help me, you fuckers

Cantankerous · 09.30.2006, 06:43 PM

what the fuck are you supposed to wear to a wedding reception?

Cantankerous · 09.30.2006, 06:59 PM

thank you. you've all been very helpful to me.

finding nobody · 09.30.2006, 07:00 PM

a dress?

Cantankerous · 09.30.2006, 07:05 PM

dear lord, no, i'm not wearing pastels.

would it be socially inept of me to wear a black silk/satin slip dress with lace at the edges?

toxic johnny · 09.30.2006, 07:07 PM

Dear God no... it has to be pastel shades and very conventional and straight apparel... not your bag I'm guessing?...

Cantankerous · 09.30.2006, 07:10 PM

well it's not the actual wedding, it's just the party/reception. i have a huge assortment of things i could actually wear although none of them are seemingly formal enough to wear to a wedding party.

toxic johnny · 09.30.2006, 07:12 PM

Well if it's not the actual wedding... wear what the fuck what you want... not that I'm an expert... but express yourself and have a good time...it's not all about the bride and groom.

Cantankerous · 09.30.2006, 07:15 PM

yeah. fuck them.

i'm sure i will have a decent time for there will be lots of free booze.

toxic johnny · 09.30.2006, 07:17 PM

Just go and enjoy it... even if it's against your will...

Cantankerous · 09.30.2006, 07:19 PM

i'm sure by the end of the night i will have either made a spectacle of myself, as i usually do, or have moved to another party in which case it won't matter what i have on.

toxic johnny · 09.30.2006, 07:23 PM

I'm sure moving on to another party will be the best plan... always wise to avoid the drunken uncle making a fool of himself...

Everyneurotic · 09.30.2006, 07:26 PM

going with nothing on is considered of poor taste since you may take the attention away from the marrying couple.

just remember that and you'll be fine.

terminal pharmacy · 09.30.2006, 07:47 PM

go the black satin slip dress, in australia it is acceptable so why not where you are

Cantankerous · 10.01.2006, 02:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Kegmama

Cantanky- you need a stylist or something;

i know! i have fucking great style, not to toot my own horn or anything, but i need direction in terms of specific events because i have so many clothes and i am kind of inept so i don't know what to wear to anything.

i did end up wearing the black slip and nobody made any comments or anything and i didn't get too loaded or make an ass of myself and it was kind of boring although my prescence was kind of obligatory.

Quote:

and you are becoming predictable! Something I never expected of you girl! I miss the shock factor.

i'm not really a shocking kind of person, though. i don't intentionally play it safe but i'm not intentionally outlandish either.

alyasa · 10.01.2006, 10:33 PM

You need to look like truncated.

She knows.

Cantankerous · 10.01.2006, 11:36 PM

i have a feeling that truncy and i share no common ground when it comes to our taste in clothes.

king_buzzo · 10.02.2006, 06:19 AM

like a purple dress or something

Cantankerous · 10.02.2006, 03:43 PM

it's a bit late for that seeing it was two days ago.

atari 2600 · 10.02.2006, 03:47 PM

atari 2600 · 10.02.2006, 03:49 PM

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toxic johnny expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London Posts: 1,657	Dear God no... it has to be pastel shades and very conventional and straight apparel... not your bag I'm guessing?... __________________ Built Toxic J Tough Optic Disc
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toxic johnny expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London Posts: 1,657	Well if it's not the actual wedding... wear what the fuck what you want... not that I'm an expert... but express yourself and have a good time...it's not all about the bride and groom. __________________ Built Toxic J Tough Optic Disc
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