SYG Orgy Planning Thread

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 05.29.2006, 11:47 AM

I say we have it on 7/7/77 on the south pole. Sound good?

alyasa · 05.29.2006, 11:50 AM

that's 71 years in the future....

Alex's Trip · 05.29.2006, 11:50 AM

Tomorrow on the south pole. Sound better?

atari 2600 · 05.29.2006, 11:50 AM

So many of you are such great comedians.

I try. I thought my remark to AssBlaster last night was at least a little witty:

I thought Jesus was just alright with you. Go smoke a doobie, brother.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 05.29.2006, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by alyasa

that's 71 years in the future....

Yep. I'll be be a sexy and limber 91 year old.

I'll probably have to get one of these done though:

"Before the introduction of Viagra, men suffering from impotence often underwent surgery for penile implants, the simplest of which consists of two bendable, semi-rigid rods that are inserted in the penis through an incision. When you feel the situation demands an erection, you just bend you wazoo into an upright position (see photo), since what you basically have is a giant pipe cleaner. The chief drawback of this method is that you are left with a permanent erection, which can be something of an embarrassment in locker rooms and whatnot. Such surgery was pioneered in 1972, which means there are men waltzing around with boners lasting 27 years."
-Sexualrecords.com

Except add some length to that penis. I feel bad for that guy, looks like he has a smallie.

Alex's Trip · 05.29.2006, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by AssBlaster

Is Somebody Still Cranky Wanky? Awww That's Ok My Libble Goober Boofy. Just You Wait And You'll Be All Happy Wappy In No Timey Wimey.

Why Are You Capitalizing Each Word?

alyasa · 05.29.2006, 11:56 AM

All I can say is, I don't want that anywhere near my drain...

truncated · 05.29.2006, 11:56 AM

SJIND, you are one alarmingly horny young man.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 05.29.2006, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Alex's Trip

Why Are You Capitalizing Each Word?

It Is The Cool Way To Type And It Adds An Interesting Rhythm To Your Typing. You Keep Coming Back To The Shift Key Like It Is A Trampoline.

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SJIND, you are one alarmingly horny young man.

Horny? This Is Not A Matter Of Sexual Deprivation, It Is Something That Must Be Done. If I Was Horny, I'd Say Tomorrow And Not When We Are All Old And Grimey.

truncated · 05.29.2006, 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead

Horny? This Is Not A Matter Of Sexual Deprivation, It Is Something That Must Be Done. If I Was Horny, I'd Say Tomorrow And Not When We Are All Old And Grimey.

Perhaps you're just tantric.

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Originally Posted by AssBlaster

Truncy is saying alarming in a good way...like her bat signal went off "GASP! Somebodies horny! To the bedroom!"

Thanks for spoiling my attack. It depended on the element of surprise.

HaydenAsche · 05.29.2006, 04:06 PM

I'll be there. Should I bring the plushies?

kingcoffee · 05.29.2006, 04:08 PM

I I can still get an erection by then I'll totally go for it. I'm guessing it's an expensive trip to the North Pole and the way inflation is going I'll have to start saving up right now. See you in seven decades everybody!

kingcoffee · 05.29.2006, 04:08 PM

I think someone should bring lube and a lot of viagra.

krastian · 05.29.2006, 04:12 PM

Fuck, I'll be dead.

HaydenAsche · 05.29.2006, 04:13 PM

So, which one of you faggots is buttsecksing with me?

!@#$%! · 05.29.2006, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by HaydenAsche

So, which one of you faggots is buttsecksing with me?

im not a faggot, but provided you're completely hairless & have delicate facial features, i might bugger you for the experience

HaydenAsche · 05.29.2006, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

im not a faggot, but provided you're completely hairless & have delicate facial features, i might bugger you for the experience

Nah, I'm a hairy motherfucker.

!@#$%! · 05.29.2006, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by HaydenAsche

Nah, I'm a hairy motherfucker.

sorry. im sure someone else will happily take you.

Everyneurotic · 05.30.2006, 01:23 AM

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Originally Posted by HaydenAsche

So, which one of you faggots is buttsecksing with me?

i bet a lot of people would be up to the challenge.

it would be like "come and fuck jandek"

by the looks of it, it's going to be an s&m orgy, i mean, when truncy gets to jon boy or khchris gets to atari, man, whips are gonna go off!!!

krastian · 05.30.2006, 01:52 AM

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Originally Posted by HaydenAsche

So, which one of you faggots is buttsecksing with me?

You do know that there's a fee for such "services"......bidniss is bidniss.

05.29.2006, 11:47 AM	#1
SpectralJulianIsNotDead invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,409	I say we have it on 7/7/77 on the south pole. Sound good?
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alyasa invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Singapore Posts: 3,791	that's 71 years in the future.... __________________ Sab Kuch Tick Tock Hai
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Alex's Trip invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Southern California Posts: 5,608	Tomorrow on the south pole. Sound better? __________________ KALOPSIA
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atari 2600 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,213	So many of you are such great comedians. I try. I thought my remark to AssBlaster last night was at least a little witty: I thought Jesus was just alright with you. Go smoke a doobie, brother.
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alyasa invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Singapore Posts: 3,791	All I can say is, I don't want that anywhere near my drain... __________________ Sab Kuch Tick Tock Hai
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truncated invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 3,607	SJIND, you are one alarmingly horny young man.
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HaydenAsche invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 10,755	I'll be there. Should I bring the plushies? __________________ rip
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kingcoffee expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,510	I I can still get an erection by then I'll totally go for it. I'm guessing it's an expensive trip to the North Pole and the way inflation is going I'll have to start saving up right now. See you in seven decades everybody!
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krastian invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Baltimore Posts: 7,808	Fuck, I'll be dead. __________________ Confusion is next and next after that is the Truth.
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HaydenAsche invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 10,755	So, which one of you faggots is buttsecksing with me? __________________ rip
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