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davenotdead · 12.30.2009, 12:24 AM

y'all don't delete yr fb's.... look what can happen if you will it

http://www.metro.co.uk/news/131778-f...pt-with-50-men

Inhuman · 12.30.2009, 01:45 AM

hahaha WOW. They can make loads more money if they implement a feature for hookups

phoenix · 12.30.2009, 02:25 AM

fb is full of boring people.... updating statuses of boring, and their farms and cafes and quizzies. and photos/ millions of photos of nothing much interesting.

DeadDiscoDildo · 12.30.2009, 03:01 AM

I bet numero 50 is feeling like shit right about now....haha

His dick probably looks like a payday bar....

amerikangod · 12.30.2009, 03:03 AM

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Originally Posted by DeadDiscoDildo

His dick probably looks like a payday bar....

I tried to rep you for your apt description, but gotta spread some around bro.

DeadDiscoDildo · 12.30.2009, 03:07 AM

Just not facebook style, dont spread that shizzz

honestly, when I hear about girls like this...I get scared when I have sex for months...

Inhuman · 12.30.2009, 08:14 AM

You can tell Phoenix is a closet twitter addict.

In all honesty, it is nice to connect with people, but it suffers from being so goddamn packed with features. That's why I like Facebook Lite, there's not as much bullshit. None of those "OMGz if Robin Bastien was a perfume salesman, would he be good at it?" Social-freaking-interviews that help kill time for people that have no jobs or "Someone has SAID SOMETHING about you" Honesty box scams where you PAY to find out what people are saying. Facebook apps killed facebook.

floatingslowly · 12.30.2009, 09:24 AM

guys are such idiots.

I suspect that the 50 she fucked knew very well what they were getting into.

and by getting into, I mean, the Great Sarlacc of Carkoon.

!@#$%! · 12.30.2009, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by phoenix

fb is full of boring people.... updating statuses of boring, and their farms and cafes and quizzies. and photos/ millions of photos of nothing much interesting.

YES

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Originally Posted by Inhuman

In all honesty, it is nice to connect with people,

i tried connecting with people, but then i remembered why i had disconnected in the first place

Inhuman · 12.30.2009, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

i tried connecting with people, but then i remembered why i had disconnected in the first place

Yeah, I found I "reconnected" with old schoolmates that all have turned into total douchebags that I can't actually "connect" with at all. At the same time, there are some people I connect with that makes it worthwhile

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 12.30.2009, 05:55 PM

facebook is destroying our generation

automatic bzooty · 12.30.2009, 06:32 PM

how fucking desperate do you have to be to take someone up on that? how many stds are too much?

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Originally Posted by Inhuman

In all honesty, it is nice to connect with people, but it suffers from being so goddamn packed with features. That's why I like Facebook Lite, there's not as much bullshit. None of those "OMGz if Robin Bastien was a perfume salesman, would he be good at it?" Social-freaking-interviews that help kill time for people that have no jobs or "Someone has SAID SOMETHING about you" Honesty box scams where you PAY to find out what people are saying. Facebook apps killed facebook.

wow, i didn't even know about facebook lite! this is much better. i'm fucking sick of social interview, cafe world, et cetera. i just want to have fairly pointless exchanges with my ~besties~, pull up event info, and occasionally see what jackasses from high school are like eight months later. jayzus.

me and my friend randall were just texting about all this excessive communication...

floatingslowly · 12.30.2009, 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead

facebook is destroying our generation

I don't care for facebook (at all) but even I wouldn't go that far. mutating...maybe.

think of it as a third arm that spontaneously chokes the people you pass by.

davenotdead · 12.30.2009, 07:45 PM

facebook is awesome you guys.

you wouldn't believe the kinds of pics 14 year old girls put up.

don't know what i'd do without it... it would certainly kill my budding sex offender hobby, that's for sure. stalking irl is so much more work

pbradley · 12.30.2009, 07:59 PM

Facebook is fine in low doses. Being all Luddite about it is pretty poisonous, as well.

Glice · 12.30.2009, 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by pbradley

Facebook is fine in low doses. Being all Luddite about it is pretty poisonous, as well.

I think it's only really poisonous if the person slagging off facepain spends an awful lot of time talking to people (however obliquely) on an internet messageboard. "Fuck talking to people I actually know online, I can't be a cunt to them and still talk to them".

