bored too & need some new toys

truncated · 05.13.2006, 06:01 PM

Go on the website and order it like everyone else.

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trance feeeedback children of satan Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Sun Ra's place on Saturn Posts: 359	hmmmm....yet another thread that supports what I said about truncated in the "*Favorite and least Favorite board members?"* thread __________________ "If by noise you mean uncomfortable sound, then pop music is noise to me."-Masami Akita "sound is god"-Ravi Shankar. FREE TIBET!
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marleypumpkin invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Knoxville, TN Posts: 3,193	I have recorded a new track. That's all I got to offer. If you want to listen let me know. To be truthful, it's nothing spectactular, but it's a new style of recording for me. So, I was "entetained" while making this track. __________________ "It takes 2 fingers to make the peace sign. Just like it takes 2 people to make love. When you go like this , you're jerking off." -George Carlin
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Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,290	From another board; interview questions for the "Stairway To Heaven" guitar solo: Q: How long are you? A: About 45 seconds. Q: What are some of the techniques that you employ? A: Basically all of the good ones. Hammer-ons. Pull-offs. Long, sustained note bends. A brief turn from the Dorian mode into the Aeolian. Triplets. Q: Do people ever mistake you for other guitar solos? A: Yes. "All Along the Watchtower" and "Layla," both of which are both sort of plausible, but come on. You don't have to "listen very hard." I'm "Stairway." Q: What about "Don't Fear the Reaper"? A: (appalled) God, no. Q: Are you religious? A: Some people say Satan helped make me, which would explain a lot, like why I've always felt comfortable around runes, incantations, robes, and moonlight, and why I tricked some confused kids into killing their parents. I do know that I was restless and the 1980s were a crazy time for all of us. Q: Is it true that you and the intro to "Stairway to Heaven" haven't spoken in nearly 30 years? A: We are both pretty popular, so everybody's always expected us to be best buddies, but we come from very different worlds. He is slow; I am fast. He is acoustic finger style; I am electric. He's always thought that I'm jealous of him, because he's slightly—and I emphasize slightly—more famous than I am. And you know what? He may be right. But everybody's got a position to play in the greatest rock 'n' roll song of all time. One of us leads off and one of us bats cleanup. One of us is delicate; one of us is more aggressive. More accurately, one of us is the sound of hobbits playing hide the cudgel and one of us is the clarion call of rock 'n' roll's everlasting triumph. Also, one of us comes down with a bad case of the falsetto jackass, and one of us doesn't. Q: Any plans to settle down? A: You've heard the song, right? Heard it a thousand times? I'm a guitar solo. (subdued) I rock on. (with gathering intensity) As I've always rocked. Alone! Q: (air guitar) A: (triumphantly) Alone! Alone! Alone! Alone! Alone! Alone! Alone! Alone! Alone!
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Trasher02 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 6,356	http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/302677 have fun __________________ 666
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Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,290	Urban Exploration sites (this was a big activity for me in the past, and I still get the urge to do it): http://www.darkpassage.com. http://www.actionsquad.org
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trance feeeedback children of satan Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Sun Ra's place on Saturn Posts: 359	watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdTOUnCZ41s you will be amazed. __________________ "If by noise you mean uncomfortable sound, then pop music is noise to me."-Masami Akita "sound is god"-Ravi Shankar. FREE TIBET!
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Trasher02 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 6,356	Watch a nice cartoonby Disney about Hitler http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/302677 Or donald and his asian friends http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFUQ7AgvgJU __________________ 666
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Pablitzen the destroyed room Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Santiago, Chile Posts: 627	check: www.bored.com or the new Fender Dressing Room (Former Jazzmaster Dressing Room) http://asphaltlove.5000megs.com/ __________________ The guitar guy played real good feedback and super sounding riffs... Pabst blitzer!
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noumenal expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,855	Let's all read the same book and then talk about it! I just started this book: http://www.libraries.psu.edu/nabokov/ada/index.htm You can read it online! With annotations! I'm on chapter 3! I have the paperback but I like the annotations because I'm stupid!
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Everyneurotic invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 15,713	gimme 5 ping pong balls and a vietnamiese girl and i can entertain you for days. __________________ Richard Clayderman found alive and still bland! Repo Man has all night! Photographic evidence of Monosodic's existance! New Kiddieriot shit after all! Never too late to share fave rex from the year before! David Keenan is a douchebag! Ron Asheton missed!
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!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,648	when you finish making the impression of your ass on that chair please cast a mold & ship it over -- im bored too & need some new toys
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truncated invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 3,607	Go on the website and order it like everyone else.
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