[finding nobody]

I've been getting these weird poem/short story type emails. It's pretty strange. Here's a couple of them

Date: Thu, 9 Nov 2006 21:24:04 +0900 From:
To:itainteasybeinweezy@yahoo.com Subject: panties
when you were sitting in Hebrew class and saw the poster advertising flight lessons.
I was appalled at the price tag and didn't have any suggestions other than it would be far less expensive for his son to take private lessons.
I felt as though your words were my words. There may have been flight schools, but if there were, I didn't know about them and I doubt they were anything like the expansive flight schools of today even if they did exist. I felt as though your words were my words.
when you were sitting in Hebrew class and saw the poster advertising flight lessons. There is also a photo of the Salton Sea and Lake Havasu City. There is also a photo of the Salton Sea and Lake Havasu City. The photos posted there were taken by Ron, one of Al The Web Guy's sons, but more photos are welcome.
and then I read "The World At My Feet".
In fact, she did two somethings I would do. The one exception was an airline in India, but the conditions were just not ones I could consider.
I felt as though your words were my words. The second reason is that her example absolutely may be an inspiration to others whether or not becoming a professional pilot is their goal.
and then I read "The World At My Feet". when you were sitting in Hebrew class and saw the poster advertising flight lessons.
Courtney did make an attempt at going this route but it just wasn't going to get her where she was going in a timely fashion.
I am twenty four years old and I was born with a passion for traveling. There is also a photo of the Salton Sea and Lake Havasu City.
Would she get it from her parents? These flight schools will assist in obtaining a student loan. If Courtney had asked for a regular loan at her bank I feel quite certain she would have been denied.
" That wasn't the case at all, however.
I'll continue to post new questions, but also at a rate of one every two weeks so I don't get bogged down.
If Courtney had asked for a regular loan at her bank I feel quite certain she would have been denied.
That is exactly how I felt as I read your book.
This link will take you to all the latest additions in this particular Album.
and then I read "The World At My Feet".
She wanted a plan with a beginning, a middle and an end resulting in her flying professionally in a reasonable amount of time.
However, a student loan is something else entirely and it just never occurred to me one could be had for the purpose of learning to fly, but it can, and she went and got the loan she needed.
The cover of my book The World At My Fee tis unmistakably upbeat and she reached for it on her bookshelf at home. A true pilot at heart.

Date: Sun, 12 Nov 2006 16:26:11 -0600 From:
To:
Subject: new moon custodian
A selection of characters go through dramatic, personal events, often with profound changes as the result.
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The path will lead you into new friendships and perhaps make deadly enemies.
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Having joined a club, characters decide now is time for a change in their lives. You sir, are a charlatan. Let's send him a thousand readers so he thinks he's cool.
What about independent and corporate publishers? Since I've never been to Canada, hopefully someone out there can give me an idea of what the roleplaying scene is like! This sort of thing usually ends in a punch up but who knows, maybe it'll be different this time.
This has rules, has some background and real lame character sheet. The game uses a unique limited-resource die pool system, which leads to heightening tension and excitement as the players must maximize their assets to be the last man standing. Brave the wild seas, brutal challenges and vicious Pixie raiders, all for three gifts to please Her Most Radiant Majesty!
See how one Long Island town decided to more from traditional seawall materials to more modern alternatives.
An RPG of precognitive military operatives with mechanic that focuses more on the degree of success than typical target-number systems.
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I really dont understand. I even tried to email one of these dudes back before. I asked Is there any reason you keep sending me this stuff?
And I never got a reply..


I must admit, the passages are interesting

[luxinterior]

I like how the subject is "panties".

[HaydenAsche]

These are wonderful.

WHY ISN'T HE EMAILING ME?

[finding nobody]

From:"Louisa Stahl" <buissondrlr@heliantis.fr>
Subject: 'Ello, 'ello, 'ello, what have we got here, Fishfloatthrough

They were all still wondering what to do next, when Lucy said, "Look! There's a robin, with such a red breast. It's the first bird I've seen here. I say!.I wonder can birds talk in Narnia? It almost looks as if it wanted to say something to us." Then she turned to the Robin and said, "Please, can you tell us where Tumnus the Faun has been taken to?" As she said this she took a step towards the bird. It at once flew away but only as far as to the next tree. There it perched and looked at them very hard as if it understood all they had been saying. Almost without noticing that they had done so, the four children went a step or two nearer to it. At this the Robin flew away again to the next tree and once more looked at them very hard. (You couldn't have found a robin with a redder chest or a brighter eye.)

