whats yr hidden talent?

notyourfiend · 09.09.2009, 01:13 PM

i searched the forum and found no threads about this.

my hidden talent is that i can fire dance. well, at least i am starting to learn how to do it. this weekend, i hooped with fire for the first time. i'm a superb hula hooper (i used to do silly contests as a kid) so i guess fire seemed like the next logical step? unfortunately, everybody at the party was too stoned to take pictures. this is kinda what it looks like though:

the big quasar · 09.09.2009, 01:14 PM

that's hot

ploesj · 09.09.2009, 01:21 PM

cool!

too bad every single hint of talent i have is out in the world.

the big quasar · 09.09.2009, 01:25 PM

I throw a mean boomerang.

notyourfiend · 09.09.2009, 01:25 PM

what do you mean polesj?
in those pics you took, you seemed to have made some delicious food. cooking is a talent!

ploesj · 09.09.2009, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by notyourfiend

what do you mean polesj?
in those pics you took, you seemed to have made some delicious food. cooking is a talent!

well yeah but... i posted it on the internet and my friends eat my food all the time. it's not hidden. everything else i do is public too. my drawings and pictures are on the internet for everyone to see, and i wear the clothes i make when i go out into the world. maybe i'm just taking the hidden talent thingy too literal :-)

!@#$%! · 09.09.2009, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by notyourfiend

iunfortunately, everybody at the party was too stoned to take pictures.

you gotta ask glice to lecture you about the "devil weed"

Satan · 09.09.2009, 01:36 PM

i can open a bottle of beer with my teeth

!@#$%! · 09.09.2009, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Satan

i can open a bottle of beer with my teeth

any ass can do that, until their teeth break (it happened to me-- a chunk came off-- fuck not having a ready bottle opener for all occasions)

floatingslowly · 09.09.2009, 01:41 PM

if I were to divulge a hidden talent, it wouldn't be a hidden talent anymore.

!@#$%! · 09.09.2009, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

if I were to divulge a hidden talent, it wouldn't be a hidden talent anymore.

it's something to do with yr robotic rectum, isn't it?

i can smell the burnt gaskets all the way here

floatingslowly · 09.09.2009, 01:43 PM

rectum? damn near killed 'em!

Satan · 09.09.2009, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

any ass can do that, until their teeth break (it happened to me-- a chunk came off-- fuck not having a ready bottle opener for all occasions)

i have one on my keys.

static-harmony · 09.09.2009, 05:41 PM

Does sex count? I'm just playing. I really don't know though.

Glice · 09.09.2009, 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

you gotta ask glice to lecture you about the "devil weed"

If you want to be a cunt to someone, I am not your proxy. Just be a cunt. It's the internet, everyone knows you're a prick.

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Originally Posted by Satan

i can open a bottle of beer with my teeth

Get a bottle opener, pauper. More seriously, I've got cunting great gaps in my teeth thanks to opening bottles with my teeth, so I really wouldn't recommend it. If you want a proper party trick, I know a couple of fellas who can open bottles with their eyeball-socket. It's quite the feat. One of those fellas used to gargle glass (don't ask) but last I heard he'd been sequestered away for the public's safety.

Anyway. My hidden talent is knitting. I shit ye not.

jennthebenn · 09.09.2009, 06:02 PM

Mine isn't a talent, just something physically freakish. I'm not going to
reveal it here, because I look forward to times when I'll meet up and drink
with some of you and decide to show this off.

Kegmama and Panto know.

Savage Clone · 09.09.2009, 06:04 PM

I can catch over 20 quarters off my elbow.
This is a pretty useless "talent."

Sonic Youth 37 · 09.09.2009, 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Savage Clone

I can catch over 20 quarters off my elbow.
This is a pretty useless "talent."

This. It took me forever to be able to do that with both elbows at the same time.

EVOLghost · 09.09.2009, 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

any ass can do that, until their teeth break (it happened to me-- a chunk came off-- fuck not having a ready bottle opener for all occasions)

Fuck that just use a lighter someone always has one of those

EVOLghost · 09.09.2009, 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by jennthebenn

Mine isn't a talent, just something physically freakish. I'm not going to
reveal it here, because I look forward to times when I'll meet up and drink
with some of you and decide to show this off.

Kegmama and Panto know.

Well...what about us who might never have the opportunity to drink with ye.

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notyourfiend expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: baltimore, murderland by way of new york city Posts: 1,454	i searched the forum and found no threads about this. my hidden talent is that i can fire dance. well, at least i am starting to learn how to do it. this weekend, i hooped with fire for the first time. i'm a superb hula hooper (i used to do silly contests as a kid) so i guess fire seemed like the next logical step? unfortunately, everybody at the party was too stoned to take pictures. this is kinda what it looks like though: __________________
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ploesj invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: antwerp. Posts: 2,901	cool! too bad every single hint of talent i have is out in the world. __________________ blog flickr
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the big quasar stalker Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Rigid Kuntaurus Posts: 475	I throw a mean boomerang. __________________
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notyourfiend expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: baltimore, murderland by way of new york city Posts: 1,454	what do you mean polesj? in those pics you took, you seemed to have made some delicious food. cooking is a talent! __________________
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Satan invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: noo yawk Posts: 6,331	i can open a bottle of beer with my teeth __________________ "I love meth." - batreleaser
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floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	if I were to divulge a hidden talent, it wouldn't be a hidden talent anymore.
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floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	rectum? damn near killed 'em!
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static-harmony invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: outside L.A Posts: 5,156	Does sex count? I'm just playing. I really don't know though. __________________
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jennthebenn expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Maryland Posts: 2,261	Mine isn't a talent, just something physically freakish. I'm not going to reveal it here, because I look forward to times when I'll meet up and drink with some of you and decide to show this off. Kegmama and Panto know. __________________ http://jennthebenn.tumblr.com/
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Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,290	I can catch over 20 quarters off my elbow. This is a pretty useless "talent."
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