Getting married

finfoom · 09.16.2009, 10:09 AM

getting married soon need ideas for vows, short but sweet

floatingslowly · 09.16.2009, 10:12 AM

FUCK ME?

SEEING AS YR BROTHER IS OUT OF TOWN, SURE, WHY NOT?

OK, LET'S BLOW THIS TACO STAND.

I hope this helps.

This Is Not Here · 09.16.2009, 10:12 AM

Congratulations buddy! Hows this for an idea:

She comes into my mind
Twisting thru my nerves
I don't understand
A word she says
She's on my side
I love her all the time

She comes into my mind
Twisting thru my nerves
I don't understand
A word she says
She's on my side
I love her all the time

Rob Instigator · 09.16.2009, 10:13 AM

That is the best up there

notyourfiend · 09.16.2009, 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by This Is Not Here

Congratulations buddy! Hows this for an idea:

She comes into my mind
Twisting thru my nerves
I don't understand
A word she says
She's on my side
I love her all the time

She comes into my mind
Twisting thru my nerves
I don't understand
A word she says
She's on my side
I love her all the time

In an alternate universe, if I were to ever get married, this would be it.

Fortunately for me, gay marriage is illegal which prevents me from making any rash decisions about combining my tax statement with another being.

Rob Instigator · 09.16.2009, 10:17 AM

gay marriage is only ilegal in some states.
you should move and gay it up legal style.

verme (prevaricator) · 09.16.2009, 10:17 AM

free improv.

This Is Not Here · 09.16.2009, 10:18 AM

I agree with the Instigator. Sorry to hear that.

floatingslowly · 09.16.2009, 10:19 AM

good luck using "I don't understand a word she says" in marriage vows.

floatingslowly · 09.16.2009, 10:21 AM

also: I don't care WHAT BAND it is, if you resort to using lyrics (or, say, asking random people on the net) for wedding vows, you should just stay fucking single.

jon boy · 09.16.2009, 10:24 AM

you can pick and choose the vows from the minister/comissioner i think. we chose the shortest possible one but i think there are some things they are legally bound to say.

i love you you love me yada yada yada i now pronounce you married. lets get drunk.

blunderbuss · 09.16.2009, 10:26 AM

Marriage vows really ought to come from the heart, not an internet messageboard.

finfoom · 09.16.2009, 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

also: I don't care WHAT BAND it is, if you resort to using lyrics (or, say, asking random people on the net) for wedding vows, you should just stay fucking single.

I'm not looking to copy lyrics / just wanted to hear ideas I can jump from

jon boy · 09.16.2009, 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blunderbuss

Marriage vows really ought to come from the heart, not an internet messageboard.

or best man speeches.

girlgun · 09.16.2009, 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

good luck using "I don't understand a word she says" in marriage vows.

haha. see. he's actually married and sort of understands the difference between wrong and right.

floatingslowly · 09.16.2009, 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by finfoom

I'm not looking to copy lyrics / just wanted to hear ideas I can jump from

I'm sorry, I wasn't really directing that at you so much as the "yeah, I'd totally use sonic youth lyrics" crowd.

if you don't wish to write yr own, do as jon boy says and ask the minister/whoever for a shortened version of traditional vows (we had all mentions of JESUS-GAWD struck from our vows -- for fear that my bride would burst into flames).

pbradley · 09.16.2009, 10:48 AM

I tried to find Twilight marriage vows.

Fortunately I couldn't find any but I know they are there.

chicka · 09.16.2009, 11:02 AM

It's pretty simple Why do you want to spend the rest of your life with your partner, why are you willing to sacrifice
your needs for our needs..possibly something about children if that's a strong desire for both of you. Something about your partner makes you feel that no one else can make you feel

I quess that's a couple of ideas. Just remember marriage
is 50-50 thing of give and take and if it isn't see you in divorce court someday.........

Rob Instigator · 09.16.2009, 11:13 AM

fuck vows. vows are bullshit. just say I DO, slip that ring on the finger and fucking live the rest of yr life damnit.

deflinus · 09.16.2009, 11:16 AM

i think you should do your vows NOISE style. exchange NOISE vows with yr guitars

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This Is Not Here invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Kingston-Upon-Thames, London Posts: 2,586	Congratulations buddy! Hows this for an idea: She comes into my mind Twisting thru my nerves I don't understand A word she says She's on my side I love her all the time She comes into my mind Twisting thru my nerves I don't understand A word she says She's on my side I love her all the time __________________ http://images.google.co.uk/url?sourc...zLTl_B146tcuiw ~~Record of the moment~~
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This Is Not Here invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Kingston-Upon-Thames, London Posts: 2,586	I agree with the Instigator. Sorry to hear that. __________________ http://images.google.co.uk/url?sourc...zLTl_B146tcuiw ~~Record of the moment~~
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floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	good luck using "I don't understand a word she says" in marriage vows.
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floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	also: I don't care WHAT BAND it is, if you resort to using lyrics (or, say, asking random people on the net) for wedding vows, you should just stay fucking single.
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jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	you can pick and choose the vows from the minister/comissioner i think. we chose the shortest possible one but i think there are some things they are legally bound to say. i love you you love me yada yada yada i now pronounce you married. lets get drunk. __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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blunderbuss invito al cielo Join Date: May 2008 Location: UK Posts: 2,526	Marriage vows really ought to come from the heart, not an internet messageboard.
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pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	I tried to find Twilight marriage vows. Fortunately I couldn't find any but I know they are there.
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chicka expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: wormtown MA Posts: 1,549	It's pretty simple Why do you want to spend the rest of your life with your partner, why are you willing to sacrifice your needs for our needs..possibly something about children if that's a strong desire for both of you. Something about your partner makes you feel that no one else can make you feel I quess that's a couple of ideas. Just remember marriage is 50-50 thing of give and take and if it isn't see you in divorce court someday......... __________________ some men just want to watch the world burn
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Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,991	fuck vows. vows are bullshit. just say I DO, slip that ring on the finger and fucking live the rest of yr life damnit. __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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deflinus expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in the darkest part of your mind Posts: 1,737	i think you should do your vows NOISE style. exchange NOISE vows with yr guitars
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