My theory is that one crazy poet found my email some how and passed that shit out like halloween candy.
Hayden, send this crazy cat an email and maybe, just maybe you'll be lucky enough.

[HaydenAsche]

HAHAHAHA.

Look! There's a robin, with such a red breast.

Best thing I've read all night.

[Trasher02]

That is some awesome spam.

[Danny Himself]

The first one sounds like something Lee would put into an hour-long noise and spoken word track.

[Daycare Nation]

I get spam like that at work...The first part usually has stock market tips, then the second part is a little excerpt from The Hobbit. Sometimes it has little nonsense stories like the one above.

[schizophrenicroom]

a lot of those are actually used as start-offs for alternate reality games. i used to hang out on an arg forum, and some guy was emailed a bunch of passport photos and weird crap. my dorkiness aside, those are funny. i get a lot of nigerian lottery shit.

[king_buzzo]

i usually get porn spam and chain mail...

[stenson]

Originally Posted by king_buzzo

i usually get porn spam and chain mail...

I always told them that Viagra wasn't the way to go but they really never listened.

[atari 2600]

Originally Posted by finding nobody

I've been getting these weird poem/short story type emails. It's pretty strange. Here's a couple of them

I've been getting these weird stock/investor tip alerts for awhile now. This has stock advice at the bottom that will not copy and paste, and I don't feel like doing a screenshot right now. It also came with a .gif attachment that I'm not going to open (even on a Mac).

Here's one from Ester Foster entitled "Breaking the limits":

within the country, complicate brigade and battalion report states, and about 3,000 Iraqi ability of the United States to influenceMany units are "under significant strain" aAlthough U.S. troops have received adequate chaos could trigger the collapse of
Officers said the couple used a mapfreezing in lower elevations. The weatherAfter leaving Portland on Interstate blue girl's skirt, said Lt. Gregg HastingsClothing and bits of an Oregon map"They were laid out in a well defined have requested that their search Wednesday, but were hampered About 100 rescue workers and four
even worse, states the report.government needs to show "substantial progress ...ability of the United States to influence"The American military has little reserve an open-ended commitment to keep equipping, advising, force protection "Neighboring countries could intervene. of Shia-governed Baghdad, there is less than two hours of
is commonly used by whitewater raftersJosephine County, broke down and could and soul into this. We are not Stuck, they used their car heater Portland and headed home left clues for searchers. were rescued at their car, stuck inOn Monday, searchers in a private Rand-McNally map did not have a
It also calls for prompt action by the the violence is dwindling because of shortages all U.S. combat troops by early 2008."Regular rotations, in and out of Iraq or it can sustain on its own." going to deal with."approach" to determining the best course for The panel, which was chartered by Congress,and around Baghdad -- has become the principal
Department of Transportation has a Searchers planned to drop 18 numbered When he left the car Saturday, James Kim went "This route closed in winter." A search Wednesday, but were hampered About 100 rescue workers and four to choose the road they were on. Temperatures at night in the
challenge to stability." "By the first quarter of 2008, subject toThe report also prods the administration to Among the group's recommendations recommended a radically different approachAmericans could become more polarized"The Iraq Study Group called the situation iIraqi security forces, too, are ill-equipped
Big Windy Creek that leads to the Rogue River.believed he was marking his trail for them. a red T-shirt, a sock and adrains into the Rogue River. Searchers said they of the Oregon State Patrol. after a holiday trip to the Pacific Northwest. was found Wednesday in aabout two miles along the road, and
unexpected developments in the security situation on the ground, all combat brigades not necessary Democratic leaders praised the report. Americans could become more polarized." events is diminishing," Hamilton said.
He would likely be within about to ask why he did that," he said. since November 25, when they left following his footprints down a drainage called Oregon 42, that leads through the Coast Range to Gold Beach, where they planned to stay at a resort.is commonly used by whitewater rafters"I hope to have the opportunity
of stay the course that this administration has All 10 members of the panel, chaired by"We no longer can afford to stay the course," less than the United States spends in Iraq every two weeks.""Iraqi police cannot control crime, and they and we will act in a timely fashion," Bush
to the coast in the summer, Kim, 35, an editor at the Web site is expected to deteriorate by Friday.7 months. They were releasedwhen he left.The Kims had been missing

