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Old 05.29.2009, 08:23 AM   #1
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This item was in my mailbox this morning. I read the whole thing before I realized it was spam. Entertaining! Maybe I should start reading my spam...

Subject: Love kuum taste.

He had been told to turn informer on his friend, Ed Finnerty.
There were to be no moon men at all. He slammed each of the drawers shut in quick succession.
He sat down to tie his shoelaces.
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Old 05.29.2009, 08:27 AM   #2
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I wonder who writes this stuff...
I want that job to just write nonsense
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Old 05.29.2009, 08:29 AM   #3
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Yah, it would be a great job. I don't expect it pays well though...

Didn't someone have a song with lines from spam?
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Old 05.29.2009, 08:32 AM   #4
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internet gnomes.
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Old 05.29.2009, 09:03 AM   #5
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i wanna see such a gnome. must be some funny dudes including funny looks, because they are gnomes, haha
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Old 05.29.2009, 09:31 AM   #6
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I wonder who writes this stuff...
I want that job to just write nonsense

try to be a poet.
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Old 05.29.2009, 09:36 AM   #7
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will you say that these gnomes are the poets of the future?
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Old 05.29.2009, 09:37 AM   #8
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Old 05.29.2009, 09:45 AM   #9
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yknow that word has lost all meaning for me......

Don't people get paid to make food look good in pictures? I'm sure they tried; I guess there is just nothing you can do for spam.
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Old 05.29.2009, 09:45 AM   #10
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never tried it...
any parallels to corned beef?
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Old 05.29.2009, 09:46 AM   #11
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will you say that these gnomes are the poets of the future?

no. for a nonsense writing you have two choices: or be a gnome or a poet.
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Old 05.29.2009, 09:47 AM   #12
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I would chose to be a gnome, the pressure inst that high, after your breaktrough.
but there wont be any breakthrough as a gnome, I think
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Old 05.29.2009, 09:48 AM   #13
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Old 05.29.2009, 09:49 AM   #14
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fuck, theres always someone faster
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I love the stuff. I had to do it. All apologies.
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ha ha ! you think he was a "gnome" for his writing?

 
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Old 05.29.2009, 09:51 AM   #17
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a pretty large one.
but imagine him smaller = gnome like
the voice fits, too
not too sure if gnomes are known for their gun-fetishes
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never tried it...
any parallels to corned beef?

its slightly less as disgusting as corned beef... you can douse it in a load of brown sauce but its not my meat of choice i have to say, in fact meat in tins is somehow unappealing....ever had tinned meatballs????? mmmmmm.......questionable meat content alert!
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I once tried to cultivate a verbal, free-style, stream-of-conscious style of literary nonsense. I'm sure it came off as way pretentious and forced but I enjoyed it.
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