Fuck all Tom Jones fans!

porkmarras · 05.25.2006, 02:46 PM

I really have to get this off my chest because i know there are quite a few of you on this board who have a passion for this sorry excuse for a sexy crooner.Sex Bomb?You must be fucking kidding pal!

Iain · 05.25.2006, 02:50 PM

Really? I hate Tom Jones. He's rubbish.

Glice · 05.25.2006, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by porkmarras

I really have to get this off my chest because i know there are quite a few on this board who have a passion for this sorry excuse for a sexy crooner.Sex Bomb?You must be fucking kidding pal!

FUCK YOU MAN!!!!

Tom Jones RULEZZZZZZ!!!!!

TOM JONES FOR LIFE!!!!!!!!

[in spite of the fact that he appears to be turning into a cross between an orange and a canyon with a shit beard these days]

Signpost · 05.25.2006, 03:22 PM

boring old fart

porkmarras · 05.25.2006, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Glice

FUCK YOU MAN!!!!

Tom Jones RULEZZZZZZ!!!!!

TOM JONES FOR LIFE!!!!!!!!

[in spite of the fact that he appears to be turning into a cross between an orange and a canyon with a shit beard these days]

Yeah right,next you'll be telling me that Shirley Bassey is a seminal entertainer honey!

Pax Americana · 05.25.2006, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by porkmarras

I really have to get this off my chest because i know there are quite a few of you on this board who have a passion for this sorry excuse for a sexy crooner.Sex Bomb?You must be fucking kidding pal!

Agreed.

porkmarras · 05.25.2006, 03:50 PM

Hey it was only a joke though.I have no particular beef with Tom Jones at all you silly retards!

Iain · 05.25.2006, 05:15 PM

I realised it was a joke when I saw the "Fuck Radiohead Fans" thread. But I standby my post. I think he's a cock and his music is almost entirely shit.

Washing Machine · 05.25.2006, 05:46 PM

I'm from Wales the birth place of Tom Jones! For some reason nobody here has bad word to say about him. Personally However I think his music is dreadful and he stands as the perfect example of how not to age. His music was always on the weak side but recently (from reload album onwards) his music and aspirations to being hip has become laughable!!! Look how SY does it without ever trying or giving a shit...Sir Jones has a lot to learn!

Hannah · 05.25.2006, 05:53 PM

His last album was ok but I prefer his more experimental stuff.

finding nobody · 05.25.2006, 06:23 PM

the dude just cracks me up

Glice · 05.25.2006, 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Hannah

His last album was ok but I prefer his more experimental stuff.

Yeah, whatever. I have his first album on chocolate. Not chocolate coloured vinyl, actual chocolate that you hold to your ears and you can hear Tom saying some words IN WELSH. I hate all you newbie Jones fans who're all like, "Ooh, I've got his really early stuff". Well, where were you in Swansea shit and ducket pub at his first gig at the turn of the century? Eh? Eh?

Wales produced Datblygu. You all must a'listen them.

sonicl · 05.26.2006, 01:25 AM

You've clearly never heard his collaboration with Prick Decay, released in a limited edition of 18 on Choclate Monk. I though that was what Glice was referring to, but this one was lathe cut into a loaf of lava (have I spelt that right?) bread. It's a fantastic peice of conceptual art in that the sound has modified as the bread has gone stale and then mouldy. I'd put up an MP3 but it's so microtonal you'd never hear it.

terminal pharmacy · 05.26.2006, 03:45 AM

i like his noise ablum "someone kill me now before my pickled orange head explodes in violent colours of mauve"

fishmonkey · 05.26.2006, 04:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Diesel

pussy cat pussy cat can't you see.......
whats up pussy cat whoa oh whoa a whoa oh!

ya

ha ha as i was reading this i was singing it in my head, Diesel - you are priceless man.