[king_buzzo]

Originally Posted by Danny Himself

The first one sounds like something Lee would put into an hour-long noise and spoken word track.

haha, good idea

[Prisstina]

Originally Posted by finding nobody

From:"Louisa Stahl" <buissondrlr@heliantis.fr>
Subject: 'Ello, 'ello, 'ello, what have we got here, Fishfloatthrough

They were all still wondering what to do next, when Lucy said, "Look! There's a robin, with such a red breast. It's the first bird I've seen here. I say!.I wonder can birds talk in Narnia? It almost looks as if it wanted to say something to us." Then she turned to the Robin and said, "Please, can you tell us where Tumnus the Faun has been taken to?" As she said this she took a step towards the bird. It at once flew away but only as far as to the next tree. There it perched and looked at them very hard as if it understood all they had been saying. Almost without noticing that they had done so, the four children went a step or two nearer to it. At this the Robin flew away again to the next tree and once more looked at them very hard. (You couldn't have found a robin with a redder chest or a brighter eye.)

My theory is that one crazy poet found my email some how and passed that shit out like halloween candy.
Hayden, send this crazy cat an email and maybe, just maybe you'll be lucky enough.

Thats a passage from the book "The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe".

[finding nobody]

More:

Dearly Beloved

The inspiration to contact you is simply divine providence and I am making this proposition because i have to seek the partnership of a resource person to help me realize actualize my last wish on earth. I am Mrs. Maria Mutola from Holland. I am married to Dr.Harry Mutola a
Kenya who worked with a construction company in Asia for twenty Years before he died in the tsunami disasters, we were married but without any children. Since his death I decided not to remarry and presently I am 70 Years old. When my late husband was live he deposited the sum of $4.5M. (Nine Million Five Hundred Thousand U.S. Dollars) with a Security
Company.

Presently this money is still with the Security Company and the management just Wrote me as the beneficiary to come forward to receive the money or rather Issue a letter of authorization to someone to receive it on my behalf if I cannot come over. I am presently in a hospital where I have been undergoing treatment Cancer of the lungs in a hospital, I have since lost my ability To talk and my doctors have told me that I have only a few months to live. I want a person that is
trustworthy that will utilize 90% of this money to fund churches, orphanages and
widows around the world but in my name Mrs. Maria Mutola As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the Security Company. I will also issue you a letter of authority that will prove you as the new beneficiary of this fund.

Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated here in and Keep this contact confidential till such a time this funds get to your Custody. This is to ensure that nothing jeopardizes my last wish on Earth.
I await your urgent reply.

Remain Blessed



Maria Mutola

[IntoTheGroovey]

I get like four of these a day. There's about 1000 in my junk mail folder.

[finding nobody]

Oh, interesting.
I also got one from some wise ass on ebay

Question from rick_7890
Activity with rick_7890 (last 90 days):

 

- I have bid on 1 items from rick_7890
Hello,

What is going on with my item? Have you shipp it? My paypal account show me that you have received the money .. If you dont contact me ASAP I will contact ebay and tell them that you screw me for 1500 !!!
Please e-mail me back ASAP !!!!

Regards,
Vickie

[Inhuman]

Originally Posted by finding nobody

Oh, interesting.
I also got one from some wise ass on ebay

Question from rick_7890
Activity with rick_7890 (last 90 days):

 

- I have bid on 1 items from rick_7890
Hello,

What is going on with my item? Have you shipp it? My paypal account show me that you have received the money .. If you dont contact me ASAP I will contact ebay and tell them that you screw me for 1500 !!!
Please e-mail me back ASAP !!!!

Regards,
Vickie

What a dipshit. Did you send it yet?

[k-krack]

WHy don't I get cool emails...I always get junk saying I've been "Tagged!," or some bullshit from google.noreply.com or something, and it's always spanish. Fuck you, I don't understand what yr saying, junkmail.

[finding nobody]

Originally Posted by Inhuman

What a dipshit. Did you send it yet?

I have noooo idea what he's talking about. I think he's making it out like Im supposed to be sending him something. BUT, I've never sold anything onebay in my life