how do i get 7 windows without paying for it?

Pookie · 03.02.2010, 09:39 AM

Right, our neighbours are some of them benefit cheats and they've just had the windows of their housing association house double glazed for FREE.

My question is, how do I get my 7 windows replaced for free?

Should I (the wifey) quit my (her) full time job and sign on and get limitless money handed to us, or should I fake my own death, get the windows done with the life insurance and return as my long-lost identical twin brother (who can't work because of a "disability" and so will have to live on hand-outs for eternity).

(Any similarity between any of the above and true life events/sitcom plots/soap plots is inevitable).

ni'k · 03.02.2010, 09:42 AM

benefit fraud is a righteous and ethical way to live.

floatingslowly · 03.02.2010, 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Pookie

Should I (the wifey) quit my (her) full time job and sign on and get limitless money handed to us, or should I fake my own death, get the windows done with the life insurance and return as my long-lost identical twin brother (who can't work because of a "disability" and so will have to live on hand-outs for eternity).

let's write a TV miniseries together.

I could quit my day job, and you'd finally have one!

!@#$%! · 03.02.2010, 01:04 PM

the junkyard. just avoid the dogs.

03.02.2010, 09:39 AM	#1
Pookie invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 9,877	Right, our neighbours are some of them benefit cheats and they've just had the windows of their housing association house double glazed for FREE. My question is, how do I get my 7 windows replaced for free? Should I (the wifey) quit my (her) full time job and sign on and get limitless money handed to us, or should I fake my own death, get the windows done with the life insurance and return as my long-lost identical twin brother (who can't work because of a "disability" and so will have to live on hand-outs for eternity). (Any similarity between any of the above and true life events/sitcom plots/soap plots is inevitable).
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03.02.2010, 09:42 AM	#2
ni'k invito al cielo Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 3,360	benefit fraud is a righteous and ethical way to live.
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03.02.2010, 01:04 PM	#4
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,648	the junkyard. just avoid the dogs.
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