The Bible Is Repulsive...

avantgarde1 · 11.30.2007, 10:28 PM

says this video: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=vkXOwBIRX7Y
it's pretty acurate... though i think it proves it to be more hypocrytical than repulsive. and shows the conflict between the laws of "man" and the laws of "god". but penn & teller still did it better.

!@#$%! · 11.30.2007, 10:39 PM

ha ha ha. applause, applause.

SynthethicalY · 11.30.2007, 10:45 PM

This website is did not get the memo.

avantgarde1 · 11.30.2007, 11:54 PM

"jesus, please save me from yr followers"

Anngella · 11.30.2007, 11:56 PM

The sky is blue. What else is new. I have a shoe. I like Peru. My Friend Goo. Foo Foo. Deja vu. Etc.

Torn Curtain · 12.01.2007, 06:47 AM

I'm an Atheist, but that "demonstration" is absurd as things are completely taken out of context. That's the contrary of an analysis.

atsonicpark · 12.01.2007, 08:38 AM

uh, yeah, I'm agnostic, so I can safely say: there's nothing wrong with the Bible. it's just a book that people worshipped in a society we know nothing about. It's like people in 500 years getting some kind of spiritual message from a fucking t-shirt I wore today. It's a book meant for a civilization and it probably doesn't have much of a place today...

..except of course, it does teach important and valuable lessons. If you take it seriously, it teaches basic human concepts of right and wrong. It goes a bit beyond that, of course, but I think some people need the Bible, some people need religion -- and the Bible isn't a bad book or a bad read by any means (I've read it twice all the way through).

Remember that the Bible isn't repulsive, people are repulsive, and people can make the Bible repulsive. Poisoning the water and all that shit.

!@#$%! · 12.01.2007, 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Torn Curtain

I'm an Atheist, but that "demonstration" is absurd as things are completely taken out of context. That's the contrary of an analysis.

yes but you're taking the video itself completely out of context.

you see, the context of this video is not of a reasoned theology that sees the bible as a symbolic reading like you would learn, say, in catholic school.

the context of this video is: american yahoos who believe LITERALLY in every word of the bible. like 144.000 people will be saved at the end of the world and everybody else will burn in hell. they believe that because it LITERALLY says so.

it's so pervasive, this ridiculous question even makes it into presidential debates. as a french citizen, this may look pathetically ridiculous to you, and it's true it is, but behold:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnNydtwOaWU

giuliani, a catholic, gives what is for me a rational answer. but notice how the other person weasels out-- giuliani is "too liberal". huckabee picks and chooses.

however, look at this fucking weasel again on a religious question:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5EBmZh7sMo

anyway, check this out:
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/09/24/literal_truth/

you see what we're dealing with, here? for those clowns, this video is the right answer.

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark

uh, yeah, I'm agnostic, so I can safely say: there's nothing wrong with the Bible.

yadda yadda

Remember that the Bible isn't repulsive, people are repulsive, and people can make the Bible repulsive. Poisoning the water and all that shit.

you too are missing the point. it's a JOKE. with a point. but it's not meant as a work of philosophy.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 12.01.2007, 10:28 AM

Yawn. The whole Christian/Atheist fight on the internet is so fucking annoying.

!@#$%! · 12.01.2007, 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead

Yawn. The whole Christian/Atheist fight on the internet is so fucking annoying.

nah... it's hilarious! .

davenotdead · 12.01.2007, 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atsonicpark

uh, yeah, I'm agnostic, so I can safely say: there's nothing wrong with the Bible. it's just a book that people worshipped in a society we know nothing about. It's like people in 500 years getting some kind of spiritual message from a fucking t-shirt I wore today. It's a book meant for a civilization and it probably doesn't have much of a place today...

..except of course, it does teach important and valuable lessons. If you take it seriously, it teaches basic human concepts of right and wrong. It goes a bit beyond that, of course, but I think some people need the Bible, some people need religion -- and the Bible isn't a bad book or a bad read by any means (I've read it twice all the way through).

Remember that the Bible isn't repulsive, people are repulsive, and people can make the Bible repulsive. Poisoning the water and all that shit.

this is actually a pretty good post

atsonicpark · 12.01.2007, 07:57 PM

i try.

PAULYBEE2656 · 12.02.2007, 10:04 AM

PAULYBEE2656 · 12.02.2007, 10:18 AM

some divine intervention caused all the lyrics to be linked to here... dunno why... check the last line tho... excellent!

Glice · 12.02.2007, 11:41 AM

I am annoyed by this link. It is bad.

I am annoyed by Christians. They are often bad.

Generally speaking, I am most annoyed by the litany of people who feel themselves intelligent by using their 'proofs' against Christianity (or religion in general). Stupid Christians don't care. Intelligent Christians are above it. Bitfatmeh.

11.30.2007, 10:28 PM	#1
avantgarde1 the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 968	says this video: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=vkXOwBIRX7Y it's pretty acurate... though i think it proves it to be more hypocrytical than repulsive. and shows the conflict between the laws of "man" and the laws of "god". but penn & teller still did it better. __________________ aka ZEROpumpkins
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11.30.2007, 10:39 PM	#2
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,648	ha ha ha. applause, applause.
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SynthethicalY invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 7,408	This website is did not get the memo.
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avantgarde1 the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 968	"jesus, please save me from yr followers" __________________ aka ZEROpumpkins
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Anngella expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Vagina Posts: 1,900	The sky is blue. What else is new. I have a shoe. I like Peru. My Friend Goo. Foo Foo. Deja vu. Etc. __________________ FLICKR http://slouchingsunflowers.tumblr.com/
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12.01.2007, 06:47 AM	#6
Torn Curtain invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: France Posts: 7,997	I'm an Atheist, but that "demonstration" is absurd as things are completely taken out of context. That's the contrary of an analysis.
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12.01.2007, 08:38 AM	#7
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	uh, yeah, I'm agnostic, so I can safely say: there's nothing wrong with the Bible. it's just a book that people worshipped in a society we know nothing about. It's like people in 500 years getting some kind of spiritual message from a fucking t-shirt I wore today. It's a book meant for a civilization and it probably doesn't have much of a place today... ..except of course, it does teach important and valuable lessons. If you take it seriously, it teaches basic human concepts of right and wrong. It goes a bit beyond that, of course, but I think some people need the Bible, some people need religion -- and the Bible isn't a bad book or a bad read by any means (I've read it twice all the way through). Remember that the Bible isn't repulsive, people are repulsive, and people can make the Bible repulsive. Poisoning the water and all that shit. __________________
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12.01.2007, 10:28 AM	#9
SpectralJulianIsNotDead invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,409	Yawn. The whole Christian/Atheist fight on the internet is so fucking annoying.
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12.01.2007, 07:57 PM	#12
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	i try. __________________
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PAULYBEE2656 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: wexford, rep of ireland Posts: 6,930	some divine intervention caused all the lyrics to be linked to here... dunno why... check the last line tho... excellent! __________________ myspace facebook *twitter*
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