I find facebook moderately useful. Keeping in touch, looking at girls - it's all gravy.

davenotdead · 12.30.2009, 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Glice

I think it's only really poisonous if the person slagging off facepain spends an awful lot of time talking to people (however obliquely) on an internet messageboard. "Fuck talking to people I actually know online, I can't be a cunt to them and still talk to them".

I find facebook moderately useful. Keeping in touch, looking at girls - it's all gravy.

what the fuck is wrong with all of you when glice starts to sound like the voice of reason?

when looking at pics of girls in the presence of girls, i can only comment on the cleavage, as opposed to staring at it for more than 2 minutes. staring at it with one eye open, switching eyes, trying to trick my brain into thinking there is more cleavage than what is actually visible. the possibilities are endless.

pbradley · 12.30.2009, 08:13 PM

I think there is also the danger of being a constant twat about it. Fuck, my own mom says "this is going on Facebook" after taking a good picture but I'm not about to mock her over it. In every way, this is same hype-nonsense discourse carried over from myspace.

Fucking gadget culture making technology more than technology.

pbradley · 12.30.2009, 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by davenotdead

what the fuck is wrong with all of you when glice starts to sound like the voice of reason?

when looking at pics of girls in the presence of girls, i can only comment on the cleavage, as opposed to staring at it for more than 2 minutes. staring at it with one eye open, switching eyes, trying to trick my brain into thinking there is more cleavage than what is actually visible. the possibilities are endless.

You need to get laid, dude.

amerikangod · 12.30.2009, 08:15 PM

dave raises several good points.

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Originally Posted by Glice

Keeping in touch, looking at girls - it's all gravy.

So does this man. I've also found Facebook useful in scoring with female friends and acquaintances that I rarely see in real life otherwise.

On that note, hey Satan. Baby girl. We should be Facebook friends.

12.30.2009, 12:24 AM	#1
davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	y'all don't delete yr fb's.... look what can happen if you will it http://www.metro.co.uk/news/131778-f...pt-with-50-men __________________
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12.30.2009, 01:45 AM	#2
Inhuman invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Montreal Posts: 5,807	hahaha WOW. They can make loads more money if they implement a feature for hookups
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12.30.2009, 02:25 AM	#3
phoenix invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: the future where it's hot and dark Posts: 5,926	fb is full of boring people.... updating statuses of boring, and their farms and cafes and quizzies. and photos/ millions of photos of nothing much interesting. __________________ tiny and lost.
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12.30.2009, 03:01 AM	#4
DeadDiscoDildo invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 3,805	I bet numero 50 is feeling like shit right about now....haha His dick probably looks like a payday bar....
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12.30.2009, 03:07 AM	#6
DeadDiscoDildo invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 3,805	Just not facebook style, dont spread that shizzz honestly, when I hear about girls like this...I get scared when I have sex for months...
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12.30.2009, 08:14 AM	#7
Inhuman invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Montreal Posts: 5,807	You can tell Phoenix is a closet twitter addict. In all honesty, it is nice to connect with people, but it suffers from being so goddamn packed with features. That's why I like Facebook Lite, there's not as much bullshit. None of those "OMGz if Robin Bastien was a perfume salesman, would he be good at it?" Social-freaking-interviews that help kill time for people that have no jobs or "Someone has SAID SOMETHING about you" Honesty box scams where you PAY to find out what people are saying. Facebook apps killed facebook.
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12.30.2009, 09:24 AM	#8
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	guys are such idiots. I suspect that the 50 she fucked knew very well what they were getting into. and by getting into, I mean, the Great Sarlacc of Carkoon.
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12.30.2009, 05:55 PM	#11
SpectralJulianIsNotDead invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,409	facebook is destroying our generation
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12.30.2009, 07:45 PM	#14
davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	facebook is awesome you guys. you wouldn't believe the kinds of pics 14 year old girls put up. don't know what i'd do without it... it would certainly kill my budding sex offender hobby, that's for sure. stalking irl is so much more work __________________
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12.30.2009, 07:59 PM	#15
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	Facebook is fine in low doses. Being all Luddite about it is pretty poisonous, as well.
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12.30.2009, 08:13 PM	#18
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	I think there is also the danger of being a constant twat about it. Fuck, my own mom says "this is going on Facebook" after taking a good picture but I'm not about to mock her over it. In every way, this is same hype-nonsense discourse carried over from myspace. Fucking gadget culture making technology more than technology.
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