05.08.2009, 12:32 PM | #1 |
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Hmmmmm????
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05.08.2009, 12:35 PM | #2 |
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does that require a special procedure, or can it be done at home?
I guess that would be the deciding factor. |
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05.08.2009, 12:36 PM | #3 |
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I'm pretty sure it could be done both ways, depending on what you wanted to spend and how fast you wanted it done.
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05.08.2009, 12:38 PM | #4 |
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well...why do I have to be rich then?
can't I just start stretching it out now, for free?? I'm aiming for a cunt large enough to hide small animals, like puppies. |
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05.08.2009, 12:49 PM | #5 |
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You could...but I'm sure you could attain it easier if you were rich. Unless girlgun is into the ancient art of cunt-stretching. Somehow, I doubt she is, but what do I know?
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05.08.2009, 12:56 PM | #6 |
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spoof thread....nice.
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05.08.2009, 01:31 PM | #7 |
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my lawyers will be in touch.
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I don't think I want to be touched by lawyers.
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05.08.2009, 01:39 PM | #9 |
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what if my cunt already holds a world record for it's cavernous depths and majestic breadth?
should I be pressed to go further, or happy with what I have? |
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05.08.2009, 01:40 PM | #10 |
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I would say its a personal choice. If you want to further push the limits and challenge yourself, go for bigger, but if you have achieved all of you dreams with the cunt-stretching, relax.
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05.08.2009, 01:40 PM | #11 |
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if I relax, it might snap back into place.
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Maybe you can fashion sonme sort of disk or cunt-shape-holding device. Like the African tribes do...well, you know, for their necks and ears and lips and stuff.
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05.08.2009, 01:44 PM | #13 |
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africans make cunt-shape-holding devices? why would they do such a thing, when they are clearly more interested in chopping them up?
pictures or it didn't happen. |
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05.08.2009, 01:46 PM | #14 |
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So that's where they're keeping all the food. The cheeky swines. I hope Geldof is aware of this.
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05.08.2009, 06:23 PM | #15 |
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A massive one to stuff aaaaaaaall my money in.
except, uh... not. |
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05.08.2009, 07:02 PM | #18 |
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^^^ could say the same for you, cursing-box-man. were you in san francisco too? I assumed you were working and / or angry. san francisco sounds like more fun.
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05.08.2009, 07:07 PM | #20 |
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9 cm across [am i the only one who follows the subjects of the threads I read?]
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