sti checks sure are fun arnt they!

jon boy · 04.14.2009, 05:17 PM

what a way to spend a lunchtime.

Danny Himself · 04.14.2009, 05:20 PM

Sounds like fairly unfortunate circumstances if you ask me, but if you're into that sort of thing..?

terminal pharmacy · 04.14.2009, 08:05 PM

heard of....

jon boy · 04.14.2009, 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by terminal pharmacy

heard of....

snake skins? never.

terminal pharmacy · 04.14.2009, 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by jon boy

snake skins? never.

enjoy you regular fun check ups then...........

This Is Not Here · 04.14.2009, 08:51 PM

I misread this thread as "sti chicks sure are fun arnt they!"

Sounded like you had an interesting lunch break.
Dissapointed.

Toilet & Bowels · 04.15.2009, 07:39 AM

last time i had a hot older nurse (mid-late 40s) who was quite flirty.

anyway, why does a married man need to get an sti test?

phoenix · 04.15.2009, 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

anyway, why does a married man need to get an sti test?

^^^

jon boy · 04.15.2009, 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

last time i had a hot older nurse (mid-late 40s) who was quite flirty.

anyway, why does a married man need to get an sti test?

discharge.

Toilet & Bowels · 04.15.2009, 06:03 PM

looks like you got some splainin to do

jon boy · 04.15.2009, 06:09 PM

actually its for immigration. they dont know what i have but they dont want it.

Toilet & Bowels · 04.15.2009, 06:45 PM

married man + discharge = splainin

you better get down the florists

jon boy · 04.15.2009, 06:54 PM

i dont actually have anything (discharge was a joke) but they have to do a medical and take blood, urine and make me run on the spot. she didnt make me turn to the right and cough but thats ok because she was middle aged.

ich bin ein canadian.

floatingslowly · 04.15.2009, 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by jon boy

they dont know what i have but they dont want it.

...

Toilet & Bowels · 04.15.2009, 07:13 PM

i can't believe canadia, a bloody colony, makes british people take sti checks!

maybe these canadians need to be aquainted with the inscription to be found within the inside cover of a british passport.

"Her Britannic Majesty's Secretary of State Requests & requires in the Name of Her Majesty all those whom it may concern to allow the bearer to pass freely without let or hinderance, and to afford the bearer such assistance and protection as may be necessary."

floatingslowly · 04.15.2009, 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

i can't believe canadia, a bloody colony, makes british people take sti checks!

there's always australia, m'lady.

04.15.2009, 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

i can't believe canadia, a bloody colony, makes british people take sti checks!

maybe these canadians need to be aquainted with the inscription to be found within the inside cover of a british passport.

"Her Britannic Majesty's Secretary of State Requests & requires in the Name of Her Majesty all those whom it may concern to allow the bearer to pass freely without let or hinderance, and to afford the bearer such assistance and protection as may be necessary."

You have more sti's per capita than anywhere else in europe, one of the highest in the world.

Toilet & Bowels · 04.15.2009, 07:48 PM

and since when was canadia in europe?

04.16.2009, 02:36 AM

And where did i say canada is in europe?

phoenix · 04.16.2009, 02:41 AM

do you live in the uk or in canada? which one are you moving to?

my friend had to take an sti test before she went to belgium

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jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	i dont actually have anything (discharge was a joke) but they have to do a medical and take blood, urine and make me run on the spot. she didnt make me turn to the right and cough but thats ok because she was middle aged. ich bin ein canadian. __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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