Glice · 05.26.2006, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by sonicl

You've clearly never heard his collaboration with Prick Decay, released in a limited edition of 18 on Choclate Monk. I though that was what Glice was referring to, but this one was lathe cut into a loaf of lava (have I spelt that right?) bread. It's a fantastic peice of conceptual art in that the sound has modified as the bread has gone stale and then mouldy. I'd put up an MP3 but it's so microtonal you'd never hear it.

Yeah, I have that one. You know they didn't another limited edition on air? They only made it as a promo to the real fans. I have to keep it in a special 'fictional humidor' which has to be suspended, very very carefully from a spiders broken asshole, turned inside out, and delicately thread upwards into a space chamber I made on the moon. But I doubt you'd have that, not being a real fan and all.

porkmarras · 05.26.2006, 02:40 PM

I knew of the existence of a very limited promo e.p. of Tom singing in welsh on top of a cacophonic piece of singing dolphins played by Bradford Bahamas but i've never managed to get my hands on it.They told me it's on ''Get your hands off my mouse records'' at my local record shop but they don't have it.Damn it!

Toilet & Bowels · 05.26.2006, 06:16 PM

oh come on. how can you deny the pleasures of It's Not Unusual?

It's not unusual to da-da da-dada dadada
it's not unusual to go out at any time
but when i see you out and about it's such a crime!

IT'S NOT UNUSUAL TO SEE ME CRY!
SOMETHINGSOMETHING FIND OUT I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU!
AWAWAAWAAAOOOOO!

Iain · 05.26.2006, 06:22 PM

Might have been ok if it wasn't sung by Tom cunting Jones.

Toilet & Bowels · 05.26.2006, 06:36 PM

after hearing coming from his bellowing lungs i can't imagine anyone else singing it.

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porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	I really have to get this off my chest because i know there are quite a few of you on this board who have a passion for this sorry excuse for a sexy crooner.Sex Bomb?You must be fucking kidding pal! __________________
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Iain invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 2,544	I realised it was a joke when I saw the "Fuck Radiohead Fans" thread. But I standby my post. I think he's a cock and his music is almost entirely shit.
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Washing Machine expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Cardiff, Spiderland Posts: 1,465	I'm from Wales the birth place of Tom Jones! For some reason nobody here has bad word to say about him. Personally However I think his music is dreadful and he stands as the perfect example of how not to age. His music was always on the weak side but recently (from reload album onwards) his music and aspirations to being hip has become laughable!!! Look how SY does it without ever trying or giving a shit...Sir Jones has a lot to learn!
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Hannah little trouble girl Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dorset, England. Posts: 82	His last album was ok but I prefer his more experimental stuff.
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finding nobody invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Florida Posts: 7,275	the dude just cracks me up
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sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	You've clearly never heard his collaboration with Prick Decay, released in a limited edition of 18 on Choclate Monk. I though that was what Glice was referring to, but this one was lathe cut into a loaf of lava (have I spelt that right?) bread. It's a fantastic peice of conceptual art in that the sound has modified as the bread has gone stale and then mouldy. I'd put up an MP3 but it's so microtonal you'd never hear it. __________________
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terminal pharmacy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 3,358	i like his noise ablum "someone kill me now before my pickled orange head explodes in violent colours of mauve"
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05.26.2006, 02:40 PM	#17
porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	I knew of the existence of a very limited promo e.p. of Tom singing in welsh on top of a cacophonic piece of singing dolphins played by Bradford Bahamas but i've never managed to get my hands on it.They told me it's on ''Get your hands off my mouse records'' at my local record shop but they don't have it.Damn it! __________________
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Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 12,282	oh come on. how can you deny the pleasures of It's Not Unusual? It's not unusual to da-da da-dada dadada it's not unusual to go out at any time but when i see you out and about it's such a crime! IT'S NOT UNUSUAL TO SEE ME CRY! SOMETHINGSOMETHING FIND OUT I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU! AWAWAAWAAAOOOOO!
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Iain invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 2,544	Might have been ok if it wasn't sung by Tom cunting Jones.
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05.26.2006, 06:36 PM	#20
Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 12,282	after hearing coming from his bellowing lungs i can't imagine anyone else singing it.
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